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- Red Team, this is Blue
Team. We are in position.

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How copy? Over.

3
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Blue Team, this is Red Team. I
copy: Blue in position. Over.

4
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Gold Team, this is Blue Team.

5
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All units are in position and
awaiting further instructions.

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What is your status? Over.

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Gold Team, two-three, this
is Blue Team, one-two.

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Radio check. Over.

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Uhhh, yeah, we're here Blue Team.

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Gold Team, I repeat, what
is your status? Over.

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Uh, we're pretty good.

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What!

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Actually, we were
wondering if we could maybe

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change our name to Orange Team?

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What difference does it make?

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You tell them it makes a
big difference, Bitters,

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because I am orange.

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I am not gold, I am not
yellow, I'm fucking orange!

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Grif!

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Get off the radio! The teams are fine!

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The teams suck.

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You're gonna blow our cover!

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Ugh. All right, we'll be gold.

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Go tell the Blue Team to suck a dick

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and then get in position.

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Whatever you say, captain.

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(dramatic music)

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We're infiltrating an enemy base

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and you're bitching about colors.

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It's a misleading title!
People could get confused!

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Oh shut up.

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No, he's right. I'm confused.

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Caboose, you're always confused.

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Well that sounds confusing.

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Ooh, okay, door's opening
in approximately 15 seconds!

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh man, what if this doesn't work?

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Probably won't.

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What if it's a trap!

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Probably is.

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What would Sarge say in a time like this!

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Shut it, Simmons.

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Probably, yeah.

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Here we go!

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(screaming)
(gun firing)

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Did we win?

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No. Apparently we've unlocked
one of several security doors.

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Oh, so I talk on the radio

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and it's jeopardizing the mission,

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but that happens and everything's fine?

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Shush, Grif! They might hear you!

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Door's opening!

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(screaming)
(gun firing)

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Captain Grif, we have a visual
on the main compound, over.

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What's it look like?

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Well, on a scale from one to 10...

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I'd say we're pretty fucked.

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Stow that kind of talk, Bitters.

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Our COs put a lot of
thought into this plan,

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so why don't you show a little faith?

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Right, Captain Caboose?

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Yes.

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All right, we're almost
there. Is everyone ready?

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- Ready.

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- Ready.

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- Ready.

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- Ready.

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Captain Simmons? Jensen has
something to say to you.

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Uhh, yes Jensen?

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I just wanted to say, that
no matter what happens,

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it's been an honor working with you, sir.

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Uh, thank you, lieutenant.

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That is, yes, that's... Affirmative.

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Over.

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What the fuck was that?

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What?

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Did you stroke out for a second?
You sounded like Caboose.

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If he's me, can I be him?

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Shut up.

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Look at me, I'm smart! I like
slide rulers and protractors!

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Oh, I can't wait to go
do some protracting!

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So I still have problems
talking to girls. Big deal!

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Yeah, it is!

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Especially when your squad
consists entirely of girls!

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Now man up!

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Oh no, this is like junior
high all over again!

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What?

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Why do I have to play
in the women's league?

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I want to be a mathlete, dad! A mathlete!

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Okay, I don't want to be Simmons anymore.

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God damnit, do I have to
do everything around here?

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Everybody get ready!
We're going on my mark!

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Three. Two. One!

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Every man for himself.

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It's important that I live.

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What? What's going on?

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Suppressing fire.

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Reinforcements on our way! Ah Grif!

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Captain Caboose. No!

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Don't worry, we're coming!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry!

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Why are there so many
pedals on this thing?

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(alarm ringing)

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What the hell was that?

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(screams) Oh, we stopped.

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What is the point of
these training exercises

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if you people aren't
going to work together?

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But we did! We had team
names and everything!

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- Grif was gold!
- Orange!

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You had a plan, you were organized,

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but once again you
crumbled under pressure!

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Lieutenants, debrief with your COs.

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Everyone else, round up all
training weapons and uniforms.

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That's enough capture the flag for today.

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Whoa, what the hell
are we supposed to say?

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"Hey guys, sorry you still suck.

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Turns out we suck too,

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but at least we have something in common!"

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Tell them what they need to hear.

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Tell them that they can do
this, and that next time,

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they will be better.

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So you want us to lie to them?

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No, I don't.

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You wanted to talk to us, sirs?

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I hope Tucker has it better than this.

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Hey Felix...

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You think I could have a
turn with that sniper rifle?

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- Absolutely not.

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Sometimes I like to take my hands

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and cup them around my eyes!

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Like little hand-binoculars.

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Shut the fuck up, Palomo.

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It doesn't look good, guys.

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They've really beefed up their security.

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Why? What's going on?

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Well, could be that someone from up top

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is coming to visit, or
it could be a response

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to the weapons I stole from
this place a few weeks ago.

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Gee. I wonder which one it is.

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I mean, I think it's pretty
obvious it's the weapons.

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Stop talking.

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We're gonna have to go with plan B.

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Wait, what do you mean? What's plan B?

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We plant C4, we leave, and
we blow this outpost to hell.

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What?

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It's a standard hit and run.

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I've done it a million
times, we'll be fine.

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Uh, actually no, we will not be fine.

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I thought you said we came
here to gather "intelligence".

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That's gonna be pretty fucking difficult

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when their computer system
is in about 40,000 pieces.

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Okay, I get that you want
to save your friends.

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I do, really,

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but data retrieval is no longer an option.

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Once we find out where
they're holding Wash

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and the others, the New Republic

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will do everything they can to save them,

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but today isn't that day.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Now, we've only got one active-camo unit.

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Tucker, that's going to you.

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It's a little damaged, so
try not to run it constantly,

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only when you need to disappear.

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Got it.

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As for the rest of you,
that's up to your captain.

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Oh! Right.

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Ah, here's the problem.

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Rats must've chewed through the wire.

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That is a military-grade,
reinforced power cable.

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What kind of rats are you talkin' about?

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Space rats?

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Yeah, I could see that.

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Oh, the back of my head!

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Perfect!

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Now you look just like the
rest of those assholes!

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That was stupidly fortunate.

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What do you mean?

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I mean what if we had ended up
with two really fat bad guys?

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What size are you,
Cunningham? Like a medium?

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Youth extra-large, sir.

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See? Whole plan, whole
plan would've been ruined!

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You think just 'cause
you watch something on TV

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that it's a good idea?

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You don't?

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Also...

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Really, man? Youth extra large?

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It's very slimming, sir.

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Hey, what about me? Do I get a disguise?

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No.

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- Palomo, you're guarding
our escape route.

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Oh, okay!

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It's because I don't trust you.

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Got it!

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Honestly, if you were out in the field,

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you'd probably get all of us killed.

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I can totally see that,
yeah. Yeah. That'd be me.

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- Alright.

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Let's go to work.

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Okay... just play it cool.

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You really think this plan's gonna work?

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I mean I know the Reds
and Blues are supposed

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to be war heroes, but...

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they all seem kind of dumb.

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Dude, I'm invisible, not deaf.

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Oh. Sorry, sir.

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Okie-dokie, boys!

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Everyone take your
modified sticky-detonators,

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find something that looks expensive,

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and strap a bomb to it.

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As soon as you're done,
head back to the cave.

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You sure you'll be okay in
your armor out there, sir?

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Don't you worry about me, kid.

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Freeze!

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I am fucking awesome.

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Okay, bomb. Do me a favor
and don't go off in my face.

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Am I right?

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Who am I talking to?

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- You mean he's here?

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Shit.

220
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Yeah. Just came in from the city.

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They still got the Freelancer up there?

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I dunno, look it up inside.

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Fuck that. I'm not gonna let
him catch me slacking off.

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Wash...

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- Tucker, what's your status?

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Uhh... good, good.

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Almost done...

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- Don't move!
- What the?

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- I said don't move! Turning is moving!

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Alright... I want, like,
a hard drive or something.

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With base locations, and classified shit,

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and any info you've
got on Agent Washington

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and the other guys you
kidnapped a while back!

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Okay, just take it easy.

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- Captain, we're almost
done. Where are you?

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I'm in the lab, gimme a second.

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- You're what?

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Chill out, dude, I got this.

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- Are you fucking kidding me?

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I specifically told you not to!

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Thank you, mute button.

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Alright. The files are
copying over to a flash drive.

243
00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:02,813
Sweet.

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00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,640
Haha. Look who's dumb now!

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00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,820
- Hey! I surrender!

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00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:08,380
No, sir, it's me! Cunningham!

247
00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,213
Oh, right.

248
00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:11,010
You turned off your
radio! Everything okay?

249
00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,200
Yeah, sorry, I was kinda
in the middle of something.

250
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,380
Well we gotta go, like, now!

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Right. Absolutely.

252
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Just one more minute.

253
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Sir, but I think the Feds are onto us!

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Okay! Okay! We can go...

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Now!

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00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:32,599
Oh shit.

257
00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,413
- Cunningham, everything okay?

258
00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:38,923
Jason... man, what's going on?

259
00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:43,880
Guys, uh... Cunningham isn't responding!

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We've been infiltrated.

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- Sound the alarm.

262
00:10:02,695 --> 00:10:05,362
(alarm blaring)

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00:10:20,182 --> 00:10:21,015
Oh, fuck.

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00:10:24,514 --> 00:10:28,982
God damn it! Everyone move,
we are aborting the mission.

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00:10:28,982 --> 00:10:31,500
I've detonated some of
the C4s as a distraction,

266
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,270
so get out now!

267
00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:34,920
There's a good chance
they'll be searching for and

268
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,993
disarming the bombs!

269
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,055
Aw man.

270
00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:40,953
- Hey you! Stop!

271
00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,220
Uhh, yes?

272
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,560
You're a specialist, right?

273
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,810
- Come on man, we need your help!

274
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,433
Oh right.

275
00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:52,679
Shit!

276
00:10:54,774 --> 00:10:56,774
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck!

277
00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,380
- Tucker!
- Jesus dude!

278
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,030
Are you okay? What happened?

279
00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:04,683
No, I mean, yes I'm fine!
Where's Felix and Rogers?

280
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:06,620
Here!

281
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,010
Oh.

282
00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:09,280
You can disarm this, right?

283
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,250
I uh, no I-

284
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,360
What do you mean "no"? This is your job!

285
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,803
Right! No, I know! Uh. I know.

286
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,720
- Intruder!

287
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,253
Right.

288
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:35,910
Talk to me people, where's Rogers?

289
00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:36,743
- Not here!

290
00:11:36,743 --> 00:11:37,576
Cunningham?

291
00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,440
Locus got him.

292
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,413
Locus is here?

293
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,050
Run!

294
00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,224
- What about Rogers?
- Get down!

295
00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:47,473
- No! Wait!

296
00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:52,230
Aw, son of a-

297
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,980
Boom! Huge explosion,
you wouldn't believe it!

298
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,140
He just shook it off, though,

299
00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:58,756
like it was nothing and
he comes right at us!

300
00:11:58,756 --> 00:12:00,300
Ooh.

301
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,990
He cuts our rocket launcher in half,

302
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,440
so Tucker goes in for a stab,

303
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,513
but nothing's working, that's
when I knew what to do.

304
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:09,450
I throw myself on top of him,

305
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,350
taking him completely by surprise!

306
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,020
But he has the strength of 10 men!

307
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,670
No, 10 bears!

308
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:17,180
- Dude, bears are strong...

309
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,220
This guy's invincible!

310
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,970
It looked like nothing
was going to stop him!

311
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,170
What did you do?

312
00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,703
Huh? Oh, we tied a car to
him and threw it off a cliff.

313
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,793
- That is the most metal
thing I have ever heard.

314
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:32,160
So the moral of the story is:
you never know when random,

315
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,470
seemingly unimportant stuff

316
00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,160
will turn out to be very important.

317
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,940
Which is why you shouldn't
question me when I tell you

318
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:40,400
to build me something like a
hammock, or a human slingshot.

319
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,950
- Grif, what are you doing?

320
00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:43,870
Just telling these guys
how we took down the Meta.

321
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:44,703
Why?

322
00:12:44,703 --> 00:12:46,080
Is it true, Simmons?

323
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,640
Did he really growl like
some sort of monster?

324
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,793
Did he really have the
strength of 10 bears?

325
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:57,593
I more like... you know, 20 bears?

326
00:12:57,593 --> 00:12:59,133
- Wow!
- So hot.

327
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,680
That is why.

328
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,980
You're spending way too
much time with Tucker.

329
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:07,790
Grif, Simmons, and Caboose.
Report to my office immediately.

330
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:10,540
Well guys, looks like that's
it for today. Run along.

331
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,480
- Aww.

332
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,180
- I liked the part with the bears.

333
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:15,573
- Tucker!

334
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,473
- If you hug me, I will shoot you.

335
00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:20,660
It's okay Tucker, I know
you're more into groping.

336
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:22,040
Come on, let's grope!

337
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:22,940
- When'd you get back?

338
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:23,870
A little while ago.

339
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,703
What happened?

340
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,440
Oh, I'll tell you what happened.

341
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,367
Captain Tucker here
decided to disobey orders

342
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,010
and took it upon himself to recover

343
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,070
a hard drive full of
Federal Army secrets...

344
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:37,343
A decision that only cost him
the lives of two of his men.

345
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,400
That's a pretty damn good
trade if I do say so myself!

346
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,358
- What?

347
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,437
Man, you should've seen this guy!

348
00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:48,940
He was all, "I don't play by the rules!"

349
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,500
Fuckin' James Bondin' and
shit all over the the place,

350
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,620
it was crazy!

351
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,190
Wait, I thought you were pissed!

352
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,350
Oh, do not get me wrong!

353
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,830
I wanted to beat your worthless skull

354
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,310
into the ground until it was paste,

355
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,530
but look where we are now!

356
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,640
You took a risk, and it paid off!

357
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,860
Paid off? Dude, two of our guys are dead!

358
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,000
And two more will probably die tomorrow.

359
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,830
Seriously, what don't you
people get about that?

360
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,223
- That's enough, Felix.

361
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:12,523
Just sayin'.

362
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:14,810
Tucker...

363
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,510
Your choice cost two men their lives,

364
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,950
but it also granted us access
to valuable information.

365
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:23,260
Whether or not it was the right
thing to do is a conclusion

366
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,230
you'll have to come to on your own.

367
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,910
I'll leave it at that.

368
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,170
Right now, the six of
us need to have a talk.

369
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,417
Could it not be as depressing

370
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,250
as the talk we're having right now?

371
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,440
I know where your friends are.

372
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,317
- You do?
- Whoa.

373
00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:36,700
- Yay! I have friends!
- When did this happen?

374
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,040
I kept digging through the
files Tucker brought back.

375
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,915
There wasn't much to go off of,
but eventually I found them.

376
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,300
From the looks of it, they've
been moved around a bit.

377
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,820
Finally! We can rescue Sarge

378
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,430
and everything will go back to normal!

379
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,056
Isn't that great, Grif?

380
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,370
Great is a strong word, Simmons.

381
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,410
I'd've gone with "tolerable".

382
00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:53,880
- Don't celebrate just yet...

383
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,660
As I said, they've been moving
around fairly regularly,

384
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,410
and from the looks of things
that isn't going to stop.

385
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:00,780
Right now, they're held up in a compound

386
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,770
just north of a nearby mountain range...

387
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:03,700
but in about a week,

388
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,940
it sounds like they'll be
transferred to the Capital...

389
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,980
a place that is very,
very out of our reach.

390
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:11,200
So, then we go get them now!

391
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,327
Is that, that's a thing we can do, right?

392
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:16,130
The compound she's talking
about is twice the size

393
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,580
of the one Tucker and I raided.

394
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,130
Breaking in would be suicide,

395
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,840
breaking someone out would be...

396
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,730
like suicide, and a
bunch of puppies dying.

397
00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:24,563
- How do you know?

398
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:25,640
Because I've tried.

399
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,280
And uh, spoiler alert, it didn't go well!

400
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,380
Are the puppies okay?

401
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,007
Kimball, please, talk some
sense into these guys.

402
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,470
- Yeah, I'm sorry, can we
get back to the puppies?

403
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,000
When I first heard about you four,

404
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,363
I envisioned strong, daring,
respectable soldiers.

405
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,090
- But?

406
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:45,020
But now that I've come to know you...

407
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,540
I've found that you're
something else entirely.

408
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:48,900
It turns out you're all a bunch of...

409
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,150
- Cowards.
- Losers.

410
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,340
- Idiots?
- Spacemen.

411
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:55,580
Misfits. You're oddballs
that don't exactly fit in...

412
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,520
Which is why my men all look up to you,

413
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,140
and why morale has been
at an all-time high.

414
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,510
Because they can relate to you.

415
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:06,740
Because together, we're an
army of underdogs and outcasts.

416
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,840
But as of right now,

417
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,493
I cannot authorize a rescue
mission of this scale.

418
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,740
Interestingly enough, you work
well when you fight together,

419
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,200
but individually you still haven't shown

420
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,270
what it takes to lead others.

421
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,950
Which is why I'm giving you five days.

422
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,180
Five days to assemble a smaller team.

423
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:28,040
One comprised of the best
of each of your platoons.

424
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,840
And if you can convince
me that you're ready

425
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,109
by the end of those five days...

426
00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:34,520
then you will have my support.

427
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,353
- Five days?

428
00:16:35,353 --> 00:16:36,900
- That's not really a lot of time.

429
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,963
Well, it's all you've got.

430
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,010
Yeah. Um, if this is really happening,

431
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,663
I'd like to be paid in advance.

432
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,930
Five days? Five fucking days?

433
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:50,760
My naps take longer than five days.

434
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,480
And President's Day is Monday!

435
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,000
So we can't expect people
to come in on a holiday,

436
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,210
because that would be
time and a half, and-

437
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,470
oh my god, that would
be five and a half days!

438
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,834
Take may advice, gentlemen.

439
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,150
Live to fight another day.

440
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,850
I think I liked you better

441
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:05,683
when you thought we were super soldiers.

442
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,210
- Hey, what's up with that?

443
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,030
This is a plasma rifle.

444
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,530
Part of my cut from the hit and run.

445
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,560
- Your cut?

446
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,780
- You think these guys have
any money lying around?

447
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:14,870
Yeah, right.

448
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:17,080
They pay me in old, alien tech.

449
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,149
The whole reason Chorus
was chosen for colonization

450
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:21,590
was because it showed promising signs

451
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,770
of extraterrestrial artifacts.

452
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,269
Turns out the UNSC was right,

453
00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:27,340
too bad they abandoned the place.

454
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:31,530
But hey! Their loss is my very
shiny, very valuable gain!

455
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,850
Wait, why steal weapons and ammo

456
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,690
when we could just use
this space-laser shit?

457
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:38,610
Because they don't work,
genius. They're busted.

458
00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:41,010
But I'm willing to bet someone
out there would be happy

459
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,770
to pay a very large sum
of money for these babies.

460
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:48,770
Wait, I'm sorry, I'm confused,
are they babies or lasers?

461
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,080
Or laser babies?

462
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,840
While we're talking business,
if you guys are serious

463
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,620
about rescuing your friends
by the end of the week,

464
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,420
I could always be persuaded to increase

465
00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:00,550
my level of assistance for
a one-time fee, of course!

466
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,550
Maybe something along the
lines of an alien energy sword?

467
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,280
Eh? Any takers?

468
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,890
Tucker?

469
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:08,730
I don't think so.

470
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,250
If you like the New Republic so much,

471
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,900
how come you still charge
them for your help?

472
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,200
Because when I retire,

473
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,330
I want a television the
size of a billboard.

474
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,070
Well, that's gonna be bad for your eyes.

475
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:19,800
I'm just saying you could
always help us out for free.

476
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,213
You know, mix it up a little?

477
00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:24,010
Ah, okay, so you want me to help you

478
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,640
rescue your friends because?

479
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,630
What, it's the right thing to do?

480
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,930
Yeah. It's called "not being a dick."

481
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,880
You know, if I recall,

482
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,589
the first time these people
ever asked you for help,

483
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:38,910
you turned them down.

484
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,783
Figured this whole "civil war"
thing wasn't your problem.

485
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:46,230
In fact, I bet if your friends
had never been captured,

486
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,520
you'd still refuse to lend them a hand,

487
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,277
even if it was the "right thing to do".

488
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,270
- Everyone has their price.

489
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:59,793
I learned that a long time
ago. And you're no exception.

490
00:19:05,597 --> 00:19:08,759
I just think that-If you
would just reconsider, sir.

491
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:11,770
I mean, I've followed
your order from day one!

492
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,720
With like, the burritos, and,

493
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,020
I'd follow you to the
end, sir, really I would!

494
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,980
Bitters, what do I always say?

495
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,440
Nobody likes a kiss-ass.

496
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,090
Nobody likes a kiss-ass.

497
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:21,923
But sir!

498
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:25,660
Matthews, you are, in
fact, a total kiss-ass.

499
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,260
And nobody likes that.

500
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,120
Bitters, do you like that?

501
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,150
Nope.

502
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,460
Bitters doesn't like that.

503
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,430
Because Bitters here is a maverick.

504
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:36,790
A loose-cannon... And
people love loose cannons.

505
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,770
I'm a bit of a loose cannon myself,

506
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:39,910
isn't that right Bitters?

507
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:43,101
Actually, I'm starting to
think you're just kind of lazy.

508
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:46,510
You see that? Total loose cannon response.

509
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:48,082
I respect that, Bitters.

510
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,210
(sighs) Whatever.

511
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:52,340
So as much as it pains me, inside

512
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,190
I'm afraid I must deny your request

513
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,943
to join our elite team, Matthews.

514
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,573
Very well, sir. I understand.

515
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,620
Even in defeat, he's still a kiss-ass.

516
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,630
- Grif, hurry up!

517
00:20:05,630 --> 00:20:06,880
Speaking of which...

518
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,137
Hello! Welcome, everyone!
Thank you for joining us here.

519
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,750
Why don't we just all go down the line

520
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,870
and introduce ourselves?

521
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:19,680
Um, hi, yes. My name
is Michael J. Caboose.

522
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,550
- Hi, Michael.

523
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,220
No, I meant the recruits!

524
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,700
Why would we need to introduce ourselves?

525
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,620
They already know us!

526
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,600
- Yes, but do they know the real us?

527
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,717
What does that even mean?

528
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:30,338
- That's a very interesting
question, Tucker.

529
00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,270
Why don't you elaborate on those feelings?

530
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,840
Ugh. Just state your name.

531
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,670
- And tell us a fun fact about yourself!

532
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,503
- Really?

533
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,200
Permission to speak, sir?

534
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,060
Uh go for it.

535
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,720
Thank you sir! Lieutenant Jon-

536
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,570
Hey, G.I. Joe, could you drop the act?

537
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:45,710
We don't have all day.

538
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:49,980
Oh uh, very good sir. My
friends call me Smith.

539
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,930
I've served the New Republic
faithfully for several years,

540
00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:54,900
and I believe Captain Caboose

541
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,760
is one of the wisest individuals

542
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,700
I have ever had the
pleasure of meeting, sir.

543
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,370
Great, another kiss-ass.

544
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,150
You mean our Caboose?

545
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,140
Yes, sir.

546
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,913
- This one right here?
- Correct.

547
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:07,733
The blue one?

548
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,610
Okay, moving on. Next!

549
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:12,130
Hello everyone! I'm Katie Jensen.

550
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:16,023
I enjoy vehicle maintenance, biology, uh.

551
00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:23,601
Should we do something?

552
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,872
Sorry. Choked on my own spit.

553
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,050
Simmons, what the fuck is this?

554
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:31,890
It was either her

555
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,000
or the really hot one
that plays volleyball.

556
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,490
Then what the fuck is this?

557
00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:37,530
She makes me less nervous,
okay? Leave me alone!

558
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,380
- Next?

559
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:43,320
I'm Bitters. My fun fact
is I don't have a fun fact.

560
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,350
Total. Maverick.

561
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,352
And last but not least!

562
00:21:47,352 --> 00:21:52,352
Private Palomo, slayer of
women, wooer of evil. Wait...

563
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,170
Is that your fun fact?

564
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:58,020
Oh, uh, I'm the only surviving
member of Green Team!

565
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,550
Suck on that!

566
00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:01,540
I fucking hate you, Palomo.

567
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,373
Alright!

568
00:22:02,373 --> 00:22:03,980
As you've all been informed,
this team has come together

569
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:06,070
for the sole purpose of
rescuing the remaining survivors

570
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:08,430
of a UNSC shipwreck from
several months back.

571
00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:11,450
We all know them as Donut,
Agent Washington, and Sarge.

572
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,370
And maybe a Spanish robot named Lopez.

573
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:16,330
And maybe an adorable
robot named Freckles!

574
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,670
Yeah, yeah, we get it.

575
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,380
The point is, we've only got
five days to train you guys,

576
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,843
so we're getting started
now. Any questions?

577
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,840
Who is leading this team?

578
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,030
I am.

579
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:27,910
- Uh, what?

580
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:30,100
Well, I'm obviously the one
who should be leading us.

581
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,470
I'm the most logical of the group!

582
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:32,303
Bullshit!

583
00:22:32,303 --> 00:22:34,130
I'm the one who set up
this entire meeting!

584
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,140
Yeah, and this meeting blows dicks.

585
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,900
Wait, why do you want to be the leader?

586
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,340
Well, I'm really starting to get used

587
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,870
to all this praise and pampering,

588
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,530
and I don't want to risk losing
it all to one of you jerks.

589
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,440
- I can always praise and pamper you, sir!

590
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,840
God damnit, Matthews, what
did we just talk about?

591
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,820
Well I think there's an
easy way to settle this.

592
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:52,743
Raise your hand if you were the leader

593
00:22:52,743 --> 00:22:56,130
of a team any time
before joining this army.

594
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:57,450
- Oh whatever, that was a fluke.

595
00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:59,600
Yeah, and I forgot to raise my hand.

596
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,070
Hey, if you're looking for experience,

597
00:23:01,070 --> 00:23:04,076
so far I'm the only one who's
been on an actual mission.

598
00:23:04,076 --> 00:23:05,860
Two people died...

599
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:07,363
Excuse me, sirs?

600
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,593
We could always vote.

601
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,660
My fellow soldiers, if you
elect me as your leader,

602
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,040
you're not just voting for a kind,

603
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,610
well-mannered leader,
you're voting for victory!

604
00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,040
I've overseen countless skirmishes

605
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,030
and calculated my opponents' every move,

606
00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,380
and although some people may
not count Dungeons and Dragons

607
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,870
as an acceptable example
of military expertise,

608
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:29,490
I beg to differ.

609
00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:33,210
A vote for Dick Simmons
is a vote for America!

610
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:34,460
But we're not in America.

611
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,353
Fuck.

612
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:41,205
And I will put kool-aid in
all the water fountains!

613
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:44,493
And we won't have to
wear uniforms anymore!

614
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:49,957
And Principal Kimball will
allow us double recess!

615
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:53,730
Caboose, you're not running
for class president!

616
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:55,160
No, don't you see?

617
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,520
We won't need uniforms anymore,

618
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,100
because the war will finally be over!

619
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,970
Kimball will send us out into the world,

620
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:04,352
and we'll never have to
raise another gun ever again.

621
00:24:04,352 --> 00:24:07,660
My god, he has such a way with words.

622
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,700
Is this guy for real?

623
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,860
Wait, what about the kool-aid
in the water fountains?

624
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,403
Oh yeah, that sounds awesome.

625
00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:18,890
- Dibs.
- What?

626
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,560
I call dibs on the team. Dibs.

627
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,353
You can't call dibs on the team.

628
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:24,980
- You sure?
- Grif!

629
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,960
Alright, whatever!

630
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,560
I didn't wanna be leader anyway.

631
00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:31,090
Sup guys? Tucker here.

632
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,870
Uh speech speech.

633
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:36,720
Oh! So, I've always said that
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

634
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,760
Lookin' at you, Jensen.

635
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,259
Me?

636
00:24:39,259 --> 00:24:41,080
Yeah, tell your volleyball
friend I said that. Anyways-

637
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,620
- Please, God.

638
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,790
Tell me you guys haven't
been standing around

639
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:47,393
talking all morning.

640
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,470
Alright, look, you want the truth?

641
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:51,750
I don't want to be your leader.

642
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,300
Being a leader totally sucks.

643
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,480
It's hard work and you have to
put up with people you hate.

644
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,670
But I want to get my friends back,

645
00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:58,140
and seeing as that's our mission,

646
00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,480
I will deal with whatever bullshit

647
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,141
I have to do to make it happen.

648
00:25:01,141 --> 00:25:03,200
And if I was holding a mic,

649
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,150
this would be the part where I drop it.

650
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,510
I vote for Tucker.

651
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:09,200
Yeah, I vote for Tucker.

652
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,050
- Me too.
- Yeah.

653
00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:14,940
Congratulations, Tucker. You
got the job that you hate.

654
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,490
Yeah! Great! Yay, happy for you!

655
00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:20,250
So did you guys want to
start training at some point,

656
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,660
or, sorry, would you prefer
to keep dicking around?

657
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:23,730
Because by all means,

658
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,230
I could watch this train wreck all day.

659
00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:29,663
Really, it's like the Hindenburg
footage. You ever see that?

660
00:25:29,663 --> 00:25:32,650
Just absolutely breathtaking.

661
00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:34,513
Until you realize everyone's screwed.

662
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,900
- Eureka!
- Is it working?

663
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:42,520
Hello? Can you hear me?

664
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,863
- Yes! Jesus! What's
the point of this again?

665
00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:48,150
This is going to make
you all better fighters!

666
00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,100
Tell 'em, Simmons.

667
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,920
Jensen and I have
installed capture software

668
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,910
into all of our helmets,

669
00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:53,920
allowing us to transmit what
we see on the battlefield

670
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,800
to a local server.

671
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,610
Wait, do they only
record on the battlefield

672
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:58,110
or are they recording all the time?

673
00:25:58,110 --> 00:25:59,290
All the time, duh!

674
00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:01,600
Eh, I dunno how I feel about that.

675
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,580
Dude, it's fine.

676
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,370
But what if it records me
doing something embarrassing?

677
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:06,042
Like looking at Jensen's
butt or something?

678
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,230
Excuse me?

679
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:08,800
Just don't look at Jensen's butt, Palomo.

680
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,750
Well now I'm way more aware
of her butt than usual

681
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:11,620
and it's throwing me off!

682
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:12,921
- Palomo!

683
00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:13,754
- Yeah, I'm just gonna
look at the ceiling.

684
00:26:13,754 --> 00:26:15,183
I still don't get how this

685
00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:16,016
is supposed to make us any better.

686
00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:17,670
It's like this. Sometimes
you're with a lady, right?

687
00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:19,120
And she wants to spice things up,

688
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,200
so you're like "Boom. Video camera."

689
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,140
And she's into it, so then
you're like "Aww yea".

690
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,260
But then what's even better
is that later, you can go back

691
00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:26,220
and look at those tapes

692
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,800
and figure out what was really working,

693
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,190
and what you can do better!

694
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:34,190
So it's like football coaches
reviewing clips of past games.

695
00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:37,090
Sure, I mean, if you're
into football coaches

696
00:26:37,090 --> 00:26:38,700
and that works better for you, I guess.

697
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:39,690
No judgements.

698
00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:40,740
Alright, we're good to go.

699
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,020
You set up the training weapons?

700
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,410
I told someone else to set
up the training weapons.

701
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:46,520
- You'd make a great manager.
- I've said it for years.

702
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,220
Sorry, I meant terrible.
You'd make a terrible manager.

703
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:50,053
Whatever.

704
00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:52,490
You say tomato, I order a
subordinate to say tomatoh.

705
00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:53,690
Okay, so our mission today

706
00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:55,940
will be to disarm and
apprehend an enemy soldier.

707
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:58,330
Take out one guy? That's doable.

708
00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,760
- The soldier is Felix.

709
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,700
Uh, what?

710
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,880
If we can take out the best
fighter in the New Republic,

711
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,290
I'd say we stand a pretty good chance

712
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,590
against any of those Feds.

713
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:06,980
Yeah, I don't agree to this.

714
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:09,170
You don't have to! Just
do what you'd normally do.

715
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,580
But know that you'll
have a giant bulls-eye

716
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,900
painted across your back.

717
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:14,240
Alright, fine. Bring it on tough guy.

718
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,073
I will!

719
00:27:15,073 --> 00:27:16,870
And when we capture you,
you're gonna tell Kimball

720
00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,000
that we're approved for the mission!

721
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,833
Fine!

722
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,022
Good!

723
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:21,640
Great!

724
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,760
So are you just gonna stand there, or?

725
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,356
No, I was sticking my
tongue out at you, but...

726
00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:28,390
I guess I'm wearing a helmet so...

727
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,633
Shut up.

728
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,233
We got this.

729
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,790
Thanks for joining us everyone.

730
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:40,030
Private Ganoosh and I were
given the task of editing down

731
00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:41,680
all of the footage from
your training session.

732
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,150
We took what we believed
to be some of the more

733
00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:46,150
eye-opening moments from today's events

734
00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,460
in hopes that they might help
you strategize in the future.

735
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:49,340
Like a highlight reel?

736
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,490
- Like a reel.
- Why don't we get started?

737
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,720
Hey guys! Welcome to my helmet cam.

738
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,910
Uh, today we're going to be
trying to take down Felix,

739
00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,538
so let's see how it goes!

740
00:28:00,538 --> 00:28:03,156
Could be bad. Could be good.
Could be in the middle!

741
00:28:03,156 --> 00:28:04,257
- Who are you talking to?

742
00:28:04,257 --> 00:28:05,350
Uh, the audience.

743
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,180
- What audience? We're
recording this for ourselves!

744
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,630
You're the audience!

745
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:11,380
Oh yeah. Hi me!

746
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,974
- Hi Palomo!

747
00:28:12,974 --> 00:28:13,807
Could we skip this part?

748
00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:15,420
Sure. Not like we worked
hard on this or anything.

749
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:16,443
- Huh? Huh?

750
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,730
- Okay, Felix is right over there.

751
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:22,410
- Bitters, hand me a flash-bang.

752
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:25,210
Oh, right. About that.

753
00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,020
Hurry up! He's getting away!

754
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,210
- I don't have any.
- I told you to grab them!

755
00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:32,080
Yeah, I wasn't really listening.

756
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,913
What?

757
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:35,000
World's worst manager.

758
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,600
- Let's not argue semantics, Simmons!

759
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,440
- That's not what that word means.

760
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,300
Does anybody have a fucking grenade?

761
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,220
- I gave mine to Caboose.
- You what?

762
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,535
Fire in the hole.

763
00:28:43,535 --> 00:28:46,436
(people chattering)

764
00:28:46,436 --> 00:28:48,686
(laughing)

765
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:52,032
- Fucking idiot.

766
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:53,080
- I could watching this for hours!

767
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,150
- Jesus Christ, how long is this video?

768
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,520
Hours. I just fucking
said it, pay attention.

769
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,770
Does it get any better?

770
00:28:58,770 --> 00:28:59,914
Define better.

771
00:28:59,914 --> 00:29:02,532
- Come on, let's go.
- Go where?

772
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,493
To try this again.

773
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,960
- This is gonna be good.
- I'll make some popcorn.

774
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,354
Oh god.

775
00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:14,521
Feel the burn.

776
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,383
What if I am too good-looking?
I mean, it's possible-

777
00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:23,813
No fair.

778
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,853
He's holding a training-gun, right?

779
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:30,973
- Yes sir.

780
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,512
- Well, that's good to know.

781
00:29:33,512 --> 00:29:35,130
(laughing)

782
00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:36,669
What a dope!

783
00:29:36,669 --> 00:29:39,336
Ha! Ha-ha! Yeah, I don't get it.

784
00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:41,893
- 33, 34, 35.

785
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:45,747
- 36, 37, 38, 39.

786
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,633
Surprise mother fucker!
(screaming)

787
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,207
Target sighted. Heading towards--

788
00:29:58,207 --> 00:29:59,040
Achoo!

789
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,367
Uh anyone else have eyes on target?

790
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:05,100
- Negative.
- Uh, no.

791
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,228
- Yeah, I got nothin'.

792
00:30:06,228 --> 00:30:08,478
(laughing)

793
00:30:10,127 --> 00:30:12,210
Looking at the ceiling!

794
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,043
Hey, Felix!

795
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,563
Catch!

796
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:22,169
One Mississippi two Mississippi.

797
00:30:22,169 --> 00:30:23,167
- Oh no.

798
00:30:23,167 --> 00:30:24,847
- Three Mississippi, four Mississippi.

799
00:30:24,847 --> 00:30:26,264
- No, no, no, no!

800
00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:41,733
At what point did you think
I knew what that meant?

801
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,533
Ah, shit.

802
00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:48,053
(laughing)

803
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,190
Okay, that was actually kind of funny.

804
00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,373
Hey!

805
00:30:58,373 --> 00:30:59,570
You know I have to admit,

806
00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:01,810
I've never seen these
guys laugh so much before.

807
00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,690
Why are you being so hard on us?

808
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:04,523
Come again?

809
00:31:04,523 --> 00:31:06,140
All we need is a green-light from you,

810
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,620
and Kimball lets us save our friends.

811
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,710
So why the hell can't you
just lighten up for once?

812
00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,423
Because you will die!

813
00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,770
You know, for people
who have done so much,

814
00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:17,348
you really are just a bunch
of idiots, aren't you?

815
00:31:17,348 --> 00:31:18,490
That's what we said from the start!

816
00:31:18,490 --> 00:31:19,350
So then why are you still

817
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:21,160
trying to be something you're not?

818
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:21,993
Felix!

819
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,490
Whether you go or not
is ultimately up to her,

820
00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:29,354
but risking the lives of more people?

821
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,600
That's on you.

822
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,660
I thought you didn't
care about losing people.

823
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:34,663
- I don't. But you do.

824
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,243
We need to talk.

825
00:31:40,674 --> 00:31:41,540
Can it not be as depressing

826
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,600
as the talk we're having right now?

827
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,333
- Well, I can't make any promises.

828
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,640
I like to come down here
when I need to think.

829
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,483
It's peaceful.

830
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,830
- It's really glowy.

831
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:03,390
That's the algae. Don't
touch it. It's radioactive.

832
00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,880
Oh. Tranquil.

833
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,220
Tucker, I'd like to apologize
for Felix's behavior.

834
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,300
He was out of line.

835
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,660
- Yeah, he's kind of an asshole.

836
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,770
- He's just worried.

837
00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:13,603
Right.

838
00:32:13,603 --> 00:32:14,740
I could really feel his concern

839
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:16,510
when he dislocated my shoulder yesterday.

840
00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:17,970
He puts on a tough-guy act,

841
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:21,680
but deep down I know he
cares about you guys.

842
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,020
Kimball, I hate to break it to you,

843
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,900
but the dude doesn't give
a shit about any of this.

844
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,420
He's just in it for the money.

845
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,733
- It's more complicated than that.

846
00:32:28,733 --> 00:32:29,803
- Oh.

847
00:32:30,770 --> 00:32:32,640
- Are you banging?
- Jesus, no!

848
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,220
Just saying, guy does stuff for money.

849
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,540
We are not banging.

850
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:38,240
So you're single?

851
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,920
Felix may not be fighting
for the same reasons we are,

852
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,060
but he has more than enough
motivation to win this war.

853
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:45,570
What do you mean?

854
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:47,418
Things weren't always this bad,

855
00:32:47,418 --> 00:32:50,790
the tides have turned time and time again.

856
00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:53,780
We've come so close to victory,

857
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:57,730
only to be pushed back
to the brink of defeat.

858
00:32:57,730 --> 00:32:59,610
But whenever things looked their worst...

859
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,210
Felix was there with vehicles, or weapons,

860
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,973
or even just a plan of attack.

861
00:33:05,838 --> 00:33:10,763
I never wanted to be a soldier,
Tucker. None of us did.

862
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:15,960
But Felix? He chose this lifestyle.

863
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,580
And he chose it because he's good at it.

864
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,700
You know, for his boss,
you really make it sound

865
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,970
like you need him more than he needs you.

866
00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:25,410
Well, I wasn't always his boss,

867
00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:28,090
he was in this fight before
I was even an officer.

868
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:28,923
What?

869
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:32,660
Tucker I am the fourth person
to lead the New Republic.

870
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,260
And I repeat. What?

871
00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:36,490
Our first leader was killed in action.

872
00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,930
The second was assassinated

873
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,360
at what we had been told
would be a peace treaty.

874
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,440
And the third was blown out of the sky

875
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,340
while trying to leave Chorus for help.

876
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,810
- What are you doing?

877
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:48,660
- Call me crazy, but I suddenly don't feel

878
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,994
as safe around you.

879
00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:53,020
I guess my position does
have a pretty quick turnover.

880
00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:54,900
- Okay, now you're talking my language!

881
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,780
Touch me and you'll sink
to the bottom of this lake.

882
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,130
- No touching!
- That's what I thought.

883
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:02,370
So Felix has been on the
rebels' payroll for a long time.

884
00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:03,890
What makes you think he
won't just up and leave

885
00:34:03,890 --> 00:34:05,190
whenever he's made enough money?

886
00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:06,690
I know I would!

887
00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:09,550
I mean if I wasn't so
invested in your cause.

888
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:12,780
Like I said, Felix has
more than enough motivation

889
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,990
to win this war.

890
00:34:14,990 --> 00:34:16,840
The thing that keeps him fighting?

891
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,850
It's the same thing that's
kept us from victory

892
00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:22,872
for so long, it's what took your friends.

893
00:34:22,872 --> 00:34:24,648
It's Locus.

894
00:34:26,944 --> 00:34:27,777
What?

895
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,530
- Men! Front and center on the double!

896
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,770
Something wrong, sir?

897
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:37,140
Oh, you'd better believe
something's wrong, Private Smith!

898
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:38,470
- Wait, I thought we were Lieutenants.

899
00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:39,350
- I'm a private!

900
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,910
Lieutenant, private, whatever!
Just listen to your captain!

901
00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:43,250
I thought Tucker was our captain.

902
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,690
No, Tucker's our leader. I
think Grif's still a captain.

903
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:47,190
Are we still lieutenants?

904
00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:48,023
- I don't see why not.

905
00:34:48,023 --> 00:34:49,780
- Is this the line for the bathroom?

906
00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:51,763
Listen to your captain!

907
00:34:52,751 --> 00:34:54,247
- Okay, I'll bite. What's going on?

908
00:34:54,247 --> 00:34:56,440
We have had a major breach
in security, Simmons!

909
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,260
A major fucking breach!

910
00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,669
- We have?

911
00:34:59,669 --> 00:35:02,780
Someone from this squad has
stolen from my very secret,

912
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,710
and very personal food stash!

913
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,580
Oh right. God help us if you
only had nine meals a day.

914
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:11,407
Oh, this wasn't just petty
theft, Simmons, this was murder!

915
00:35:11,407 --> 00:35:13,450
I didn't do it!

916
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:18,450
Now we all agreed that it
was the tank's fault... What?

917
00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:20,160
A Little Debbie Jelly Cream Pie

918
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,960
I'd been saving for emergencies

919
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,410
is now missing and presumed eaten!

920
00:35:24,410 --> 00:35:27,270
No! I don't believe it!

921
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,120
Neither can I!

922
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,160
You've knowingly had
food within arm's reach

923
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,230
and haven't eaten it yet?

924
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,560
I have been hiding it since
basic training, Simmons!

925
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,400
Wait but that would mean it was years old.

926
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,340
How many years?

927
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,580
Let's not get into specifics.
Let's just say it's old.

928
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:41,810
- And still so young...

929
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,700
That's disgusting.

930
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:46,000
I know. But we're about to
find the sick son of a bitch.

931
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,240
Don't you worry about that.

932
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,377
Yeah, he's probably got indigestion.

933
00:35:48,377 --> 00:35:51,420
And even though we all blame the tank,

934
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:52,253
kinda feel like Church

935
00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:53,670
had a little something to do with it too.

936
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:55,810
You see, only one man in this squad

937
00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:57,110
knew about my food locker...

938
00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,880
he'd seen it after every training mission

939
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,480
I gave him while he was in my squad.

940
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,840
After every single raid on the mess hall,

941
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,520
he reported back to me...

942
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,930
and I thought I could trust him...

943
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:07,720
but it turns out I was wrong.

944
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,963
Isn't that right, Bitters?

945
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:14,207
Well? What do you have
to say for yourself?

946
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,900
- I think my stomach is dying.

947
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,850
Damnit, Bitters, I thought you were cool!

948
00:36:18,850 --> 00:36:21,180
But it turns out you're
nothing but a lazy,

949
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,930
good for nothing, dirtbag!

950
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,160
- Hey, leave him alone!

951
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,223
Shut it Simmons!

952
00:36:26,843 --> 00:36:28,480
Simmons?

953
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,980
Oh. Wait. I mean.

954
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,506
- Grif, you're starting
to sound like Sarge.

955
00:36:32,506 --> 00:36:35,290
What the? Simmons? What's happening to me?

956
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,970
I think you're having a mental breakdown!

957
00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:38,420
Yeah, those are my favorite kind.

958
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,850
Being thrust into a position of power

959
00:36:39,850 --> 00:36:41,720
must be putting too much
stress on your brain!

960
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,640
Now it's defaulting to what
you subconsciously perceive

961
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,200
to be the symbol of leadership! Sarge!

962
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,980
That's not true! That's impossible!

963
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:51,460
- No!
- Do you guys have any idea

964
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,293
what's going on on here?

965
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,803
- Not in the slightest.

966
00:36:53,803 --> 00:36:55,250
- I think I'm gonna vomit.

967
00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:56,750
- Oh god, I'm gonna hurl!

968
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:57,583
- Gross!

969
00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:00,387
- Don't let me drown in my helmet!

970
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,560
What does Locus have
to do with any of this?

971
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,380
When the Federal Army heard we had hired

972
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:08,560
a mercenary to help our side,

973
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,340
they decided to do the same...

974
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:13,505
but they didn't just
find any contract killer,

975
00:37:13,505 --> 00:37:16,290
they found Felix's oldest rival.

976
00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:18,500
His ex-partner, Locus.

977
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,040
So you're telling me
Felix used to be friends

978
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,930
with that psycho?

979
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:22,113
Not exactly.

980
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,830
They fought together in the
Great War and their squad

981
00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:29,570
saw one of the worst
battles in UNSC history.

982
00:37:29,570 --> 00:37:32,200
Felix and Locus never got along,

983
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,370
they fought over everything,

984
00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,650
but considering what they were up against,

985
00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:39,150
they banded together, and they survived.

986
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:41,763
But surviving isn't always enough.

987
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,530
When the war was over, many
soldiers had a difficult time

988
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,487
returning to civilian life

989
00:37:47,487 --> 00:37:50,563
and some of them weren't
able to return at all.

990
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,690
Felix and Locus were always competitive,

991
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:57,893
but when Locus signed up with the Feds,

992
00:37:57,893 --> 00:38:00,060
I think Felix took it
as a final challenge.

993
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,480
- Final challenge?

994
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,190
Locus knew that his mission

995
00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:05,450
would mean killing his former ally.

996
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,603
But he took it anyway.

997
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:11,570
Either the money was just too
good, or Locus wanted to know,

998
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:14,263
once and for all, which
of them was better.

999
00:38:16,350 --> 00:38:18,990
We all have our reasons
for fighting, Tucker,

1000
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:21,546
and I know that yours are your friends.

1001
00:38:21,546 --> 00:38:24,790
Your five days are almost
up and I don't know

1002
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:27,960
when we're going to get
another chance like this.

1003
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,560
You know, I think I respond better

1004
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,450
to positive reinforcement.

1005
00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:33,560
I'm just saying you should make the most

1006
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,350
out of the time you have left.

1007
00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:37,020
Your squad may be improving slowly,

1008
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:39,300
but they're improving nonetheless.

1009
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,810
You just need to keep trying.

1010
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:43,600
Right, because that's
been working so well.

1011
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,900
Feel free to come by my office

1012
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,600
if you ever need anything, Tucker.

1013
00:38:52,301 --> 00:38:53,483
Fun's over, Tucker's back.

1014
00:38:53,483 --> 00:38:55,790
Tucker! Tucker come
here, tell me I'm cool!

1015
00:38:55,790 --> 00:38:57,810
Tell me I'm lazy and I
don't play by the rules!

1016
00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:58,643
- What?

1017
00:38:58,643 --> 00:39:01,144
- I don't want a southern accent.

1018
00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:03,123
- Y'ar! Drop and give me booty!

1019
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,830
- We're dealing with some issues.

1020
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:08,030
Well hurry up and get over it.

1021
00:39:08,030 --> 00:39:10,120
I need you guys to meet me
at the bunks in minutes.

1022
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,383
Why? What's going on?

1023
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,173
We're leaving.

1024
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:17,610
What do you mean "leaving"?
Where are we going?

1025
00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,443
Ooh! Is it the park?

1026
00:39:18,443 --> 00:39:20,060
Oh, I know! It's the beach!

1027
00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:22,800
Wait a minute, you're not
taking me to the vet, are you?

1028
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,008
No.

1029
00:39:24,008 --> 00:39:24,841
We're going to break into that compound

1030
00:39:24,841 --> 00:39:25,810
and bust out our friends.

1031
00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:27,930
But we still have some time
left to train the squad.

1032
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:28,870
Why would we leave now?

1033
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:30,377
Because the squad's not coming with us.

1034
00:39:30,377 --> 00:39:32,020
Are they going in a separate car?

1035
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:34,280
- No.
- Ah, so they're flying.

1036
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,460
I have an extra bag to check,

1037
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,182
is that going to be a problem?

1038
00:39:37,182 --> 00:39:38,182
Because-

1039
00:39:38,182 --> 00:39:39,810
No, Caboose, we're going
on this mission alone!

1040
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,310
- Alone with the squad. Got it.

1041
00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:42,290
- Why would we do that?

1042
00:39:42,290 --> 00:39:43,420
I dunno if you guys have noticed,

1043
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,450
but our super-elite team sucks.

1044
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,600
There's no way they'll be able
to pull off a rescue mission.

1045
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,530
We don't know that! Kimball
could still pass us!

1046
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:50,840
I'm not talking about passing,

1047
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,640
I'm talking about our trainees blowing up,

1048
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,050
or getting shot, or
disintegrated or something!

1049
00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:57,330
Oh. Yeah, that's a problem.

1050
00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:58,500
Look, Felix was right...

1051
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,610
We're just gonna end up
getting more people killed.

1052
00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:01,550
So, you're saying that we should

1053
00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:03,110
just get ourselves killed instead.

1054
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,850
Hey, we've done crazier things than this!

1055
00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:06,150
Remember that time we fought, like,

1056
00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:07,560
a bajillion hundred robots?

1057
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,730
We didn't fuck that up!

1058
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:09,640
We had Church.

1059
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,500
Okay, well what about CT? Or the Meta?

1060
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:12,340
We got lucky!

1061
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:13,581
Bullshit.

1062
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:16,490
Now maybe we can't teach a
bunch of people how to fight,

1063
00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:18,450
but the four of us can
totally pull this off.

1064
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,070
We're not gonna get
another chance like this.

1065
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,174
We just gotta go in and get our guys back.

1066
00:40:22,174 --> 00:40:24,740
After that, Wash will know what to do.

1067
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,700
But even Felix couldn't
break into this place!

1068
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,500
We're not Felix! Felix is smart.

1069
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,080
The Feds won't be expecting dumb.

1070
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,710
- Hey, who are you calling dumb?

1071
00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:33,680
- Shut up.

1072
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,370
No, Simmons, I was asking
for some clarification.

1073
00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:37,210
I'm a little lost.

1074
00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:38,720
Look, we keep trying to strategize,

1075
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,540
and use code names, and
act like real soldiers,

1076
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:41,373
but we're not!

1077
00:40:41,373 --> 00:40:42,790
We haven't been from the beginning,

1078
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:44,060
so why are we trying now?

1079
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:46,610
I say we just get in there
and do what we do best!

1080
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,060
Uh, which is?

1081
00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:50,040
I have no idea!

1082
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,380
But whatever it is, it's
worked for us before.

1083
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,960
That's your plan? We
just show up and wing it?

1084
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,300
- That's the worst plan I've ever!

1085
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,710
- Alright. Let's do it.

1086
00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:01,140
What? Grif? You want to do this?

1087
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,180
Yeah. So what?

1088
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:05,490
So what? You never want
to do anything ever!

1089
00:41:05,490 --> 00:41:08,220
Simmons, I've been following
orders I never liked for years.

1090
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,390
No you haven't. You disobey
orders all the time!

1091
00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:11,590
Well I don't want to be the guy

1092
00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:14,210
that gives shitty orders
nobody wants to follow!

1093
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,320
I will not become a Sarge, damnit!

1094
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,140
There's no way I'm making
a bunch of stupid rebels

1095
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,900
get shot for something I want.

1096
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,082
So yeah, whatever, let's just do it.

1097
00:41:22,082 --> 00:41:25,060
That's the most selfless
thing you've ever said.

1098
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:27,260
- But I wanna steal
more food before we go.

1099
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:28,310
- Okay, that's more like it.

1100
00:41:28,310 --> 00:41:30,246
Yay mission!

1101
00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:33,670
- Simmons?
- How are we getting there?

1102
00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:35,790
Haha, yes! Okay I snuck
into Kimball's office

1103
00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:37,950
and grabbed all the data
I took from the Feds' lab.

1104
00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:39,727
We've got a map that will
lead us straight to them.

1105
00:41:39,727 --> 00:41:41,110
All we need is a ride.

1106
00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:43,320
- Vehicle bay's got plenty
of warthogs, I guess.

1107
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,270
- And I can drive a tank!

1108
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,103
- No!

1109
00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:47,430
- Well, you're all just jealous.

1110
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:48,960
Wait, what about the rebels?

1111
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,130
I don't think they'll be happy

1112
00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,680
with us just leaving like this.

1113
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,260
Hey Matthews, have you seen
the Reds and Blues around?

1114
00:41:58,260 --> 00:41:59,602
We can't find 'em.

1115
00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:02,803
No but that might explain why
two of our jeeps are missing.

1116
00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:05,870
- Hello everyone.

1117
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:08,170
If you're listening to this,
it means we're already gone.

1118
00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,617
- Look, it's not you, it's us.

1119
00:42:09,617 --> 00:42:11,660
- Tell them not to leave the lights on!

1120
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:13,190
- Caboose! Not now!

1121
00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:14,920
- I miss you already!
I promise we'll call!

1122
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,600
Damnit, Tucker.

1123
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,423
- They just left us?
- Who left us?

1124
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,513
Oh, no.

1125
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,539
Okay, the ability to fly north.

1126
00:42:35,539 --> 00:42:37,120
- Ehh, I dunno.
- What do you mean?

1127
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,900
That's a great terrible super power!

1128
00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,845
Yeah, but you can still fly.

1129
00:42:40,845 --> 00:42:42,880
You can only fly north!
It's so inconvenient!

1130
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,190
Once you land, you've got to walk

1131
00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:45,160
to wherever you were going!

1132
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,000
I guess so.

1133
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,946
Okay, what about the ability
to teleport one foot at a time?

1134
00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:52,424
Meh.

1135
00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:54,810
You're meh. This road trip sucks.

1136
00:42:54,810 --> 00:42:57,350
Hello? Anybody home?

1137
00:42:57,350 --> 00:42:58,880
We've got some cars that need fuel!

1138
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,990
We would also like to
purchase some lottery tickets!

1139
00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:04,810
Yeah, I know the odds, but
I still think it's fun.

1140
00:43:04,810 --> 00:43:06,285
- This place looks deserted.
- Woohoo! Let's loot!

1141
00:43:06,285 --> 00:43:08,740
I've always wanted my own slurpie machine.

1142
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:10,500
- Oh dude, let me know if
they've got any magazines.

1143
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,720
- Me too! Ones with pictures!

1144
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,023
- Specifically ones with
pictures. Ya know what I'm sayin.

1145
00:43:15,023 --> 00:43:17,160
What was that?

1146
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,300
Maybe it's the owners?

1147
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:19,546
Aw man.

1148
00:43:19,546 --> 00:43:20,890
Can't we just pretend they're
not here and loot anyway?

1149
00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,800
Hey Caboose, go tell 'em
they've got customers.

1150
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,282
You guys start filling up the cars.

1151
00:43:24,282 --> 00:43:25,880
- Do it yourself. I'm gonna take a leak.

1152
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,170
Alright, but be sure to
get my lottery ticket.

1153
00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:34,170
My numbers are five,
seven, don't forget them.

1154
00:43:34,303 --> 00:43:38,280
I know I said a bunch of inspirational

1155
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,080
crap back at the base,
but it's times like these

1156
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,430
when I really wonder how
we haven't been killed yet.

1157
00:43:43,430 --> 00:43:44,263
You know?

1158
00:43:45,530 --> 00:43:47,660
The power to turn into the Hulk,

1159
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,123
but only when you're asleep.

1160
00:43:50,106 --> 00:43:54,600
Hello? Just here to use the bathroom!

1161
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,200
Also, somebody emptied
out your slurpie machine!

1162
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,753
Might wanna get that filled!

1163
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:03,450
Man, what kind of gas station
doesn't have hot dogs?

1164
00:44:05,224 --> 00:44:08,730
Ugh! Jesus! It smells like
somebody died in here!

1165
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:14,160
Ba da da da, da ba, ba-da-da-da.

1166
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,133
Da ba da ba da ba da ba.

1167
00:44:18,346 --> 00:44:19,365
- May arrive without warning.

1168
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,510
- Do not disappoint me.
- Understood, Control.

1169
00:44:20,510 --> 00:44:24,320
Oh! I think I hear the
sound of new friends...

1170
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,093
Hello-

1171
00:44:26,984 --> 00:44:29,320
Tucker! Perfect!

1172
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,350
You can help me and my friends

1173
00:44:30,350 --> 00:44:32,023
come up with a secret high-five!

1174
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:35,503
- So what's the word?

1175
00:44:35,503 --> 00:44:37,820
Control says to give it 30 more minutes.

1176
00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:40,063
- Ugh! This is a waste of time.

1177
00:44:40,063 --> 00:44:41,010
- Agreed.

1178
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,165
- Who are these guys?

1179
00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:44,080
- Definitely not the
gas station attendants.

1180
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,700
- Wow, Tucker. I can really
see why you're the leader.

1181
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:47,670
- Up yours.

1182
00:44:47,670 --> 00:44:49,717
Quiet, I can't hear what they're saying.

1183
00:44:49,717 --> 00:44:52,050
You know what they say, orders are orders.

1184
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:52,890
- Jackson.

1185
00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:53,960
- Yes Locus.

1186
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,180
- Change of plans. Report
back to base immediately.

1187
00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,380
The Reds and Blues will
be requiring an escort.

1188
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:01,590
Understood.

1189
00:45:01,590 --> 00:45:05,063
You heard him. Grab the
gear and prep for evac.

1190
00:45:06,863 --> 00:45:07,763
Where are they going?

1191
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,793
Tucker wait!

1192
00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:16,030
They just vanished.

1193
00:45:16,030 --> 00:45:16,980
- Vanished?

1194
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,830
- They said something
about Reds and Blues.

1195
00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:23,040
Oh my god I know those colors! They're us!

1196
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,620
They were Feds, I heard one
of them mention "Locus".

1197
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:28,020
Well they didn't look like the
typical storm-trooper guys.

1198
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,442
You think they were special ops?

1199
00:45:29,442 --> 00:45:33,110
I think we should get to that
base as fast as possible.

1200
00:45:33,110 --> 00:45:34,423
Come on, let's go.

1201
00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:39,141
- Missed.

1202
00:45:39,141 --> 00:45:40,273
Missed.

1203
00:45:41,690 --> 00:45:44,303
- Missed.
- Palomo? I know when miss.

1204
00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:47,562
- Are you missing on purpose?

1205
00:45:47,562 --> 00:45:48,581
- Alright, that's it.

1206
00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:52,640
- Ow! Ow! It was a legitimate question.

1207
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,470
Well, I spoke with Kimball.

1208
00:45:55,470 --> 00:45:57,250
Search and rescue has been denied.

1209
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:58,650
- Yeah, well, good riddance.

1210
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,270
They never cared about us anyway.

1211
00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:02,650
How can you say that?

1212
00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:04,799
They left because they
didn't want us getting hurt.

1213
00:46:04,799 --> 00:46:05,910
Yeah, well what do you call this?

1214
00:46:05,910 --> 00:46:07,170
They didn't take us to get shot,

1215
00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:09,082
but they sure as hell left us to die.

1216
00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:12,310
We don't know that, they could come back!

1217
00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:14,840
Their message didn't exactly specify.

1218
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,840
- They'll come back.

1219
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,183
I know they'll come back.

1220
00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:23,125
- Nice shot.
- Wasn't me.

1221
00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:25,010
You shouldn't be so hard on the guys.

1222
00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:26,950
They did what they thought was best,

1223
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,230
can't fault 'em for that.

1224
00:46:29,230 --> 00:46:31,670
Still, I'm going to beat the living shit

1225
00:46:31,670 --> 00:46:33,290
out of those four when I find 'em.

1226
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,520
- When you find them?

1227
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,150
Tell Kimball I'm buying back
one of the warthogs I sold her.

1228
00:46:37,150 --> 00:46:39,927
But Felix, she said we weren't
allowed to go after them!

1229
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:42,120
It was a direct order!

1230
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,723
- Orders only work on soldiers.

1231
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,293
I am a mercenary.

1232
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,433
This is it.

1233
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,170
According to our data,
the Federal Army base

1234
00:46:52,170 --> 00:46:53,740
is just on the other side of this wall.

1235
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:54,573
About time!

1236
00:46:54,573 --> 00:46:55,700
My ass was asleep for so long

1237
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:56,970
I thought it slipped into a coma.

1238
00:46:56,970 --> 00:46:58,490
- So we're here. Now what?

1239
00:46:58,490 --> 00:46:59,820
- We bust our way in!

1240
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:01,050
- Anyone have any ideas?

1241
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,340
- We could try scaling the wall.

1242
00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:04,760
- Eh, that's a little too
obvious. Think dumber.

1243
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,090
- We could knock on their door.

1244
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:06,923
- Too dumb.

1245
00:47:06,923 --> 00:47:07,780
- I was joking.

1246
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:08,950
- We could knock on their door.

1247
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:10,000
- I just said that!

1248
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,880
Yeah, but you were joking.

1249
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,480
I felt the plan deserved
more serious consideration.

1250
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,689
How do you break into
an evil, ice fortress?

1251
00:47:17,689 --> 00:47:21,130
You melt it! Like evil ice cream.

1252
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,960
Holy shit.

1253
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,250
We melt our way in!

1254
00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:26,820
- Wait, what? Yes! I win!
- What.

1255
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,550
We can't go through the wall,

1256
00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:30,590
and going over it is what
most people would do,

1257
00:47:30,590 --> 00:47:32,180
so let's just go under it!

1258
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,471
- That's retarded.
- Exactly!

1259
00:47:33,471 --> 00:47:37,930
Damn. I never thought I'd
say this, I mean, ever,

1260
00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:41,370
seriously, but, good job, Caboose.

1261
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:43,412
I'm just glad someone
appreciates my genius.

1262
00:47:43,412 --> 00:47:45,153
Now let's start melting!

1263
00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:50,890
Caboose, you're wearing a helmet.
That's not doing anything.

1264
00:47:50,890 --> 00:47:52,060
Okay well then fine,

1265
00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,073
how do you explain my
sudden light-headedness.

1266
00:47:55,270 --> 00:47:56,410
What about friction?

1267
00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:59,130
All the ladies tell me I light
a fire between their legs!

1268
00:47:59,130 --> 00:48:00,000
That's chlamydia.

1269
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,960
Friction won't work.

1270
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,360
It's gotta be negative
degrees Celsius out here!

1271
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:07,050
That's negative degrees Fahrenheit.

1272
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,000
- Jesus, that's cold!
- That's freezing!

1273
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,010
- You people are idiots.

1274
00:48:09,010 --> 00:48:10,960
- Well say it in American next time.

1275
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,093
- Oh! I've got it!

1276
00:48:13,471 --> 00:48:14,304
Stab!

1277
00:48:16,698 --> 00:48:19,380
Is it working?

1278
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:21,470
Ah! It worked!

1279
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:22,833
- Where are we?
- Hey!

1280
00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,740
- What was that noise?

1281
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:27,199
- Oh shit, we're inside!
- I think bad guys are coming!

1282
00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:29,450
- What do we do? What do we do?

1283
00:48:29,450 --> 00:48:30,940
- I don't know! I didn't
think this far ahead!

1284
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,970
Damnit, this is why
winging it is a bad idea!

1285
00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:33,803
No more winging it!

1286
00:48:33,803 --> 00:48:37,280
I swear, I heard something
just around the corner!

1287
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,290
- Let's get out of here!

1288
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:40,058
- There could be more
guards! We'll be caught!

1289
00:48:40,058 --> 00:48:41,540
Well, we gotta do something!

1290
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:44,180
Just a few more feet and I'll be there!

1291
00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:45,380
Tucker!

1292
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,213
What the?

1293
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:50,510
Huh.

1294
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,140
Well would you look at that!

1295
00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:54,600
Just a couple of harmless snowmen!

1296
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,120
You guys wouldn't happen to be the ones

1297
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,023
making all that racket now, would ya?

1298
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,932
Well, time for some target practice!

1299
00:49:02,932 --> 00:49:04,080
Hurk!

1300
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,763
But, why, Snowman?

1301
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:10,920
I cannot believe that worked.

1302
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,710
- You're welcome.
- How did you do that?

1303
00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:14,270
I used the same trick to hide from Sarge

1304
00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,710
all the time back in Blood Gulch.

1305
00:49:15,710 --> 00:49:17,455
You constructed and then hid inside of

1306
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:21,240
a snowman in the middle of a hot canyon?

1307
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,053
Hey Sarge, I found him!

1308
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,400
It wasn't always the perfect plan.

1309
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,610
According to our intel, there's
not much standing between

1310
00:49:28,610 --> 00:49:30,660
the end of this tunnel and
the detention facility.

1311
00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:31,680
That's awesome!

1312
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,170
No, I mean...

1313
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:36,043
There's literally nothing between us.

1314
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:42,920
We'll spotted as soon
as we leave the tunnel!

1315
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,375
I dunno. Doesn't look like
anyone's around to me.

1316
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:46,590
(horn blaring)

1317
00:49:46,590 --> 00:49:49,740
Alright, lunch break's over.
Back to your stations, people.

1318
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:52,827
- Come on, maggots. Get the
lead out, move move move!

1319
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:57,116
(soldiers grunting)

1320
00:49:58,377 --> 00:50:01,250
Whooo! Brand new tank, comin' in!

1321
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,803
- This will kill any intruders for sure!

1322
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,030
- I hate my stupid mouth.
- I hate it more.

1323
00:50:07,030 --> 00:50:08,710
- How are we gonna sneak past that?

1324
00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:09,543
- We're not.

1325
00:50:09,543 --> 00:50:11,230
Glad to hear you're finally
making sense, Tucker!

1326
00:50:11,230 --> 00:50:13,180
Let's go home. Good effort, everybody!

1327
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,060
We came, we saw, we
realized it was impossible!

1328
00:50:16,060 --> 00:50:17,043
No shame in that.

1329
00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,620
Can't help but realize
we haven't left yet.

1330
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,690
We can't sneak past those guys, so instead

1331
00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:24,400
we're going to make as
much noise as possible.

1332
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,140
If we can cause enough
trouble somewhere else,

1333
00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:27,650
we can draw them away from the prison.

1334
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:28,483
What do you guys think?

1335
00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:30,530
Well, it fits with the "dumb ideas" theme.

1336
00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:32,347
I figure if we fuck up these
important looking pipes

1337
00:50:32,347 --> 00:50:33,400
and then haul ass,

1338
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,530
we can make it into the building.

1339
00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:36,290
Ugh, we have to run?

1340
00:50:36,290 --> 00:50:37,140
We have to try.

1341
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:39,800
Worst-case scenario, we end
up in jail with everyone else

1342
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,150
and just wait for this whole
civil-war thing to blow over.

1343
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:44,551
I think worse case
scenario is getting shot.

1344
00:50:44,551 --> 00:50:47,110
Or Grif getting shot and
we have to carry him.

1345
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,483
There's only three of us.

1346
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,300
Fuck it. Caboose, do your thing.

1347
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,653
Time to clean the pipes!

1348
00:50:56,070 --> 00:50:58,390
Alert, catastrophic breach detected

1349
00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:00,576
in sewage pipeline sector three.

1350
00:51:00,576 --> 00:51:02,043
Sucks to be maintenance.

1351
00:51:03,070 --> 00:51:05,880
Warning. Sewage breach
detected in the barracks.

1352
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,430
- Oh shit, my stuff!
- Oh, no no no!

1353
00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:10,132
- Now's our chance! Run!
- Here goes nothing!

1354
00:51:10,132 --> 00:51:11,215
- Let's race!

1355
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,231
Come on guys, we've gotta save our shit!

1356
00:51:15,231 --> 00:51:18,398
(people chattering) ]

1357
00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:23,615
Jesus Christ, last
night it was Taco Night!

1358
00:51:23,615 --> 00:51:25,273
Yay! First place!

1359
00:51:25,273 --> 00:51:27,640
- Oh my god. I'm gonna die.

1360
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,510
I hope I die.

1361
00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:31,220
Simmons, do something about this door!

1362
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:32,660
- What do you mean?
- It's locked!

1363
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,276
Hack the door controls or something!

1364
00:51:34,276 --> 00:51:35,600
What makes you think I
can just hack a door?

1365
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:36,710
You're the smart one!

1366
00:51:36,710 --> 00:51:38,190
All you're good for is hacking things

1367
00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:40,050
and making me look more
handsome in comparison!

1368
00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:42,260
I don't have any intel!
I don't have any tools!

1369
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:44,080
I can't just do it, I need time!

1370
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,450
We don't have time, genius!

1371
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,530
Just pretend like it's a
timed math test or something!

1372
00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:50,373
I don't work well under
pressure! You know that!

1373
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,253
Oh shit.

1374
00:51:58,990 --> 00:51:59,880
Tucker?

1375
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:00,713
Wash?

1376
00:52:00,713 --> 00:52:02,790
What in Sam Hell are you boys doing here?

1377
00:52:02,790 --> 00:52:03,900
- We came to save you!

1378
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:06,113
- But we were supposed to save you.

1379
00:52:08,774 --> 00:52:11,441
♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪

1380
00:52:12,741 --> 00:52:13,908
- Cliffhanger!

1381
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,040
I repeat, we have three survivors

1382
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:26,880
in need of immediate assistance.

1383
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,653
Make sure the docs are ready.

1384
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,660
- He really did a number on 'em this time.

1385
00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:33,493
- Sarge?

1386
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,363
- He's not dead, not yet.
- No.

1387
00:52:40,630 --> 00:52:42,993
I warned you, Agent Washington.

1388
00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:48,930
I gave you a choice
and you chose to fight.

1389
00:52:50,613 --> 00:52:52,123
I admire that decision.

1390
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,653
Fuck you monster.

1391
00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,540
No, I'm not a monster...

1392
00:53:00,540 --> 00:53:01,463
I'm a soldier.

1393
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,793
Like you.

1394
00:53:23,610 --> 00:53:25,210
- Well, hello, Agent Washington.

1395
00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:28,100
Project Freelancer?

1396
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,450
- Agent Washington?
- Huh?

1397
00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:33,230
So you would say that you
have overwhelming feelings

1398
00:53:33,230 --> 00:53:35,350
of anger and a need for revenge?

1399
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:36,870
- More than you know.
- What?

1400
00:53:42,070 --> 00:53:42,903
Wait, wait!

1401
00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,670
- Why did you do that?
What's wrong with you?

1402
00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:48,634
No, I was just.

1403
00:53:48,634 --> 00:53:50,634
- I was just following orders.

1404
00:53:50,634 --> 00:53:52,517
I was just following orders.

1405
00:53:52,517 --> 00:53:53,957
- You shot him!

1406
00:53:53,957 --> 00:53:54,974
What?

1407
00:53:54,974 --> 00:53:56,040
You shot him! You shot Donut!

1408
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,253
No! I just, I did what I had to do!

1409
00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:01,813
Don't we all?

1410
00:54:01,813 --> 00:54:03,914
(gunshot fires)

1411
00:54:03,914 --> 00:54:04,864
- Agent Washington.

1412
00:54:07,253 --> 00:54:10,660
Agent Washington! Agent Washington!

1413
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:15,253
- Oh! Well, that was close!

1414
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,180
- Dirtbags!

1415
00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:21,430
Each and every one of 'em!

1416
00:54:21,430 --> 00:54:23,050
The soldiers? Dirtbags!

1417
00:54:23,050 --> 00:54:24,800
The medics? Dirtbags!

1418
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,310
That good-for-nothin' mercenary

1419
00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:28,670
who shoots a man when
he ain't even lookin'?

1420
00:54:28,670 --> 00:54:31,890
You best believe he's
a numero-uno dirtbag!

1421
00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:32,767
And you!

1422
00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:36,380
You know what you are?

1423
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:38,900
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me, Sarge!

1424
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,420
- Shut up, Donut!
- But I was gonna say dirtbag!

1425
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:43,480
What? Doh, for the love of...

1426
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,830
Now you've gone and given away the answer

1427
00:54:44,830 --> 00:54:46,150
to my rhetorical question!

1428
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:49,720
I have an idea! Let's play the quiet game!

1429
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,700
- Oh. It. Is. On.

1430
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,710
Great Monopoly's top hat, Wash,

1431
00:54:54,710 --> 00:54:56,053
now is not the time for games!

1432
00:54:56,053 --> 00:54:57,980
Now is the time for action!

1433
00:54:57,980 --> 00:54:59,960
C'mon, help me get outta these cuffs!

1434
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,589
There's a certain someone in this room

1435
00:55:01,589 --> 00:55:03,883
that I feel like bludgeoning to death.

1436
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:05,450
- Just use your feet Sarge.

1437
00:55:05,450 --> 00:55:07,746
If he fights back, I'll
beat him off of you.

1438
00:55:07,746 --> 00:55:08,890
- You're not thinkin', Donut.

1439
00:55:08,890 --> 00:55:10,120
That would just alert more guards!

1440
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,133
- Well if I can't beat
off a room full of dudes,

1441
00:55:12,133 --> 00:55:14,400
what have I been training
for this whole time?

1442
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,730
- I would really like to
play the quiet game. Please.

1443
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:17,853
- Officer on deck!

1444
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:24,893
Agent Washington, Franklin Donut, Sarge.

1445
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:30,583
I am so sorry!

1446
00:55:32,624 --> 00:55:33,457
Say what now?

1447
00:55:33,457 --> 00:55:35,070
Guard! Un-cuff these men at once!

1448
00:55:35,070 --> 00:55:37,530
And return their weaponry for god's sake!

1449
00:55:37,530 --> 00:55:38,980
- Yes sir!

1450
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:40,410
Really sorry about this, sir.

1451
00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:41,710
I'd appreciate it if you decided

1452
00:55:41,710 --> 00:55:43,435
not to bludgeon me to death.

1453
00:55:43,435 --> 00:55:46,870
- Uhh I suppose I could
settle for near-death.

1454
00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:48,200
Goodbye handcuffs!

1455
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,767
Aw wait, I didn't even
get to use my safe word.

1456
00:55:51,767 --> 00:55:53,740
It's "chrysanthemum."

1457
00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:56,163
- Okay, wait stop. Stop!

1458
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,590
What is it, Agent Washington?

1459
00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:02,320
What is it? What is it?

1460
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,370
First you send men to kill us,

1461
00:56:04,370 --> 00:56:07,620
then you send men to capture
us, and now that we're here

1462
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:10,689
you're giving us guns
and saying you're sorry?

1463
00:56:10,689 --> 00:56:14,280
Um is that a problem?

1464
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,373
- Only for you if you don't-
- Oh dear!

1465
00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:20,383
What a weenie.

1466
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:31,430
I don't understand. None
of this makes any sense.

1467
00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,540
- Now just take it easy
for the rest of the day.

1468
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:37,250
Remember, you're no good to
me dead, although I suppose

1469
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:39,800
I could run some experiments on your body.

1470
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,380
Erm, thank you, Emily. Your
help is always appreciated.

1471
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,430
Anytime, General Doyle!

1472
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:48,090
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have limbs to amputate!

1473
00:56:48,090 --> 00:56:49,603
Of course.

1474
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,110
Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have nothing

1475
00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,749
but apologies for you today!

1476
00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:58,450
Must be the thin air up here!

1477
00:56:58,450 --> 00:56:59,900
I've been doing a lot of traveling lately

1478
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:01,060
and my body is still adjusting to the-

1479
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:01,940
- Doyle, right?

1480
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:06,000
Oh. Well, yes! Very observant!

1481
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,900
General Donald Doyle of
the Federal Army of Chorus,

1482
00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:10,050
at your service.

1483
00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:12,100
- At our service?
- Full service?

1484
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,820
Okay, General, let me
catch you up to speed

1485
00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:17,240
on what the past few days
have been like for me.

1486
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,360
I've got a canyon full
of shipwrecked survivors

1487
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,150
all trying to hail a rescue

1488
00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:24,150
when a squad of soldiers
all wearing your uniform

1489
00:57:24,150 --> 00:57:26,300
come down and attack us with their leader.

1490
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:27,990
A big, black-suited, son of a bitch

1491
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:29,520
who goes by the name "Locus".

1492
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,330
Then once he leaves, I've
got another guy named Felix

1493
00:57:32,330 --> 00:57:35,050
telling me you and yours have
been terrorizing this planet,

1494
00:57:35,050 --> 00:57:37,310
and to top it all off,
that we're wanted men

1495
00:57:37,310 --> 00:57:39,400
for crashing on it in the first place!

1496
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,960
So please, if you could do your best

1497
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,760
to convince me not to
kill you this very second,

1498
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,893
that would really benefit the both of us!

1499
00:57:47,893 --> 00:57:48,810
- Uh. Yeah!

1500
00:57:52,430 --> 00:57:54,630
Yes. I see.

1501
00:57:54,630 --> 00:57:56,900
None of this happened they
way that it should have.

1502
00:57:56,900 --> 00:58:01,280
Tell me, how much do you
know about the New Republic?

1503
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,220
They don't try and kill us, for starters.

1504
00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:04,900
A noteworthy quality, yes,

1505
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:07,670
but what else do you know about them?

1506
00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:10,570
They're rebels fighting to
overthrow a corrupt leadership.

1507
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,690
They heard our distress call
and hoped we could help.

1508
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:16,740
And you heard all of
this from a mercenary,

1509
00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:19,948
hired to assist them at all costs?

1510
00:58:19,948 --> 00:58:23,453
A bit of a biased source, don't you think?

1511
00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:28,350
These "rebels" aren't
looking to free this planet

1512
00:58:28,350 --> 00:58:30,580
their aim is to dominate it.

1513
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:32,990
They were given ample
opportunities to move,

1514
00:58:32,990 --> 00:58:36,440
to form their own society
somewhere else on Chorus.

1515
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,632
It is a large planet, I
can assure you, but no.

1516
00:58:39,632 --> 00:58:44,632
They are determined to
"take back what is theirs".

1517
00:58:46,533 --> 00:58:48,430
I'll admit, times were hard.

1518
00:58:48,430 --> 00:58:51,120
But as a planet cut off
from the rest of the galaxy,

1519
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,910
we did our best to govern the people.

1520
00:58:53,910 --> 00:58:55,770
But it wasn't enough.

1521
00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:58,070
Suddenly buildings were exploding,

1522
00:58:58,070 --> 00:58:59,440
there were riots in the streets,

1523
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,910
complete and utter panic, everywhere!

1524
00:59:01,910 --> 00:59:06,010
These were not acts of freedom,
they were acts of terrorism!

1525
00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:09,800
And we could not risk
warriors of your caliber

1526
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,100
allying with them.

1527
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,080
So you send your men to kill us?

1528
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,640
Absolutely not!

1529
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,580
I've got a few cracked
ribs that beg to differ.

1530
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:19,057
And a hip bone that strongly disagrees!

1531
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:21,420
Again, I must apologize.

1532
00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:24,450
The way this was handled was
not at all what I had wanted!

1533
00:59:24,450 --> 00:59:26,200
Upon hearing of your arrival on Chrous,

1534
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,700
I ordered Locus to confirm his findings

1535
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,490
and bring you to us as soon as possible,

1536
00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:34,260
unfortunately, it appears as though

1537
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,560
I should have been more specific

1538
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,620
in the exact method of your acquisition.

1539
00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:39,640
So what, this was all
your mercenary's fault?

1540
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,330
You expect me to believe
that the general of an army

1541
00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:43,660
can't control his own men?

1542
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:45,930
You're mistaken in
assuming I have any control

1543
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:49,240
over Locus whatsoever, he
is a dog that has long since

1544
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,130
broken from his leash, but we need him.

1545
00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:55,030
As I'm sure you've already observed

1546
00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:57,270
I am not a battle-worn soldier,

1547
00:59:57,270 --> 00:59:59,740
ripe with military expertise.

1548
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:03,070
On the contrary, I was simply
next in line to run the army

1549
01:00:03,070 --> 01:00:05,110
should something happen to its leader.

1550
01:00:05,110 --> 01:00:08,180
What do you mean? Lieutenant
General? Major General?

1551
01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:10,688
Um, Personal Secretary to the Brigadier?

1552
01:00:10,688 --> 01:00:11,761
- What?

1553
01:00:11,761 --> 01:00:13,070
- Where'd all the other guys go?

1554
01:00:13,070 --> 01:00:14,010
Some of them left

1555
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:17,070
before things took a turn
for the worst, but...

1556
01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:18,730
most of them were killed.

1557
01:00:18,730 --> 01:00:20,100
Yes, definitely they were killed.

1558
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,140
Not many of us left,
these days, I'm afraid.

1559
01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:23,783
But you're supposed to be the evil empire!

1560
01:00:23,783 --> 01:00:26,550
With giant warships and
floating space lasers,

1561
01:00:26,550 --> 01:00:28,080
not camping out in the snow!

1562
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,480
That stuff's for rebels!

1563
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,880
And the sadly endangered polar bear.

1564
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,030
Well, we are doing significantly
better than before!

1565
01:00:35,030 --> 01:00:37,070
We still have multiple bases of operation

1566
01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:38,700
and Locus has managed to acquire

1567
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,240
top-notch military equipment.

1568
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,820
He even helped to strategize

1569
01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:43,589
some of our more recent victories!

1570
01:00:43,589 --> 01:00:47,240
Though I would not consider
your rescue to be one of them.

1571
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,400
I also wouldn't consider
it to be a "rescue".

1572
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,700
Well I can assure you that
he was punished severely

1573
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:55,010
for taking such drastic
measures against you!

1574
01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:57,510
I made sure he wasn't paid
a single penny for the job!

1575
01:00:57,510 --> 01:00:58,670
How comforting.

1576
01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,067
Gentlemen, I am fully aware

1577
01:01:01,067 --> 01:01:04,410
that I may never gain your trust,

1578
01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:09,410
but let me be perfectly
clear: We are not your enemy.

1579
01:01:09,450 --> 01:01:13,330
The New Republic has your
men, and I can promise you

1580
01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:14,910
they are likely recruiting them

1581
01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:17,900
into their rebellion as we speak.

1582
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:21,190
Now I can inform my
troops not to attack them,

1583
01:01:21,190 --> 01:01:24,380
but I cannot stop them
from defending themselves.

1584
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:27,140
I'm also unable to
promise you a safe escape

1585
01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:29,680
from Chorus in the
middle of this conflict.

1586
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,830
Most of our ships are shot down

1587
01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:32,410
before they can escape the atmosphere.

1588
01:01:32,410 --> 01:01:34,370
So what can you promise us?

1589
01:01:34,370 --> 01:01:38,430
If you can help us
defeat these terrorists,

1590
01:01:38,430 --> 01:01:40,900
it would not only save our planet,

1591
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,960
it would also save your comrades.

1592
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,080
Then, once the skies are clear,

1593
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,107
you could leave this forsaken
planet once and for all.

1594
01:01:50,149 --> 01:01:54,073
I don't like it, but I'm not
really seeing another way out.

1595
01:01:54,992 --> 01:01:56,500
Unless beating you unconscious
would somehow work.

1596
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,003
Haha, highly doubtful.

1597
01:01:59,003 --> 01:02:01,084
- Drat. Then I guess I'm in.

1598
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:02,963
- No man left behind, right?

1599
01:02:04,150 --> 01:02:06,760
- I still have one
question for you, general.

1600
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,290
Which is?

1601
01:02:08,290 --> 01:02:11,143
Where are our robots?

1602
01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:16,293
- Alright! Fixed up and ready to go!

1603
01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:18,780
Bienvenidos robo-buddy!

1604
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:20,550
You're back in the world of the living!

1605
01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:22,653
Viva, well, viva.

1606
01:02:33,915 --> 01:02:36,165
- No need to thank us, son.

1607
01:02:38,075 --> 01:02:41,325
We have got a lot of catching up to do!

1608
01:02:45,852 --> 01:02:47,173
Now what about Freckles?

1609
01:02:47,173 --> 01:02:49,480
Uh what's a Freckles?

1610
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,940
- Agent Washington is referring

1611
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:54,174
to a Mantis-Class Military Assault Droid.

1612
01:02:54,174 --> 01:02:57,250
And you won't find it among this wreckage.

1613
01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:01,131
Heh. I'll, uh, just look
somewhere else then!

1614
01:03:01,131 --> 01:03:02,475
- Locus.

1615
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:04,830
The droid was malfunctioning.

1616
01:03:04,830 --> 01:03:08,315
It refused to surrender and
was therefore destroyed.

1617
01:03:08,315 --> 01:03:09,727
He's dead?

1618
01:03:09,727 --> 01:03:13,957
It was a machine. It had
no life to begin with.

1619
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,810
You know it takes an awful lotta nerve

1620
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:18,120
to come strollin' in
here after what you did.

1621
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,960
Does my presence upset you, Sergeant?

1622
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,070
It gives me an itchy trigger
finger, I can tell ya that.

1623
01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:25,190
What do you want?

1624
01:03:25,190 --> 01:03:28,830
Aside from my initial examination,
the men under my command

1625
01:03:28,830 --> 01:03:30,770
were ordered to take you alive.

1626
01:03:30,770 --> 01:03:32,630
All attacks were intended to wound,

1627
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:36,360
all shots were designed to
intimidate, let me assure you,

1628
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,850
my raid on your base was
calculated, choreographed,

1629
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:42,096
and designed to apprehend you,

1630
01:03:42,096 --> 01:03:45,230
like herding sheep to the pen.

1631
01:03:45,230 --> 01:03:47,700
Were it not for the
intervention of the mercenary

1632
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:51,640
and his forces, I would
have succeeded entirely.

1633
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,650
And what? That's supposed
to make us feel better?

1634
01:03:53,650 --> 01:03:55,930
Because quite honestly it's
having the opposite effect.

1635
01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:59,013
It's supposed to make you understand.

1636
01:03:59,013 --> 01:04:02,555
- Agent Washington, I am a professional.

1637
01:04:02,555 --> 01:04:07,220
I follow orders and I complete
my missions at all costs.

1638
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:10,270
I don't care what you think you are.

1639
01:04:10,270 --> 01:04:13,550
You just stay the hell
away from me and my men.

1640
01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,243
You still don't understand.

1641
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:17,633
Or perhaps, you do.

1642
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,220
- What?

1643
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:21,363
- Excuse me!

1644
01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:24,530
If someone tells you to leave them alone,

1645
01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:26,576
you leave them alone.

1646
01:04:26,576 --> 01:04:28,733
Of course, Doctor.

1647
01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,290
Here.

1648
01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:32,870
- What is this?

1649
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:35,180
- Before your droid was
dismantled, I had a technician

1650
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,460
remove its primary storage unit.

1651
01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:40,550
Its heart and mind so to speak.

1652
01:04:40,550 --> 01:04:42,760
- Is this supposed to
be some sort of apology?

1653
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,593
- Is it?

1654
01:04:44,656 --> 01:04:45,846
This guy doesn't make any sense.

1655
01:04:48,996 --> 01:04:49,829
I am not.

1656
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:56,630
You give meaning to meaningless objects

1657
01:04:56,630 --> 01:04:58,420
and meaningless people,

1658
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:01,470
then risk your own lives to protect them.

1659
01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:03,163
Where is the sense in that?

1660
01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:07,483
I look forward to your answer, soldier.

1661
01:05:10,170 --> 01:05:11,560
Sorry about that.

1662
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,700
I promise the rest of us
aren't like him. I'm Dr. Grey.

1663
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:16,290
- Oooh! A doctor!

1664
01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:18,599
That's like a medic who saves people!

1665
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:20,680
- You a civilian, little lady?

1666
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,639
Civilian?

1667
01:05:21,639 --> 01:05:23,857
(laughing)

1668
01:05:23,857 --> 01:05:27,310
Oh, I don't think you realize
how bad this planet's gotten!

1669
01:05:27,310 --> 01:05:28,375
The only people

1670
01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:29,373
who aren't wearing armor
these days are dead!

1671
01:05:30,820 --> 01:05:33,220
I know you, your voice.

1672
01:05:33,220 --> 01:05:34,610
Is that so? Oh!

1673
01:05:34,610 --> 01:05:36,140
Well, I performed surgery on you

1674
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:37,340
after they brought you here!

1675
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:39,070
Sorry if you find a few new scars.

1676
01:05:39,070 --> 01:05:41,560
A shot from a concussion
rifle isn't bad, but a severe

1677
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,450
injury to the back of the
skull can be a little tricky,

1678
01:05:44,450 --> 01:05:45,283
especially when your head's

1679
01:05:45,283 --> 01:05:47,330
already filled with pretty
little wires and chips!

1680
01:05:47,330 --> 01:05:49,580
Hope I didn't damage
those neural implants.

1681
01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:51,163
I'm sure they're fine. Thank you.

1682
01:05:51,163 --> 01:05:54,780
You can thank me by ending
this war as soon as possible!

1683
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:57,580
Bullet wounds and prosthetic
limbs have become so boring.

1684
01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:00,110
So, come by my office tomorrow
morning for a check up!

1685
01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:02,360
Once you're cleared, you
three'll be shipping off.

1686
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,940
- Shipping off?
- Where are we going?

1687
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:06,450
I don't give people orders, boys,

1688
01:06:06,450 --> 01:06:08,190
I just fix them when they break!

1689
01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:10,100
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be back.

1690
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,983
Tomorrow morning. My office 0800.

1691
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:16,780
Well, what do you fellas think?

1692
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:19,050
I think she's nice.

1693
01:06:19,050 --> 01:06:23,070
Not the doc, Donut! The army!
The general! The whole dealio!

1694
01:06:23,070 --> 01:06:24,910
Grif and Simmons are out
there with the Blues!

1695
01:06:24,910 --> 01:06:26,480
Alone, confused!

1696
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:29,220
Probably eating and
complaining and back-talking-

1697
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:31,316
God damnit Grif, just shut up already!

1698
01:06:31,316 --> 01:06:33,650
We do what we have to and
go along with it for now.

1699
01:06:33,650 --> 01:06:36,833
I just hope the others aren't
in too deep without us.

1700
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:47,713
Okay, hold up.

1701
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,340
You're telling me the
Feds are just as hopeless

1702
01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:50,832
as the New Republic? I
thought they were evil!

1703
01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:54,116
Well we thought you were being
brainwashed by terrorists!

1704
01:06:54,116 --> 01:06:56,960
Terrorists? Our soldiers are
a bunch of harmless morons.

1705
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,940
Your soldiers?

1706
01:06:57,940 --> 01:06:59,310
We were all promoted to Captains.

1707
01:06:59,310 --> 01:07:00,870
They gave us squads and everything!

1708
01:07:00,870 --> 01:07:02,253
- Blue Team for life.

1709
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,440
Clearly our enemy isn't as
cunning as we once thought.

1710
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,930
We don't have an enemy.

1711
01:07:07,930 --> 01:07:09,780
As far as I can tell, both of these forces

1712
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:10,760
have reasons to fight,

1713
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,140
and neither are particularly guilt-free.

1714
01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:14,420
We've just been caught in the middle.

1715
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:17,290
But the rebels aren't bad.
Some of them are our friends!

1716
01:07:17,290 --> 01:07:20,010
And we managed to make a few
allies within the Federal Army.

1717
01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:21,970
None of this makes either side any better.

1718
01:07:21,970 --> 01:07:23,400
The New Republic started this war

1719
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,960
with extremist attacks on the capital.

1720
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,910
Only because the government
was screwing them!

1721
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,250
- You gotta admit, sounds
kind of like a dick move.

1722
01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:32,240
We need to get these two
sides to talk to one another.

1723
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,870
Doyle's in the capital at the moment,

1724
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:35,850
but maybe he can get this Kimball woman

1725
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:37,220
to agree to a meeting.

1726
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:39,020
If they can come to some
sort of understanding,

1727
01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:41,290
we might be able to end
this thing and go home.

1728
01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:42,340
This isn't right.

1729
01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:45,180
Believe me, there's plenty
wrong with this situation,

1730
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,380
but I think this is our best move...

1731
01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:49,360
I'm just glad you guys made it.

1732
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,930
No seriously, I mean
something doesn't feel right.

1733
01:07:51,930 --> 01:07:53,930
I just can't figure out what it is.

1734
01:07:53,930 --> 01:07:55,060
Is it a false sense of superiority?

1735
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,090
That's probably a side-effect
of the false promotion.

1736
01:07:57,090 --> 01:07:59,514
Minutes after reuniting and
you're already starting shit.

1737
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:01,060
What did you expect? Breakfast in bed?

1738
01:08:01,060 --> 01:08:02,880
- I hate you.
- I hate you more.

1739
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,670
Wait do you hear that?

1740
01:08:04,670 --> 01:08:06,460
Uhh no?

1741
01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:08,060
You okay, Simmons?

1742
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:09,493
What happened to the alarms?

1743
01:08:18,831 --> 01:08:20,513
Is it lunch time again?

1744
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:22,313
- Hello?

1745
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,843
Dr. Gray?

1746
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,533
Anybody?

1747
01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:29,683
Dude, what's going on?

1748
01:08:30,530 --> 01:08:31,363
I don't know.

1749
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,910
- Enemy contact! Fall back!

1750
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:35,743
- Where'd he go?

1751
01:08:36,850 --> 01:08:38,620
- Sarge!
- Way ahead of ya!

1752
01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:40,720
- What's happening?
- We're under attack!

1753
01:08:45,590 --> 01:08:47,300
Donut! Establish a perimeter!

1754
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:48,380
Got it!

1755
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:52,633
Hey, just so you guys know,
you better not come over here!

1756
01:08:55,390 --> 01:08:56,810
Thank god! Sir, you've gotta help us!

1757
01:08:56,810 --> 01:08:58,370
They came out of nowhere!

1758
01:08:58,370 --> 01:08:59,203
Who, the rebels?

1759
01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:00,036
No!

1760
01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:01,311
Oh, good.

1761
01:09:01,311 --> 01:09:02,144
'Cause we kinda just found out

1762
01:09:02,144 --> 01:09:03,550
they're not really all that bad.

1763
01:09:03,550 --> 01:09:05,587
Boy, have we got a story to tell you!

1764
01:09:05,587 --> 01:09:07,350
And you are gonna laugh!

1765
01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:08,900
It's not the rebels, sir! It's!

1766
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,533
- Umm.

1767
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,490
Did everyone else see that?

1768
01:09:17,490 --> 01:09:19,330
You mean a man disintegrate
right in front of us?

1769
01:09:19,330 --> 01:09:20,163
- Yep.

1770
01:09:20,163 --> 01:09:21,615
- Really wish I hadn't.

1771
01:09:21,615 --> 01:09:22,448
Oh dear!

1772
01:09:36,132 --> 01:09:37,840
- We gotta do something!

1773
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,590
- We can run! Running is something!

1774
01:09:40,870 --> 01:09:42,073
Get away from the car!

1775
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,330
What are we dealing with?

1776
01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:50,460
- We dunno!

1777
01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:52,452
Well it ain't the rebels, that's for sure!

1778
01:09:52,452 --> 01:09:54,452
Then who the hell is it?

1779
01:10:01,338 --> 01:10:03,578
- Like sheep to the pen.

1780
01:10:03,578 --> 01:10:04,411
Oh no.

1781
01:10:05,267 --> 01:10:07,513
You're ready for slaughter.

1782
01:10:10,698 --> 01:10:11,550
Locus!

1783
01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,563
I advise you stand down, boy.

1784
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,650
The soldiers from the fueling station?

1785
01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:23,790
- I thought they were Feds!

1786
01:10:23,790 --> 01:10:25,320
Those ain't our guys.

1787
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:29,640
I told you, Agent Washington.
I am a professional.

1788
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,120
I complete my missions at all costs.

1789
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:38,120
But you and your comrades have
put a blemish on my record.

1790
01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:40,993
This is unacceptable.

1791
01:10:42,373 --> 01:10:43,206
What are you talking about?

1792
01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:45,253
You just killed the
men you're working for!

1793
01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:49,307
Hmmm. It appears you don't
understand after all.

1794
01:10:50,860 --> 01:10:52,320
Unfortunate.

1795
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:55,055
You were such a fascinating soldier,

1796
01:10:55,055 --> 01:10:56,473
Agent Washington.

1797
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:00,789
Huh?

1798
01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:01,622
Tucker! Grenade!

1799
01:11:01,622 --> 01:11:02,455
Oh, right!

1800
01:11:07,236 --> 01:11:12,236
That was close! Nice
throw, Tucker. (laughing)

1801
01:11:15,616 --> 01:11:17,150
Felix?

1802
01:11:17,150 --> 01:11:18,240
How many times have I jumped

1803
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,180
in front of a bullet for you, Wash? Three?

1804
01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:24,030
Those are some pretty great reflexes, huh?

1805
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:28,177
Most people would have to
plan that sort of thing.

1806
01:11:28,177 --> 01:11:30,430
Felix? What are you doing?

1807
01:11:30,430 --> 01:11:32,280
Just helping out an old acquaintance.

1808
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,291
- They fought together in the great war...

1809
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,290
You missed a spot.

1810
01:11:37,290 --> 01:11:38,670
Are you done?

1811
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:40,634
Not even close.

1812
01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:41,467
- Dude!

1813
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:44,020
- This doesn't make sense!
That's Locus! Your enemy!

1814
01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:46,930
Right, and I'm the charismatic mercenary

1815
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:49,615
with a gruff exterior but a heart of gold!

1816
01:11:49,615 --> 01:11:52,370
A little too romantic, don't you think?

1817
01:11:52,370 --> 01:11:53,570
But the guy fucking shot you!

1818
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:56,770
Ah! Son of a bitch!

1819
01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:58,330
Yeah, funny how an act
of sacrifice like that

1820
01:11:58,330 --> 01:12:00,430
buys you so much trust.

1821
01:12:00,430 --> 01:12:02,580
And so much information.

1822
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:05,170
Weren't you with another
Freelancer? And an A.I.?

1823
01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:07,540
I need a detailed list of the
supplies you've got on hand.

1824
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,777
You wouldn't happen to
have any hight-tech armor

1825
01:12:08,777 --> 01:12:10,317
aboard that wreck, would ya?

1826
01:12:10,317 --> 01:12:12,080
But you're supposed to hate each other!

1827
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,550
Oh, we do.

1828
01:12:13,550 --> 01:12:16,140
After all, you should never
mix friends with business.

1829
01:12:16,140 --> 01:12:17,340
Wrap it up.

1830
01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:20,570
But we just work so well together.

1831
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:22,529
- Run!
- What about Rogers?

1832
01:12:22,529 --> 01:12:23,483
Get down!

1833
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,810
You dirty liar!

1834
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:30,860
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I never
actually lied to you idiots.

1835
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:32,847
Well, except for once.

1836
01:12:32,847 --> 01:12:36,260
"You're some of the
galaxy's greatest soldiers!"

1837
01:12:36,260 --> 01:12:39,290
Now that couldn't be
farther from the truth.

1838
01:12:39,290 --> 01:12:42,060
But you know, it did make
you the perfect candidates

1839
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:43,600
to lead the people of Chorus.

1840
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,430
Stop boasting and let me kill
them. We have a job to do.

1841
01:12:47,430 --> 01:12:50,910
Ooh, that's right. He
doesn't like you guys.

1842
01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:52,970
Actually thinks there might
be a few fighters among ya!

1843
01:12:52,970 --> 01:12:53,972
Told you he's crazy.

1844
01:12:53,972 --> 01:12:58,132
But why? Why the capture?
Why make us part of this war?

1845
01:12:58,132 --> 01:12:59,810
Well you see-

1846
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:00,643
Felix.

1847
01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:03,710
No. I've had to put up with
these morons every day,

1848
01:13:03,710 --> 01:13:05,427
so you let me have this!

1849
01:13:06,350 --> 01:13:10,220
You see, someone,
somewhere, out in our galaxy

1850
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,852
has their eyes set on this
planet, the only problem

1851
01:13:12,852 --> 01:13:15,350
is the inhabitants.

1852
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:16,407
Now if it were up to me,

1853
01:13:16,407 --> 01:13:18,600
I'd just nuke this place from orbit,

1854
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,400
but our employer has other ideas.

1855
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,850
Holy shit, it's actually them.

1856
01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:26,052
Back off. Control wants them alive.

1857
01:13:26,052 --> 01:13:27,430
Oh no....

1858
01:13:27,430 --> 01:13:30,070
We have to play this thing
carefully, you understand?

1859
01:13:30,070 --> 01:13:33,252
If an entire planet dies
overnight, people ask questions.

1860
01:13:33,252 --> 01:13:34,930
But if you stumble onto this rock

1861
01:13:34,930 --> 01:13:37,980
and find that the settlers
killed each other...

1862
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:41,210
Well, that's just a tragedy.

1863
01:13:41,210 --> 01:13:43,450
Our first leader was killed in action.

1864
01:13:43,450 --> 01:13:44,860
The second was assassinated

1865
01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:47,320
at what we had been told
would be a peace treaty.

1866
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,870
And the third was blown out
of the sky while trying to

1867
01:13:49,870 --> 01:13:51,043
leave Chorus for help.

1868
01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:54,743
It was you. You started this war!

1869
01:13:55,610 --> 01:13:56,910
Wrong!

1870
01:13:56,910 --> 01:13:57,910
These people hated each other

1871
01:13:57,910 --> 01:14:00,110
way before our operation ever showed up.

1872
01:14:00,110 --> 01:14:03,250
We just had to keep
the hate-train a'going,

1873
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:07,283
and lemme tell ya, you
guys have helped so much.

1874
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,180
Does it hurt?

1875
01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:18,577
Knowing just how much death
you've brought to this planet?

1876
01:14:19,492 --> 01:14:20,820
Enough!

1877
01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:23,194
How many times must I tell you?

1878
01:14:23,194 --> 01:14:24,480
If you want to make the victim suffer,

1879
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:26,873
you do it quickly and efficiently.

1880
01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,453
There will be no rescue for you.

1881
01:14:29,453 --> 01:14:33,510
You, you will die here,
today, along with the rest.

1882
01:14:33,510 --> 01:14:36,640
No one will find your bodies,
no one will know the truth,

1883
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,310
and no one is going to stop
us from killing every last

1884
01:14:40,310 --> 01:14:41,849
person on this planet.

1885
01:14:41,849 --> 01:14:42,943
- Alright.

1886
01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:46,053
That's all I need to hear.

1887
01:14:52,327 --> 01:14:53,160
Kill them!

1888
01:14:55,450 --> 01:15:00,450
Who the fuck are you?

1889
01:15:00,810 --> 01:15:02,227
What is going on?

1890
01:15:03,086 --> 01:15:05,003
Just grab it and shoot!

1891
01:15:11,770 --> 01:15:12,603
Wash?

1892
01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:25,250
You think you're fast?

1893
01:15:29,306 --> 01:15:32,670
AH, what the fuck?

1894
01:15:32,670 --> 01:15:34,200
- Faster than you.

1895
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,310
- Let's change that!

1896
01:15:36,287 --> 01:15:38,370
(shouts)

1897
01:15:41,543 --> 01:15:42,376
Locus!

1898
01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:46,548
Stay close!

1899
01:15:46,548 --> 01:15:47,465
Wait! Stop!

1900
01:15:56,644 --> 01:15:57,727
Call Control.

1901
01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:04,040
Uh, what just happened
and why did it hurt?

1902
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,226
- Where am I?
- I think my insides were

1903
01:16:05,226 --> 01:16:06,284
just outside.

1904
01:16:06,284 --> 01:16:08,360
- Is everyone okay?

1905
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,193
- You know,

1906
01:16:11,633 --> 01:16:15,189
I never thought I'd be so
glad to see you idiots again.

1907
01:16:15,189 --> 01:16:17,090
- Carolina?

1908
01:16:17,090 --> 01:16:18,123
- That's not all!

1909
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,093
Miss me, assholes?

1910
01:16:22,260 --> 01:16:23,093
You fuck!

1911
01:16:26,030 --> 01:16:29,000
Huh. Wasn't expecting that.

1912
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,816
(electronic beeping)

1913
01:16:42,091 --> 01:16:45,174
(electronic beeping)

1914
01:16:48,898 --> 01:16:51,565
(alarm beeping)

1915
01:17:10,354 --> 01:17:13,021
(alarm beeping)

1916
01:17:18,085 --> 01:17:19,070
(man yelping)

1917
01:17:19,070 --> 01:17:21,690
- [Harv] Come in security,
this is headquarters.

1918
01:17:21,690 --> 01:17:22,860
- Jesus.

1919
01:17:22,860 --> 01:17:24,003
Yeah, copy HQ.

1920
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,160
You scared the crap out of me, Harv.

1921
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,430
- Sorry, Sam.

1922
01:17:28,430 --> 01:17:29,587
Hey, meant to tell you,

1923
01:17:29,587 --> 01:17:31,280
got a maintenance ticket for your console.

1924
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,310
Daysha says it's throwing up warnings.

1925
01:17:33,310 --> 01:17:34,750
- Yeah, okay.

1926
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,390
Motion sensor says there's
movement in the room,

1927
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:38,440
but there's nothing here.

1928
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:39,730
- [Harv] Ah, It's probably it, then.

1929
01:17:39,730 --> 01:17:42,421
You know, a bad indicator or something.

1930
01:17:42,421 --> 01:17:43,650
Or maybe it's that super soldier

1931
01:17:43,650 --> 01:17:45,210
right behind you who's
about to knock you out.

1932
01:17:45,210 --> 01:17:46,817
- Haha, yeah.

1933
01:17:46,817 --> 01:17:47,650
What?

1934
01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:50,973
- [Epsilon] Probably that last one.

1935
01:17:50,973 --> 01:17:52,030
Just a guess.

1936
01:17:52,030 --> 01:17:52,880
Sleep tight, Sam.

1937
01:17:54,850 --> 01:17:56,900
You set off the motion sensor, Carolina?

1938
01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:58,100
That's amateur hour.

1939
01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,750
- You're supposed to
disable the motion sensors.

1940
01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:02,000
- [Epsilon] Well, I couldn't do that

1941
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,110
until I got in the room.

1942
01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:04,490
- And I couldn't get you into the room

1943
01:18:04,490 --> 01:18:06,638
without setting off the motion sensor.

1944
01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:08,034
- [Epsilon] Well you could.

1945
01:18:08,034 --> 01:18:08,890
You just didn't.

1946
01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:10,600
- Can we just get into the database?

1947
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,170
I need the files.

1948
01:18:12,170 --> 01:18:13,083
- Already in.

1949
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:14,813
Give me a drive.

1950
01:18:15,710 --> 01:18:16,930
- [Carolina] How long to decrypt it?

1951
01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:18,150
- Oh, please.

1952
01:18:18,150 --> 01:18:18,990
Already done.

1953
01:18:18,990 --> 01:18:19,823
- Already?

1954
01:18:19,823 --> 01:18:23,420
- It's a three tier lockdown
with a 2056 bit encryption key.

1955
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,780
It ain't rocket science.

1956
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:25,940
- You're getting faster.

1957
01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:27,870
- Well, that sounded like a compliment.

1958
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:28,840
I will take it.

1959
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:29,930
- How long to transfer?

1960
01:18:29,930 --> 01:18:31,060
- About 45 seconds.

1961
01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:33,030
- And you can't make that go any quicker?

1962
01:18:33,030 --> 01:18:34,610
- Well, that's the
limitation of physical media.

1963
01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:35,600
Don't even get me started on that.

1964
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,850
Besides, that should give you enough time

1965
01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,230
to deal with the three security personnel

1966
01:18:38,230 --> 01:18:39,840
who are about to come through the door.

1967
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:40,673
- Which door?

1968
01:18:40,673 --> 01:18:41,670
- [Epsilon] There's only one door.

1969
01:18:41,670 --> 01:18:43,070
They just set a breaching
charge, by the way.

1970
01:18:43,070 --> 01:18:44,162
- What?

1971
01:18:44,162 --> 01:18:44,995
- Detonates in three.

1972
01:18:44,995 --> 01:18:45,828
- Why didn't you tell me?

1973
01:18:45,828 --> 01:18:46,661
- Two.

1974
01:18:46,661 --> 01:18:47,494
I just did.

1975
01:18:47,494 --> 01:18:48,327
- Epsilon!

1976
01:18:48,327 --> 01:18:49,533
- One, oh, you'll be fine.

1977
01:18:50,765 --> 01:18:53,598
(charge explodes)

1978
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,770
If 45 seconds was a long
time to you, Carolina,

1979
01:19:07,770 --> 01:19:09,023
imagine what it is to me.

1980
01:19:09,890 --> 01:19:11,380
All right.

1981
01:19:11,380 --> 01:19:12,430
What do we have here?

1982
01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,770
Well, you boys look well armed.

1983
01:19:17,770 --> 01:19:19,370
All this for just one girl, huh?

1984
01:19:20,301 --> 01:19:21,700
(electronic beeping)

1985
01:19:21,700 --> 01:19:22,533
Really?

1986
01:19:22,533 --> 01:19:24,230
Model 44s?

1987
01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:25,760
Hey, D,

1988
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,240
isn't there a high jam
probability on those things?

1989
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,460
- The Charon Model 44
sidearm does not jam.

1990
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:32,760
You're thinking of the 42.

1991
01:19:34,893 --> 01:19:38,143
(high pitched ringing)

1992
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,070
- You mean we're thinking of it.

1993
01:19:45,070 --> 01:19:46,860
- Technically only you are thinking it.

1994
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:49,060
I am just a memory of Delta.

1995
01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:51,830
- Well, I like have
someone to talk to you.

1996
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,798
I get lonely sometimes.

1997
01:19:53,798 --> 01:19:55,480
- May I suggest buying a dog?

1998
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,340
- Yeah, I'll consider it.

1999
01:19:57,340 --> 01:19:58,400
- We're getting a dog?

2000
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,457
- No, Theta.

2001
01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:00,290
- Aww.

2002
01:20:00,290 --> 01:20:03,410
- The Model 44 does use
computer assisted aiming.

2003
01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:04,470
You overload the processor

2004
01:20:04,470 --> 01:20:07,530
and reduce accuracy by as much as 45%.

2005
01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:08,363
- Sounds good.

2006
01:20:08,363 --> 01:20:09,340
Put the twins on it.

2007
01:20:11,155 --> 01:20:13,507
(electricity buzzes)

2008
01:20:13,507 --> 01:20:15,940
(electronic beeping)

2009
01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:17,790
- All right, let's account
for that in trajectories.

2010
01:20:17,790 --> 01:20:19,910
- Are you talking to me or to Delta?

2011
01:20:19,910 --> 01:20:22,244
- He's talking to all of us, Theta.

2012
01:20:22,244 --> 01:20:23,793
- I'm just thinking out loud, guys.

2013
01:20:26,270 --> 01:20:28,883
All right, no, that's
good, but we can do better.

2014
01:20:31,102 --> 01:20:34,185
(electronic beeping)

2015
01:20:35,190 --> 01:20:36,023
- Oh, oh, look at this!

2016
01:20:36,023 --> 01:20:38,200
You can use the door as a shield.

2017
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,250
- Hey, thanks, buddy.

2018
01:20:40,638 --> 01:20:42,686
(clanking)

2019
01:20:42,686 --> 01:20:45,003
(electronic beeping)

2020
01:20:45,003 --> 01:20:45,940
Yeah, that's better.

2021
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,980
- Still, blood loss would be-

2022
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:49,300
- I'm not done yet, Delta.

2023
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:50,760
Just give me a second, okay?

2024
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,320
- A second is a long time for someone

2025
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,834
in our time base, Church.

2026
01:20:53,834 --> 01:20:57,189
- Just everybody stop talking
to me at once, please.

2027
01:20:57,189 --> 01:20:58,320
- Are you getting angry, Epsilon?

2028
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,877
- No, I'm fine.

2029
01:20:59,877 --> 01:21:00,710
Beat it.

2030
01:21:00,710 --> 01:21:02,261
- [Omega] I'm here if you need me.

2031
01:21:02,261 --> 01:21:03,680
- He's scary.

2032
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,950
- Hey, he can't do anything
as long as we ignore him.

2033
01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:08,690
Okay, kiddo?

2034
01:21:08,690 --> 01:21:10,940
- Might I suggest
prepping her healing unit?

2035
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:13,050
- Nope, I'm gonna need
the power for her escape.

2036
01:21:13,050 --> 01:21:15,100
- Assume you make it that far.

2037
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:18,030
- D, you are killing
me with the negativity.

2038
01:21:18,030 --> 01:21:18,920
Why don't you help me out

2039
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:20,870
and give me a bio scan of these losers?

2040
01:21:21,935 --> 01:21:24,310
- This one has recently had knee surgery.

2041
01:21:24,310 --> 01:21:25,143
- Thank you.

2042
01:21:25,143 --> 01:21:27,320
Okay, let's pull the bolts
on my maintenance hatch,

2043
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,580
give him a little bit of a stumble.

2044
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:30,520
- First shot fired.

2045
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,930
- All right, let's wrap this up.

2046
01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:32,763
Gamma, where are we at?

2047
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:34,900
- Files still transferring.

2048
01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:37,240
- Okay, Carolina, how's your aim?

2049
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:39,150
- She hasn't been sleeping well.

2050
01:21:39,150 --> 01:21:42,400
- She's been having bad
dreams about the bad guy.

2051
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,620
- No, Theta, she's fine.

2052
01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:45,444
Don't worry about it.

2053
01:21:45,444 --> 01:21:46,650
(electronic beeping)

2054
01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:49,430
Delta, she's fine.

2055
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:51,220
- This isn't very scientific.

2056
01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:54,290
- Well, sometimes you just
have to operate on faith.

2057
01:21:54,290 --> 01:21:55,387
- That seems unwise.

2058
01:21:56,470 --> 01:22:00,100
- Yep, but it is more fun.

2059
01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:01,060
There, that'll do it.

2060
01:22:01,060 --> 01:22:02,670
- She won't like that injury part.

2061
01:22:02,670 --> 01:22:05,290
- She never does, but if she
lives to complain about it,

2062
01:22:05,290 --> 01:22:06,710
she still lives.

2063
01:22:06,710 --> 01:22:07,543
Thanks, guys.

2064
01:22:08,710 --> 01:22:09,933
All right.

2065
01:22:09,933 --> 01:22:11,280
Looks like it's just you and me, sis.

2066
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,980
Transferring analysis to your hud.

2067
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:14,873
Let's do this.

2068
01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:17,291
All right!

2069
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:20,041
(bullets firing)

2070
01:22:21,064 --> 01:22:21,941
(screams)

2071
01:22:21,941 --> 01:22:24,691
(bullets firing)

2072
01:22:29,646 --> 01:22:30,646
- You bitch!

2073
01:22:34,130 --> 01:22:35,510
- Epsilon.

2074
01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:36,343
Church.

2075
01:22:36,343 --> 01:22:37,340
- [Epsilon] Yeah, yeah, I'm here.

2076
01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:39,720
I just lost a few pathways,
but I can still hear you.

2077
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:40,553
How'd you do?

2078
01:22:40,553 --> 01:22:43,200
- Had to improvise at the
end, but you got me started.

2079
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,800
- [Epsilon] Eh, I had faith.

2080
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,270
- Thanks.

2081
01:22:46,270 --> 01:22:47,380
Data's here.

2082
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:50,320
Looks like our little
scavenger hunt just got easier.

2083
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:51,800
You see this?

2084
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,750
- [Epsilon] Yep.

2085
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:53,760
Grab a helmet.

2086
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,410
We'll do some repairs on the way.

2087
01:22:56,590 --> 01:22:57,423
(alarm beeping)

2088
01:22:57,423 --> 01:22:58,850
- [Epsilon] Sorry, there's
nothing I can do about that

2089
01:22:58,850 --> 01:22:59,683
in this state.

2090
01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:00,516
You need to move.

2091
01:23:00,516 --> 01:23:01,349
- Already gone.

2092
01:23:02,835 --> 01:23:05,690
(alarm beeping)

2093
01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:06,960
Apparently our friends in black

2094
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:09,360
aren't just focused on armor enhancements.

2095
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:10,800
These weapons are more advanced

2096
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:13,060
than anything we've encountered.

2097
01:23:13,060 --> 01:23:15,070
How are they funding all this?

2098
01:23:15,070 --> 01:23:17,430
- Well, speak of the devil

2099
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,570
and he shall appear.

2100
01:23:19,570 --> 01:23:20,880
- [Carolina] Another message from Control?

2101
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:21,720
- Yep.

2102
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,080
I picked out a clip you
might find interesting.

2103
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,550
- [Control] What did we lose?

2104
01:23:25,550 --> 01:23:29,450
- The healing unit as well as
several miscellaneous files.

2105
01:23:29,450 --> 01:23:31,410
- Sounds like last week's
raid made the headlines.

2106
01:23:31,410 --> 01:23:32,330
- Keep listening.

2107
01:23:32,330 --> 01:23:34,000
There's something you need to hear.

2108
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,267
- [Control] This is unacceptable, Locus.

2109
01:23:35,267 --> 01:23:37,210
I thought you told me you only worked

2110
01:23:37,210 --> 01:23:38,720
with reliable partners.

2111
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,340
- I do.

2112
01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:42,140
The individual in charge of that outpost

2113
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:44,060
has been eliminated.

2114
01:23:44,060 --> 01:23:46,190
I saw to the matter personally.

2115
01:23:46,190 --> 01:23:47,700
- [Control] I'm not paying to put bullets

2116
01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:49,500
through the heads of space pirates.

2117
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:53,280
I'm paying you to ensure the
acquisition of my property.

2118
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:57,111
And when I lose my property,
you lose your payment.

2119
01:23:57,111 --> 01:24:00,090
- If I could interject for a second,

2120
01:24:00,090 --> 01:24:01,950
you're not just paying us to collect

2121
01:24:01,950 --> 01:24:03,900
that freelancer tech from the crash.

2122
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,980
- Wait, who is that?

2123
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:06,813
- [Control] Felix.

2124
01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:08,680
Straying away from the New Republic

2125
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:10,810
to join the conversation for once.

2126
01:24:10,810 --> 01:24:12,360
To what do we owe the pleasure?

2127
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,160
- Those sim troopers you dumped on us

2128
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,650
are proving to be more of
a handful than an asset.

2129
01:24:16,650 --> 01:24:18,070
If they find where we're keeping Wash

2130
01:24:18,070 --> 01:24:19,810
and if Kimball thinks they're ready,

2131
01:24:19,810 --> 01:24:20,920
I'm not gonna be able to stop them

2132
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,420
from searching for their leaders.

2133
01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,910
And if they find their leaders,

2134
01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:28,650
this whole civil war charade's
gonna fall apart real quick.

2135
01:24:28,650 --> 01:24:29,483
- What?

2136
01:24:29,483 --> 01:24:32,540
- [Control] I can assure you,
they will never be ready.

2137
01:24:32,540 --> 01:24:36,260
- That's what I said, but
my partner isn't convinced.

2138
01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:37,340
- [Control] We will continue to move

2139
01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:39,559
Agent Washington's group sporadically-

2140
01:24:39,559 --> 01:24:40,770
- Sir.

2141
01:24:40,770 --> 01:24:42,923
What if they do manage to make contact?

2142
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,400
- [Control] This inquisitive behavior

2143
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,283
does not suit you, Locus.

2144
01:24:48,270 --> 01:24:52,303
If the Reds and Blues manage
to reunite, kill them.

2145
01:24:53,670 --> 01:24:55,733
- Carolina, we have to go back.

2146
01:24:55,733 --> 01:24:58,200
- What the hell is
going on on this planet?

2147
01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,990
- We can figure that out along the way.

2148
01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:02,080
Right now, we just need
to get back to the guys.

2149
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,610
If Control has infiltrated
both sides of this war-

2150
01:25:04,610 --> 01:25:05,860
- I know.

2151
01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:07,590
Recovering equipment can wait.

2152
01:25:07,590 --> 01:25:09,980
- Actually, there's one more
thing I want to pick up.

2153
01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:10,813
- What?

2154
01:25:10,813 --> 01:25:13,251
- We're a long way from the guys.

2155
01:25:13,251 --> 01:25:14,751
So what we need is a shortcut.

2156
01:25:18,307 --> 01:25:21,180
(soft music)

2157
01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:22,090
- How bad is it?

2158
01:25:22,090 --> 01:25:24,600
- Well, fortunately missed
your femoral artery.

2159
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,614
- That's good.

2160
01:25:25,614 --> 01:25:28,040
- No, sweetie, you had
a knife inside of you.

2161
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,950
That's the opposite of good.

2162
01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:32,030
- Call me sweetie again,

2163
01:25:32,030 --> 01:25:34,580
and there'll be a knife inside of you.

2164
01:25:34,580 --> 01:25:36,510
- Ooh, you're hostile.

2165
01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:38,260
I'd love to psychoanalyze you.

2166
01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:39,820
- The leg, please.

2167
01:25:39,820 --> 01:25:40,880
- Ooh, yes.

2168
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,360
Be sure not to put any unnatural
strain on those muscles.

2169
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,322
If you reopen the wound,
it won't be pretty.

2170
01:25:46,322 --> 01:25:47,255
- Great.

2171
01:25:47,255 --> 01:25:48,200
Hey, what do you know, Carolina?

2172
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:50,200
Taken out by an oversized steak knife.

2173
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:53,160
- Well maybe if someone had remembered

2174
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:54,830
to account for hidden blades.

2175
01:25:54,830 --> 01:25:56,870
- Hey, I'm an AI, I'm not a babysitter.

2176
01:25:56,870 --> 01:26:00,520
- So there's a tiny ghost man here.

2177
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,180
Anybody care to introduce me?

2178
01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:03,250
- Ah, that's Church.

2179
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,277
Yeah, he had to leave for a while,

2180
01:26:04,277 --> 01:26:05,940
but I knew he would come back.

2181
01:26:05,940 --> 01:26:06,773
- Bullshit.

2182
01:26:06,773 --> 01:26:08,031
You were totally depressed.

2183
01:26:08,031 --> 01:26:09,190
- What?

2184
01:26:09,190 --> 01:26:10,170
No!

2185
01:26:10,170 --> 01:26:11,300
No, Tucker.

2186
01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:12,960
You're not remembering that right.

2187
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,990
No, I would not do something like that.

2188
01:26:14,990 --> 01:26:16,210
I would not spiral downward

2189
01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:17,270
into an emotional state of depression

2190
01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:18,516
and try to fill it with the remains

2191
01:26:18,516 --> 01:26:21,267
of a mechanical pet just
because I miss Church.

2192
01:26:21,267 --> 01:26:22,310
Stupid Tucker.

2193
01:26:22,310 --> 01:26:24,580
- Oh, forget you.

2194
01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:25,830
I'm gonna analyze him.

2195
01:26:25,830 --> 01:26:27,740
- Dr. Grey, this is Agent Carolina.

2196
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:30,250
She and I were operatives
for Project Freelancer.

2197
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:33,120
As for Church, he's an
artificial intelligence fragment

2198
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:35,840
from the same organization,
codename Epsilon.

2199
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,190
And to make a long story short,

2200
01:26:37,190 --> 01:26:39,250
he kind of used to be
the leader of Blue Team

2201
01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:40,083
before I showed up.

2202
01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:41,370
- You tried to murder us.

2203
01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,620
- That was a misunderstanding.

2204
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:44,640
- I know, I'm just saying don't
gloss over the good parts.

2205
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,901
- At least he didn't abandon us.

2206
01:26:46,901 --> 01:26:50,040
- Psychoanalyses for everyone.

2207
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,630
- Oh, boy, can I go first?

2208
01:26:51,630 --> 01:26:53,923
I have got a lot of
things crammed inside me.

2209
01:26:53,923 --> 01:26:55,300
- Now, hold up just a second.

2210
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:58,470
I want to know what in the
name of Benedict Arnold Palmer

2211
01:26:58,470 --> 01:26:59,840
is going on around here.

2212
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,360
We've been tricked,
we've been back-stabbed,

2213
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,430
and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

2214
01:27:05,430 --> 01:27:07,580
- Yeah, and whenever that
shit starts happening,

2215
01:27:07,580 --> 01:27:08,920
it typically means you Freelancers

2216
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:10,080
had something to do with it.

2217
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:12,270
- Project Freelancer is gone.

2218
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:13,607
We all saw to that.

2219
01:27:13,607 --> 01:27:15,890
- "Colorful Space
Marines Stop Corruption."

2220
01:27:15,890 --> 01:27:18,010
That was the news article
Locus brought General Doyle

2221
01:27:18,010 --> 01:27:19,790
when he suggested we find you.

2222
01:27:19,790 --> 01:27:20,623
I always thought the title

2223
01:27:20,623 --> 01:27:22,010
was meant to describe your appearances,

2224
01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:25,000
but now I think I get what
the writer was going for.

2225
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,950
- What I'm saying is
that Project Freelancer

2226
01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:29,080
isn't behind any of this.

2227
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,100
This is something else.

2228
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:32,470
- Hmm, the plot thickens.

2229
01:27:32,470 --> 01:27:34,370
- Look, man, after we crashed,

2230
01:27:34,370 --> 01:27:35,940
Carolina picked up a transmission.

2231
01:27:35,940 --> 01:27:37,620
A couple of assholes were talking about

2232
01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:40,470
selling cloaking equipment to
another couple of assholes.

2233
01:27:40,470 --> 01:27:42,160
There was no way we were
gonna let that slide,

2234
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:45,140
so she decided to leave,
I decided to go with her.

2235
01:27:45,140 --> 01:27:46,770
We figured you guys would be fine, okay?

2236
01:27:46,770 --> 01:27:47,870
- Oh yeah, totally.

2237
01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:49,380
We were totally fine.

2238
01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,890
Just doing our thing, hanging out,

2239
01:27:50,890 --> 01:27:53,750
drinking margaritas, getting
captured by evil mercenaries.

2240
01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:55,010
Great time.

2241
01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:57,887
- Oh, man, Tucker, I am so sorry.

2242
01:27:57,887 --> 01:28:00,370
I mean it, my sincerest apologies.

2243
01:28:00,370 --> 01:28:02,760
I had no idea that you had turned into

2244
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:04,601
such a whiny bitch while I was gone.

2245
01:28:04,601 --> 01:28:05,780
(gun fires)

2246
01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:09,135
And you still haven't grasped
the concept of a hologram.

2247
01:28:09,135 --> 01:28:10,210
Man, you're just having a
really tough time today,

2248
01:28:10,210 --> 01:28:11,230
aren't you, buddy?

2249
01:28:11,230 --> 01:28:13,169
- Man, I thought we had issues.

2250
01:28:13,169 --> 01:28:16,291
- Heh, this is better than
any daytime television drama,

2251
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:17,760
and that's some quality programming.

2252
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,230
- Maybe Church will turn out to be

2253
01:28:19,230 --> 01:28:21,490
someone's long lost brother.

2254
01:28:21,490 --> 01:28:23,910
- I think we've had enough
plot twists for one lifetime.

2255
01:28:23,910 --> 01:28:26,650
- And his real name is Horatio.

2256
01:28:26,650 --> 01:28:27,483
- I'd watch it.

2257
01:28:27,483 --> 01:28:28,590
- All right, enough.

2258
01:28:28,590 --> 01:28:30,640
Tucker, there's no way they could've known

2259
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:31,680
all this would happen.

2260
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,330
Right now, we need to focus
on the bigger issues at hand,

2261
01:28:34,330 --> 01:28:36,180
even if Epsilon is being a prick.

2262
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,870
- Oh, don't you start too.

2263
01:28:37,870 --> 01:28:40,220
- We started investigating,

2264
01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:42,380
and it didn't take long for us to realize

2265
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:45,720
that something was very
wrong with this planet.

2266
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:49,380
Abandoned cities, soldiers everywhere.

2267
01:28:49,380 --> 01:28:50,500
We kept to the shadows

2268
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:53,090
and gathered as much intel as we could.

2269
01:28:53,090 --> 01:28:55,940
And what we found was worse
than I had anticipated.

2270
01:28:55,940 --> 01:28:56,880
- How so?

2271
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:00,830
- This third faction on
Chorus, these space pirates,

2272
01:29:00,830 --> 01:29:03,360
have managed to acquire
Freelancer equipment

2273
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,370
and are manufacturing more
advanced versions of it

2274
01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:08,350
on a mass scale.

2275
01:29:08,350 --> 01:29:11,850
Versions that don't require
the assistance of an AI.

2276
01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:13,010
- But how is that possible?

2277
01:29:13,010 --> 01:29:14,760
I thought the UNSC confiscated everything

2278
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,350
Project Freelancer ever created.

2279
01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:17,720
- They did.

2280
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:20,370
But then they put those
creations on a ship

2281
01:29:20,370 --> 01:29:21,910
and that ship crashed here.

2282
01:29:21,910 --> 01:29:23,290
- Wait, what?

2283
01:29:23,290 --> 01:29:25,500
- Guys, don't you think
it's a little weird

2284
01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,830
that our transport vessel

2285
01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:30,520
also happened to be carrying
tons of weapons and vehicles,

2286
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:33,420
and that it just so
happened to magically crash

2287
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,420
on a planet in need of
those kinds of things?

2288
01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:37,330
- What exactly are you suggesting?

2289
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:40,393
- Someone wanted our ship to crash.

2290
01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:46,350
- So what you're saying is
there's no way any of us

2291
01:29:46,350 --> 01:29:48,630
could be responsible for the crash.

2292
01:29:48,630 --> 01:29:50,413
- I, well-

2293
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:52,770
Yes.

2294
01:29:52,770 --> 01:29:53,823
Why do you ask?

2295
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:59,098
- Sir, this area is reserved
for authorized personnel only.

2296
01:29:59,098 --> 01:29:59,960
What were you doing in there?

2297
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,560
- Oh, sorry, I just noticed you guys

2298
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:03,470
were using a really outdated web browser.

2299
01:30:03,470 --> 01:30:04,950
I went ahead and updated it for you.

2300
01:30:04,950 --> 01:30:06,580
Now it's the one NASA uses.

2301
01:30:06,580 --> 01:30:07,413
No need to thank me.

2302
01:30:07,413 --> 01:30:09,540
- Those are the ship's navigation systems.

2303
01:30:09,540 --> 01:30:11,030
You can't just update that stuff.

2304
01:30:11,030 --> 01:30:11,910
- Tell me about it.

2305
01:30:11,910 --> 01:30:13,050
Once I started with the browser,

2306
01:30:13,050 --> 01:30:15,597
I couldn't stop myself from
changing the graphics card too.

2307
01:30:15,597 --> 01:30:16,430
- You what?

2308
01:30:16,430 --> 01:30:17,960
- And the motherboard and the fan,

2309
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:19,670
and oh, hey, by the way,
I'm glad you're here.

2310
01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:21,905
How do you feel about
acrylic window panels?

2311
01:30:21,905 --> 01:30:22,738
- I-

2312
01:30:22,738 --> 01:30:23,814
- The answer is you love them.

2313
01:30:23,814 --> 01:30:25,543
(alarm blares)

2314
01:30:25,543 --> 01:30:26,620
- [All] No reason.

2315
01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:28,270
- Ugh, you guys are missing the point.

2316
01:30:28,270 --> 01:30:30,770
Someone managed to ensure
that Freelancer equipment

2317
01:30:30,770 --> 01:30:32,670
made it right here,

2318
01:30:32,670 --> 01:30:35,010
to this tiny rock in the middle of space.

2319
01:30:35,010 --> 01:30:38,250
These guys aren't just some
asshole raiders and mercenaries.

2320
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:40,790
They're organized and they've
managed to work their way

2321
01:30:40,790 --> 01:30:42,570
into our own forces.

2322
01:30:42,570 --> 01:30:45,170
- In short, we have no
idea who we can trust

2323
01:30:45,170 --> 01:30:47,410
until we find the people
behind all of this.

2324
01:30:47,410 --> 01:30:48,360
- Okay, hold up.

2325
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,119
Aren't we all forgetting something here?

2326
01:30:50,119 --> 01:30:50,952
- Ah!

2327
01:30:50,952 --> 01:30:52,220
Yesterday was Mother's Day.

2328
01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:53,340
- There are two armies that are ready

2329
01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:55,840
to blow each other's brains
out thanks to Locus and Felix.

2330
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:57,580
We've got to tell them they're being used.

2331
01:30:57,580 --> 01:31:00,640
- That's not going to be easy.

2332
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:01,473
- What do you mean?

2333
01:31:01,473 --> 01:31:03,050
You've got those teleporter cubes.

2334
01:31:03,050 --> 01:31:04,250
That's how we got here, right?

2335
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,350
Let's just zap ourselves
over to the New Republic.

2336
01:31:06,350 --> 01:31:08,860
- Tucker, we've only got a
few of those things left,

2337
01:31:08,860 --> 01:31:10,510
they're kind of tricky to use,

2338
01:31:10,510 --> 01:31:12,480
they put an enormous
strain on a physical body,

2339
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,920
which by the way, all of you have.

2340
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,500
That's not even the main problem, though.

2341
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,970
- Those two mercenaries are thorough.

2342
01:31:18,970 --> 01:31:21,240
They've got some sort
of radio jammer setup

2343
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:24,300
that only allow broadcasting
on certain frequencies,

2344
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:27,140
and they monitor all other open channels.

2345
01:31:27,140 --> 01:31:29,130
We tried to contact you when we overheard

2346
01:31:29,130 --> 01:31:32,180
your radio transmission to
Donut from the crash site.

2347
01:31:32,180 --> 01:31:35,790
Not only did we fail, but
Locus managed to trace the call

2348
01:31:35,790 --> 01:31:37,310
back to this hideout.

2349
01:31:37,310 --> 01:31:38,540
We were lucky he missed us,

2350
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,860
and I doubt we'll have
luck on our side again.

2351
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:42,340
- Yeah, and if they've gone
through all the trouble

2352
01:31:42,340 --> 01:31:43,760
just to keep their radios quiet,

2353
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,520
I can guarantee you they're
not gonna let you guys

2354
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:47,310
within a mile of Doyle or Kimball.

2355
01:31:47,310 --> 01:31:48,820
If they're not already by their side,

2356
01:31:48,820 --> 01:31:50,900
then their cloaked space
buddies definitely are.

2357
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,830
- We need more intel.

2358
01:31:52,830 --> 01:31:54,590
We need the upper hand on these guys

2359
01:31:54,590 --> 01:31:57,420
before we can even think
about taking them on again.

2360
01:31:57,420 --> 01:32:00,000
And to make matters worse,
we don't have much time.

2361
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,230
- What makes you say that?

2362
01:32:01,230 --> 01:32:02,530
- We've managed to eavesdrop

2363
01:32:02,530 --> 01:32:04,840
on a few conversations
between the mercenaries

2364
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:07,960
and someone calling themselves Control.

2365
01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:12,040
They've got plans and protocols
for just about everything.

2366
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:14,320
And I'm willing to bet
they've got one for this.

2367
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,290
- Meaning?

2368
01:32:15,290 --> 01:32:16,260
- Look at it this way.

2369
01:32:16,260 --> 01:32:19,440
11 people on this planet
know what's really going on,

2370
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:22,290
and until those 11 people
are tracked down and killed,

2371
01:32:22,290 --> 01:32:24,060
I'm talking about you guys, by the way,

2372
01:32:24,060 --> 01:32:26,810
there's really only one thing
the space pirates can do,

2373
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,710
and that's to finish what they started.

2374
01:32:35,227 --> 01:32:37,370
- Oh, oh, wonderful.

2375
01:32:37,370 --> 01:32:40,240
Duped by a freelancer posing
as one of our own men.

2376
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:43,099
Can you taste irony in that?

2377
01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:44,700
- If you would have kept
your ego under control,

2378
01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:45,860
they'd be dead by now.

2379
01:32:45,860 --> 01:32:47,540
- Okay, no we don't have the facts

2380
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:48,420
to prove that, all right?

2381
01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:50,790
So let's not, you know,
start throwing blame around

2382
01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:51,900
or anything, okay?

2383
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:53,750
Please, thank you, you're welcome.

2384
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,950
- Stop talking.

2385
01:32:55,950 --> 01:32:57,610
- [Control] Gentlemen.

2386
01:32:57,610 --> 01:32:59,727
Though I'm inclined to
further chastise you

2387
01:32:59,727 --> 01:33:01,680
for your most recent failure,

2388
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,830
I suggest we focus on
the opportunity at hand.

2389
01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:07,350
- And exactly which opportunity is that?

2390
01:33:07,350 --> 01:33:09,594
- [Control] The Reds
and Blues are missing.

2391
01:33:09,594 --> 01:33:12,440
- It won't be long before
my scout team finds them.

2392
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:13,550
- [Control] Perhaps.

2393
01:33:13,550 --> 01:33:15,720
But all that truly matters is that you

2394
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,870
prevent them from making
contact with their armies.

2395
01:33:18,870 --> 01:33:21,700
- We've got snipers shadowing
the generals as we speak.

2396
01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:22,930
- [Control] Marvelous.

2397
01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:26,240
Then you are to transport
back to your respective armies

2398
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,440
and report the deaths
of the Reds and Blues.

2399
01:33:30,540 --> 01:33:32,140
They will become the martyrs needed

2400
01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:36,423
to push these people towards
one final confrontation.

2401
01:33:37,780 --> 01:33:39,343
Do I make myself clear?

2402
01:33:41,003 --> 01:33:43,335
- [Felix] Crystal.

2403
01:33:43,335 --> 01:33:45,752
(soft music)

2404
01:33:47,777 --> 01:33:51,310
- Grif, we just want to look at it.

2405
01:33:51,310 --> 01:33:53,660
- That's what the UNSC guy
said about the Grif Shot,

2406
01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:54,960
and I never saw it again.

2407
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:56,060
- The what?

2408
01:33:56,060 --> 01:33:56,893
- Meta's weapon.

2409
01:33:56,893 --> 01:33:59,740
Grif kept it as a trophy
until UNSC confiscated it.

2410
01:33:59,740 --> 01:34:01,560
- Until then, I thought I was the only one

2411
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,628
man enough around here to
cry, but Grif proved me wrong.

2412
01:34:04,628 --> 01:34:06,450
- It had sentimental value.

2413
01:34:06,450 --> 01:34:08,277
- Damn it, Grif, hand over
that laser this instant.

2414
01:34:08,277 --> 01:34:10,148
- You can't tell me what to do.

2415
01:34:10,148 --> 01:34:11,108
I outrank you, again.

2416
01:34:11,108 --> 01:34:13,066
- What the- (splutters)

2417
01:34:13,066 --> 01:34:15,857
Let's see you outrank
the end of my shotgun.

2418
01:34:15,857 --> 01:34:16,740
- Uh, gun?

2419
01:34:16,740 --> 01:34:18,260
Fucking space laser, bitch.

2420
01:34:18,260 --> 01:34:20,170
- Yeah, this is taking forever.

2421
01:34:20,170 --> 01:34:21,425
- Hey, hey wait a minute.

2422
01:34:21,425 --> 01:34:22,480
(spluttering)

2423
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:23,313
- Woo.

2424
01:34:23,313 --> 01:34:26,060
Oh, okay, all right, yeah, here you go.

2425
01:34:26,060 --> 01:34:27,040
- Thanks.

2426
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:30,551
Ugh, why is this so greasy?

2427
01:34:30,551 --> 01:34:31,384
- You think that's bad?

2428
01:34:31,384 --> 01:34:32,970
Imagine how I feel right now.

2429
01:34:32,970 --> 01:34:33,930
Being inside of his body

2430
01:34:33,930 --> 01:34:36,055
is like trying to breathe
through a trash can.

2431
01:34:36,055 --> 01:34:36,888
(spluttering)

2432
01:34:36,888 --> 01:34:38,610
- God damn it, I hate that.

2433
01:34:38,610 --> 01:34:39,460
- Fascinating!

2434
01:34:39,460 --> 01:34:42,390
An AI with the ability to
jump from soldier to soldier.

2435
01:34:42,390 --> 01:34:44,710
Tell me, does he travel
via your neural implants

2436
01:34:44,710 --> 01:34:46,200
or is it something more subtle?

2437
01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:47,070
- Implants.

2438
01:34:47,070 --> 01:34:48,820
All Freelancer personnel have them.

2439
01:34:48,820 --> 01:34:50,330
- I thought only the Alpha could do that.

2440
01:34:50,330 --> 01:34:52,030
- Yeah, just another trick I picked up

2441
01:34:52,030 --> 01:34:54,170
from one of my old memory buddies.

2442
01:34:54,170 --> 01:34:56,050
God, it gives me a headache, though.

2443
01:34:56,050 --> 01:34:58,060
- Come on, let's dismantle this thing

2444
01:34:58,060 --> 01:34:59,180
and see what we can learn.

2445
01:34:59,180 --> 01:35:00,013
- Hey look, but-

2446
01:35:00,013 --> 01:35:03,153
- When we're done, you can
have it back in one piece.

2447
01:35:04,070 --> 01:35:05,450
Probably.

2448
01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:07,130
- Ooh, ooh, you mind if I tag along?

2449
01:35:07,130 --> 01:35:10,520
- Yeah, advanced weaponry
is my fifth favorite hobby,

2450
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:12,320
right behind destroying my enemies

2451
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,280
but just ahead of karaoke.

2452
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:16,070
- No, thanks.

2453
01:35:16,070 --> 01:35:18,470
I think Epsilon and I have it handled.

2454
01:35:18,470 --> 01:35:21,150
Why don't you catch up for a while?

2455
01:35:21,150 --> 01:35:22,650
You've all been through a lot.

2456
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:25,050
- Yeah, I'd stick around for the reunion,

2457
01:35:25,050 --> 01:35:27,100
but some of you guys still
seem pretty pissed at me,

2458
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:29,683
so I'm just gonna wait for that to settle.

2459
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,760
- So, how have you guys been?

2460
01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:35,593
- Shut up.

2461
01:35:35,593 --> 01:35:37,100
- Same old, same old, huh?

2462
01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:38,590
That's cool.

2463
01:35:38,590 --> 01:35:40,580
- Well, I don't want to intrude

2464
01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:42,690
on such a sweet moment of reconnection.

2465
01:35:42,690 --> 01:35:43,750
- Fine with me.

2466
01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:44,770
- I was being polite.

2467
01:35:44,770 --> 01:35:47,030
I'm actually far more interested
in foregin technology.

2468
01:35:47,030 --> 01:35:48,090
Bye!

2469
01:35:48,090 --> 01:35:49,253
- Okay, bye!

2470
01:35:50,230 --> 01:35:51,170
She seems nice.

2471
01:35:51,170 --> 01:35:52,003
- Right?

2472
01:35:52,003 --> 01:35:53,890
- I think she has a few screws loose.

2473
01:35:53,890 --> 01:35:55,600
- Oh, I could always
help her out with that.

2474
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:56,582
Bow chicka bow-

2475
01:35:56,582 --> 01:35:57,415
- Wait!

2476
01:35:57,415 --> 01:35:58,350
- Oh, come on, dude, it's been ages.

2477
01:35:58,350 --> 01:35:59,390
- Washington.

2478
01:35:59,390 --> 01:36:00,623
I almost forgot.

2479
01:36:02,309 --> 01:36:04,300
Where's Freckles?

2480
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,253
He probably has some screws loose also.

2481
01:36:07,130 --> 01:36:08,940
- Oh, you know what?

2482
01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:10,283
I think I'm just gonna go take a peek

2483
01:36:10,283 --> 01:36:12,480
at that laser thingy after all.

2484
01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:13,730
I'm just dying to see it.

2485
01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:16,863
I mean, it is just killing me not to-

2486
01:36:17,810 --> 01:36:18,823
Oh.

2487
01:36:20,530 --> 01:36:21,430
Nope.

2488
01:36:21,430 --> 01:36:22,320
Got nothing.

2489
01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:23,976
- Yeah.

2490
01:36:23,976 --> 01:36:26,893
(speaking Spanish)

2491
01:36:28,940 --> 01:36:30,670
- Yeah, this is great.

2492
01:36:30,670 --> 01:36:33,230
Church is back, you're back.

2493
01:36:33,230 --> 01:36:34,820
It's like all of us made it back

2494
01:36:34,820 --> 01:36:37,213
safe and sound in one piece, no problems.

2495
01:36:38,060 --> 01:36:38,893
- Caboose.

2496
01:36:38,893 --> 01:36:40,450
- Alive.

2497
01:36:40,450 --> 01:36:41,283
- Caboose.

2498
01:36:43,510 --> 01:36:46,660
I'm not really sure how to tell you this

2499
01:36:46,660 --> 01:36:48,350
without both confusing you

2500
01:36:48,350 --> 01:36:51,020
and breaking your
disturbingly fragile heart.

2501
01:36:51,020 --> 01:36:52,840
- I am an emotional time bomb!

2502
01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:53,673
- Jesus Christ.

2503
01:36:54,607 --> 01:36:55,690
(clears throat)

2504
01:36:55,690 --> 01:36:56,523
Caboose.

2505
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:01,770
I'm afraid this is all
that's left of Freckles.

2506
01:37:01,770 --> 01:37:04,330
It's his brain, sort of.

2507
01:37:04,330 --> 01:37:05,163
- Freckles?

2508
01:37:06,344 --> 01:37:07,611
You're-

2509
01:37:07,611 --> 01:37:08,444
You're-

2510
01:37:09,457 --> 01:37:12,250
You're so tiny now!

2511
01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:13,083
- Oh, what?

2512
01:37:13,083 --> 01:37:14,590
- It's so good to see you again!

2513
01:37:14,590 --> 01:37:15,690
Who's a good boy?

2514
01:37:15,690 --> 01:37:16,950
Who's a good boy, Freckles?

2515
01:37:16,950 --> 01:37:19,840
- So you're okay, then?

2516
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,900
- Ah, Wash, this is great.

2517
01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:24,140
Now he can fit in my pocket

2518
01:37:24,140 --> 01:37:25,470
and I don't have to worry about him

2519
01:37:25,470 --> 01:37:27,620
trying to kill you anymore.

2520
01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:29,947
- I guess that is sort of better.

2521
01:37:29,947 --> 01:37:32,590
- Thanks for looking after Freckles, Wash.

2522
01:37:32,590 --> 01:37:34,160
I know he can be a handful.

2523
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:35,710
- Literally at this point.

2524
01:37:35,710 --> 01:37:37,330
- All right, let's go
for a walk, Freckles,

2525
01:37:37,330 --> 01:37:40,073
'cause Wash is acting
weird and dramatic again.

2526
01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:43,650
Good to have you back, Agent Washington!

2527
01:37:43,650 --> 01:37:44,483
- Hmm.

2528
01:37:45,630 --> 01:37:46,760
It's good to be back.

2529
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:49,160
- [Grif] Back off lady, or I
will put you in the ground!

2530
01:37:49,160 --> 01:37:50,733
- And the moment's passed.

2531
01:37:52,670 --> 01:37:54,080
- You were about to take it apart.

2532
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:57,040
- What did you think dismantle meant?

2533
01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:59,640
- How did he manage to get the laser back?

2534
01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,230
- He's deceptively heavy.

2535
01:38:01,230 --> 01:38:04,147
(speaking Spanish)

2536
01:38:05,645 --> 01:38:09,753
- Grif, for the last time, put the laser-

2537
01:38:09,753 --> 01:38:12,210
(laser fires)

2538
01:38:12,210 --> 01:38:13,450
- Oh, okay.

2539
01:38:13,450 --> 01:38:15,170
Look, that was an accident.

2540
01:38:15,170 --> 01:38:16,974
- I'm going to break your fingers now.

2541
01:38:16,974 --> 01:38:17,807
(yelps)

2542
01:38:17,807 --> 01:38:19,310
- Excuse me.

2543
01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:21,060
Where did you find that rifle?

2544
01:38:21,060 --> 01:38:22,940
- Hey, I picked it up
after Carolina dropped it

2545
01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:23,890
at the snow base.

2546
01:38:23,890 --> 01:38:26,250
Are you even familiar with the
international dibs protocol?

2547
01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:27,960
- The pirates have been manufacturing

2548
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:30,450
these along with the armor enhancements.

2549
01:38:30,450 --> 01:38:33,020
They've got facilities
scattered around the planet.

2550
01:38:33,020 --> 01:38:34,920
- So then you're sure it's manmade.

2551
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:36,200
- Yeah, positive, why?

2552
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:39,230
- Well, for starters, it
isn't using human technology.

2553
01:38:39,230 --> 01:38:41,910
It just fired some kind
of modified plasma energy.

2554
01:38:41,910 --> 01:38:44,008
Very deadly and pretty.

2555
01:38:44,008 --> 01:38:44,841
- Plasma?

2556
01:38:44,841 --> 01:38:45,890
- Alien energy source.

2557
01:38:45,890 --> 01:38:48,240
I've seen it countless
times on archeological digs.

2558
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:50,120
- Wait, I thought you were a surgeon.

2559
01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:51,760
- I have an IQ of 240.

2560
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:54,090
A prodigy can only cut
people open so many times

2561
01:38:54,090 --> 01:38:55,600
before she needs to find a hobby.

2562
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:57,630
- Jesus, could try cross-stitching?

2563
01:38:57,630 --> 01:39:00,010
- I sew them back up, thank you very much.

2564
01:39:00,010 --> 01:39:02,870
- Hey, I didn't Felix say that
he was paid in alien tech?

2565
01:39:02,870 --> 01:39:04,740
- I believe he said he was paid in babies.

2566
01:39:04,740 --> 01:39:05,573
- The fuck?

2567
01:39:05,573 --> 01:39:06,406
- Don't ask.

2568
01:39:06,406 --> 01:39:08,477
- He was definitely carrying
around an old plasma rifle,

2569
01:39:08,477 --> 01:39:10,280
but I thought he said it was broken.

2570
01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,420
- It's likely it was.

2571
01:39:11,420 --> 01:39:13,900
The Federal Army arranged
a similar deal with Locus.

2572
01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:15,780
They figured trading useless antiques

2573
01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:18,020
for military assistance was a good deal.

2574
01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:21,160
- So the mercs stock
up on alien technology

2575
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:24,000
and hand it over to the pirates
for reverse engineering.

2576
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:27,530
- Giving a new kind of weapon,
half human, half alien.

2577
01:39:27,530 --> 01:39:31,010
- And every single one
of them pointed at us.

2578
01:39:31,010 --> 01:39:32,180
Fantastic.

2579
01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:34,090
- Do you have anything else like this?

2580
01:39:34,090 --> 01:39:35,330
- What about the future cubes?

2581
01:39:35,330 --> 01:39:36,980
- The what?

2582
01:39:36,980 --> 01:39:39,370
- [Donut] Future cubs,
the cubes of the future!

2583
01:39:39,370 --> 01:39:41,120
- They look kind of like
the laser gun, right?

2584
01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:42,640
- That's your deductive reasoning.

2585
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:45,200
They're related because
they're both orange and glowy.

2586
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:46,033
- So?

2587
01:39:46,033 --> 01:39:48,610
- So if I heated your
armor to 1,000 degrees,

2588
01:39:48,610 --> 01:39:49,890
would you think you're related too?

2589
01:39:49,890 --> 01:39:51,620
- Fahrenheit or Celsius?

2590
01:39:51,620 --> 01:39:52,453
- Oh, come on.

2591
01:39:52,453 --> 01:39:53,810
There's clearly a resemblance.

2592
01:39:53,810 --> 01:39:57,010
- Oh, of course, just like
the uncanny resemblance

2593
01:39:57,010 --> 01:39:59,300
between apples and fire trucks,

2594
01:39:59,300 --> 01:40:01,640
or Caboose and the Pacific Ocean,

2595
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,740
or Lopez and a dingleberry!

2596
01:40:03,740 --> 01:40:04,810
- Okay, I get it.

2597
01:40:04,810 --> 01:40:06,090
- Hey Grif, let me ask you a question.

2598
01:40:06,090 --> 01:40:08,660
You ever get your sister
confused with mustard?

2599
01:40:08,660 --> 01:40:10,779
You know, since they're
both yellow and cheap.

2600
01:40:10,779 --> 01:40:11,612
(gun fires)

2601
01:40:11,612 --> 01:40:12,445
Yeah, nice try.

2602
01:40:12,445 --> 01:40:13,370
Still a hologram, by the way.

2603
01:40:13,370 --> 01:40:14,780
- Epsilon, he's right.

2604
01:40:14,780 --> 01:40:17,040
- Yeah, I know, I just
wanted in on the action.

2605
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:19,320
- Both types of equipment seem to utilize

2606
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:22,120
some form of alien engineering.

2607
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:25,610
But how did you know what
the teleporters look like?

2608
01:40:25,610 --> 01:40:27,230
- 'Cause we had them in the canyon.

2609
01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:28,063
Duh.

2610
01:40:28,063 --> 01:40:28,980
- Wait, you did?

2611
01:40:28,980 --> 01:40:30,280
- Yeah, they were awesome.

2612
01:40:31,140 --> 01:40:32,380
- We found them while
we were sneaking aboard

2613
01:40:32,380 --> 01:40:35,090
our ship one night in an
attempt to destroy the Blues.

2614
01:40:35,090 --> 01:40:37,330
I mean, the Blues' robot.

2615
01:40:37,330 --> 01:40:38,400
May he rest in peace.

2616
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:39,370
- Which reminds me.

2617
01:40:39,370 --> 01:40:41,160
How did you guys teleport
with those things?

2618
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:43,654
We can only figure out how
to transport random junk.

2619
01:40:43,654 --> 01:40:47,110
(speaking Spanish)

2620
01:40:47,110 --> 01:40:48,550
- Oh my gosh, that's right.

2621
01:40:48,550 --> 01:40:50,935
We did use them to defeat Dos.0.

2622
01:40:50,935 --> 01:40:53,070
(speaking Spanish)

2623
01:40:53,070 --> 01:40:55,480
- Okay, everybody shut up.

2624
01:40:55,480 --> 01:40:56,480
Listen.

2625
01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:58,570
If the same people
making weapons on Chorus

2626
01:40:58,570 --> 01:41:01,960
had cargo on our ship, then
we might be able to find out

2627
01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:03,010
who they are.

2628
01:41:03,010 --> 01:41:03,843
- How?

2629
01:41:03,843 --> 01:41:04,790
- A manifest.

2630
01:41:04,790 --> 01:41:05,623
- Yup.

2631
01:41:05,623 --> 01:41:06,580
- That's right.

2632
01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:08,690
A transport ship that size
would need to keep track

2633
01:41:08,690 --> 01:41:09,570
of all its cargo.

2634
01:41:09,570 --> 01:41:11,400
- So if we find the manifest,

2635
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:14,050
we find out who supplied
the teleportation grenades.

2636
01:41:14,050 --> 01:41:15,980
- So you think a bunch of evil bad guys

2637
01:41:15,980 --> 01:41:17,410
working outside of the law

2638
01:41:17,410 --> 01:41:18,830
are gonna worry about paperwork?

2639
01:41:18,830 --> 01:41:20,953
- What, you got any better ideas?

2640
01:41:20,953 --> 01:41:22,050
(sighs)

2641
01:41:22,050 --> 01:41:22,883
- No.

2642
01:41:22,883 --> 01:41:24,210
- Then we have our objective.

2643
01:41:24,210 --> 01:41:26,010
Half of us will travel back to the canyon

2644
01:41:26,010 --> 01:41:28,290
and search Crash Site
Bravo for the manifest.

2645
01:41:28,290 --> 01:41:29,123
- Why split up?

2646
01:41:29,123 --> 01:41:30,700
- Because the rest of us will be searching

2647
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,870
the other half of the ship,

2648
01:41:32,870 --> 01:41:34,083
at Crash Site Alpha.

2649
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:39,940
- What do you want?

2650
01:41:39,940 --> 01:41:41,480
- Just wanted to see how you were doing.

2651
01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:42,930
- How am I doing?

2652
01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:45,030
How do you think I'm doing?

2653
01:41:45,030 --> 01:41:47,670
I put all of our hope into the
hands of a bunch of strangers

2654
01:41:47,670 --> 01:41:49,800
and they run off and
get themselves killed.

2655
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:51,360
- It was a leap of faith.

2656
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,100
Sometimes you fall.

2657
01:41:53,100 --> 01:41:54,546
- Well, we're falling fast.

2658
01:41:54,546 --> 01:41:56,167
I believed in them.

2659
01:41:56,167 --> 01:41:57,700
- [Felix] And they believed in us.

2660
01:41:57,700 --> 01:41:59,210
- What are you talking about?

2661
01:41:59,210 --> 01:42:00,290
They left us.

2662
01:42:00,290 --> 01:42:02,410
- Kimball, they
accomplished their mission.

2663
01:42:02,410 --> 01:42:04,600
They actually managed
to rescue their friends

2664
01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:05,610
and they were going to come back.

2665
01:42:05,610 --> 01:42:07,200
I saw it myself.

2666
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:09,760
They wanted to end this war.

2667
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,720
They wanted peace for Chorus.

2668
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:13,690
- Well, what good does that do us now?

2669
01:42:13,690 --> 01:42:15,190
- Plenty.

2670
01:42:15,190 --> 01:42:17,110
If you go back up there
and you tell those men

2671
01:42:17,110 --> 01:42:18,860
that their heroes died fighting for them,

2672
01:42:18,860 --> 01:42:21,920
then you can turn this
tragedy into something more,

2673
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:23,670
turn it into fuel for one last fire.

2674
01:42:23,670 --> 01:42:24,830
- Felix, they're mourning.

2675
01:42:24,830 --> 01:42:26,380
- When they should be fighting.

2676
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:30,700
Vanessa, how many people
have we lost at this point?

2677
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,200
Do you think it'd even count?

2678
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,670
The only thing different
about these soldiers

2679
01:42:34,670 --> 01:42:35,917
is that they inspired us,

2680
01:42:35,917 --> 01:42:39,070
and I'm telling you they
can still inspire us

2681
01:42:39,070 --> 01:42:40,320
even though they're gone.

2682
01:42:41,270 --> 01:42:43,280
I was waiting to tell you.

2683
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:45,090
I recovered some data from the compound.

2684
01:42:45,090 --> 01:42:47,390
The Feds are all gathering
in the Capitol this week,

2685
01:42:47,390 --> 01:42:49,360
I mean all of them.

2686
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:51,190
Some sort of rally or something.

2687
01:42:51,190 --> 01:42:52,140
I don't have all the details,

2688
01:42:52,140 --> 01:42:55,200
but it sounds like they're
getting ready for one last push.

2689
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:56,480
I guess without the Reds and Blues,

2690
01:42:56,480 --> 01:42:58,557
they think they can
finally put an end to us.

2691
01:42:58,557 --> 01:43:01,010
But I think we need to hit them first.

2692
01:43:01,010 --> 01:43:02,720
- You want to storm Armonia?

2693
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:03,560
That's insane.

2694
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,534
- I want all of us to do it.

2695
01:43:05,534 --> 01:43:06,367
Think about it.

2696
01:43:06,367 --> 01:43:08,770
One mission that could end everything.

2697
01:43:08,770 --> 01:43:11,930
We may never have
another chance like this.

2698
01:43:11,930 --> 01:43:13,970
- I told Tucker the same thing.

2699
01:43:13,970 --> 01:43:15,800
- You've got an army up there

2700
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:18,460
that wants to avenge their heroes.

2701
01:43:18,460 --> 01:43:20,043
I say it's time you let them.

2702
01:43:21,483 --> 01:43:22,316
(sighs)

2703
01:43:22,316 --> 01:43:23,199
- Okay.

2704
01:43:23,199 --> 01:43:24,940
Okay, okay.

2705
01:43:24,940 --> 01:43:26,870
This could work.

2706
01:43:26,870 --> 01:43:29,330
No, it will work.

2707
01:43:29,330 --> 01:43:30,240
It has to.

2708
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:32,010
- Now there's the leader I know.

2709
01:43:32,010 --> 01:43:33,070
Never give up, right?

2710
01:43:33,070 --> 01:43:33,970
- Right.

2711
01:43:33,970 --> 01:43:36,160
Transfer that data over
to my personal computer.

2712
01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:37,940
Then let's get a meeting
together in the war room.

2713
01:43:37,940 --> 01:43:38,900
- You got it, boss.

2714
01:43:38,900 --> 01:43:39,763
And Felix?

2715
01:43:41,480 --> 01:43:42,313
Thank you.

2716
01:43:43,420 --> 01:43:44,403
For everything.

2717
01:43:45,410 --> 01:43:46,683
- I'm just doing my job.

2718
01:43:49,550 --> 01:43:52,900
- All right, each team has
two teleportation grenades.

2719
01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:55,870
One to transport you there
and one to get you back.

2720
01:43:55,870 --> 01:43:58,310
First priority is obtaining the manifest.

2721
01:43:58,310 --> 01:44:00,550
But while we're in, we should also search

2722
01:44:00,550 --> 01:44:02,110
for additional supplies.

2723
01:44:02,110 --> 01:44:05,870
Teleporters, weaponry,
anything that could help.

2724
01:44:05,870 --> 01:44:08,410
I don't expect there to be
a hostile presence at Bravo,

2725
01:44:08,410 --> 01:44:10,328
but be careful nonetheless.

2726
01:44:10,328 --> 01:44:11,703
- Don't get shot, got it.

2727
01:44:11,703 --> 01:44:13,690
- Alpha's another story.

2728
01:44:13,690 --> 01:44:16,130
We've acquired its
coordinates for teleportation,

2729
01:44:16,130 --> 01:44:19,060
but never actually investigated the area.

2730
01:44:19,060 --> 01:44:20,030
From what we've gathered,

2731
01:44:20,030 --> 01:44:23,170
it's a massive hotspot
for pirate activity.

2732
01:44:23,170 --> 01:44:25,160
I'd understand if you
don't want to join us.

2733
01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:26,010
- Given the situation,

2734
01:44:26,010 --> 01:44:28,300
I'd say you need all the help you can get.

2735
01:44:28,300 --> 01:44:29,133
Count us in.

2736
01:44:29,133 --> 01:44:31,240
- Yeah, pretty sure Church
would be disappointed

2737
01:44:31,240 --> 01:44:33,870
if I didn't come also, so.

2738
01:44:33,870 --> 01:44:36,450
- Dr. Grey, you stay here
and keep an eye on things

2739
01:44:36,450 --> 01:44:37,283
while we're gone.

2740
01:44:37,283 --> 01:44:38,116
- Wonderful.

2741
01:44:38,116 --> 01:44:39,880
I'll prepare a meal out
of the surrounding fungi

2742
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:41,510
and vegetation for your return.

2743
01:44:41,510 --> 01:44:42,400
- Please don't.

2744
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:43,500
- See you when we get back?

2745
01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:44,410
- Just don't get captured.

2746
01:44:44,410 --> 01:44:46,620
The last thing we need is
another fucking rescue mission.

2747
01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:47,740
- Amen.

2748
01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:50,968
- Okay, people, the mission starts now.

2749
01:44:50,968 --> 01:44:53,540
(teleporter grenade explodes)

2750
01:44:53,540 --> 01:44:54,373
- Epsilon.

2751
01:44:54,373 --> 01:44:55,780
- [Epsilon] Motion
tracker says we're clear.

2752
01:44:55,780 --> 01:44:56,613
- Clear?

2753
01:44:56,613 --> 01:44:57,446
- [Epsilon] What, did I stutter?

2754
01:44:57,446 --> 01:44:59,980
- And you're sure we're
in the right place?

2755
01:44:59,980 --> 01:45:01,180
- [Washington] Carolina!

2756
01:45:03,850 --> 01:45:06,789
I think we're in the right place.

2757
01:45:06,789 --> 01:45:09,872
(electronic beeping)

2758
01:45:13,714 --> 01:45:16,797
(electronic beeping)

2759
01:45:18,194 --> 01:45:20,777
(laser firing)

2760
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:24,460
- I remember it being bigger.

2761
01:45:24,460 --> 01:45:26,230
- No way, this place was always cramped.

2762
01:45:26,230 --> 01:45:28,765
I couldn't walk two feet without
stepping in your garbage.

2763
01:45:28,765 --> 01:45:30,430
- [Donut] Oh, come on, guys.

2764
01:45:30,430 --> 01:45:33,784
It's not the size that
matters, it's how you use it.

2765
01:45:33,784 --> 01:45:36,701
(speaking Spanish)

2766
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:41,760
- [Sarge] Hey, knuckleheads.

2767
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:43,560
Get your asses off
memory lane and get back

2768
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:45,240
to looking for supplies.

2769
01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:46,073
Me and Princess Bubblegum

2770
01:45:46,073 --> 01:45:47,980
have got an entire ship to search.

2771
01:45:47,980 --> 01:45:50,120
So far we ain't found diddly squat.

2772
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:52,700
The least you can do is
stop jamming up the radio

2773
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:54,590
with your darn pillow talk.

2774
01:45:54,590 --> 01:45:55,590
You got that?

2775
01:45:55,590 --> 01:45:57,920
- Technically, sir, you've
only got half a ship to search.

2776
01:45:57,920 --> 01:46:00,150
- [Sarge] Why you good for nothing little-

2777
01:46:00,150 --> 01:46:00,983
- Nice.

2778
01:46:00,983 --> 01:46:02,440
- You know, Simmons, I can help but notice

2779
01:46:02,440 --> 01:46:05,070
a severe lack of ass-kissing
ever since we found Sarge.

2780
01:46:05,070 --> 01:46:06,880
- Ah, well, we've all been kind of busy

2781
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:08,640
with the whole genocide prevention thing.

2782
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:09,906
You know how it goes.

2783
01:46:09,906 --> 01:46:12,823
(speaking Spanish)

2784
01:46:16,085 --> 01:46:16,918
- I don't know, man.

2785
01:46:16,918 --> 01:46:19,400
Maybe being in charge of those
rebel guys rubbed off on you.

2786
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:20,580
- [Donut] Hey, Donut again.

2787
01:46:20,580 --> 01:46:22,300
I think you accidentally muted Sarge,

2788
01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:23,390
but I couldn't help but overhear

2789
01:46:23,390 --> 01:46:25,335
what you just said about guys rubbing off-

2790
01:46:25,335 --> 01:46:26,750
- [Simmons] What do you mean?

2791
01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:28,230
We were terrible leaders.

2792
01:46:28,230 --> 01:46:30,750
- [Grif] Well, yeah, but you gotta admit,

2793
01:46:30,750 --> 01:46:32,350
they made you feel pretty important.

2794
01:46:32,350 --> 01:46:34,243
- [Simmons] Eh, I guess.

2795
01:46:35,770 --> 01:46:37,000
- [Grif] Hey, where's Lopez?

2796
01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:37,833
- [Simmons] I don't know,

2797
01:46:37,833 --> 01:46:40,042
probably off doing the
actual mission or something?

2798
01:46:40,042 --> 01:46:43,459
(Lopez speaking Spanish)

2799
01:46:48,540 --> 01:46:49,680
- [Tucker] This is bullshit!

2800
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:50,950
They've got armor enhancements,

2801
01:46:50,950 --> 01:46:52,010
they've got laser guns,

2802
01:46:52,010 --> 01:46:53,460
and now they've got giant space dicks

2803
01:46:53,460 --> 01:46:55,250
Shooting loads of energy
out of the ground?

2804
01:46:55,250 --> 01:46:56,700
The fuck is that about?

2805
01:46:56,700 --> 01:46:58,920
- If you don't keep your voice down,

2806
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,720
we'll never find out.

2807
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:02,940
- Whatever, Church said
the place is deserted.

2808
01:47:02,940 --> 01:47:05,903
- Still, it gives me the creeps.

2809
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,840
And I'm starting to think we might not

2810
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:11,630
have been the only ones
to crash on this planet.

2811
01:47:11,630 --> 01:47:13,220
- Oh, what was your first clue?

2812
01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:14,610
- Mine was the spaceship.

2813
01:47:14,610 --> 01:47:15,760
- [Carolina] Over here!

2814
01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:20,380
Think this'll work?

2815
01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:21,460
- Well, it's still online,

2816
01:47:21,460 --> 01:47:23,470
so there's that, at least.

2817
01:47:23,470 --> 01:47:24,830
Infrastructure's a mess, though.

2818
01:47:24,830 --> 01:47:26,122
It's-

2819
01:47:26,122 --> 01:47:27,420
Oh, damn, hold on a second.

2820
01:47:27,420 --> 01:47:28,253
- Seriously?

2821
01:47:28,253 --> 01:47:30,090
Church couldn't find the
zoom on a sniper rifle.

2822
01:47:30,090 --> 01:47:31,930
What makes you think you
can just plug in and find-

2823
01:47:31,930 --> 01:47:33,390
- All right, got it.

2824
01:47:33,390 --> 01:47:34,800
Sorry, Tucker, what were you saying?

2825
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:35,945
- Don't be a show off.

2826
01:47:35,945 --> 01:47:37,510
(distant roaring)

2827
01:47:37,510 --> 01:47:38,480
- What was that?

2828
01:47:38,480 --> 01:47:39,910
- Uh-oh.

2829
01:47:39,910 --> 01:47:41,840
Four hostiles just popped up on radar.

2830
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:42,870
- How close?

2831
01:47:42,870 --> 01:47:43,760
- Not very.

2832
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:45,545
If we keep quiet, we should-

2833
01:47:45,545 --> 01:47:47,870
(distant roaring)

2834
01:47:47,870 --> 01:47:48,980
Right, fuck that.

2835
01:47:48,980 --> 01:47:50,760
Okay, give me a drive now.

2836
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:51,870
- Wait, what's happening?

2837
01:47:51,870 --> 01:47:52,703
- It's in.

2838
01:47:52,703 --> 01:47:53,536
- Transferring data.

2839
01:47:53,536 --> 01:47:54,369
- Dude!

2840
01:47:54,369 --> 01:47:55,673
- Yeah, how do I say this?

2841
01:47:56,750 --> 01:47:59,213
They know we're here and
they're coming to kill us.

2842
01:48:00,060 --> 01:48:03,250
- Yeah, one of those days, am I right?

2843
01:48:03,250 --> 01:48:04,573
Am I right, guys?

2844
01:48:05,410 --> 01:48:06,653
Just one of those days.

2845
01:48:07,690 --> 01:48:11,303
Because, 'cause, it's
pretty much the worst.

2846
01:48:12,717 --> 01:48:15,050
(explosion)

2847
01:48:18,229 --> 01:48:20,729
(tense music)

2848
01:48:23,285 --> 01:48:24,118
- How did they find us?

2849
01:48:24,118 --> 01:48:25,010
- I don't know.

2850
01:48:25,010 --> 01:48:26,800
- How much time left on that transfer?

2851
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:28,650
- Hard to say, this
computer is beyond fucked.

2852
01:48:28,650 --> 01:48:29,483
I'm doing what I can, though.

2853
01:48:29,483 --> 01:48:30,860
- Don't worry, we can wait.

2854
01:48:30,860 --> 01:48:31,693
- We can?

2855
01:48:31,693 --> 01:48:33,064
- Watch your right.

2856
01:48:33,064 --> 01:48:35,340
(guns firing)

2857
01:48:35,340 --> 01:48:36,570
- Dude, we gotta go.

2858
01:48:36,570 --> 01:48:38,730
- Hold them off for a few more seconds.

2859
01:48:38,730 --> 01:48:39,563
- Behind us!

2860
01:48:40,604 --> 01:48:43,280
(guns firing)

2861
01:48:43,280 --> 01:48:46,069
- Oh come on, that's just cheating.

2862
01:48:46,069 --> 01:48:46,902
- Church!

2863
01:48:46,902 --> 01:48:47,735
- Hold on!

2864
01:48:48,668 --> 01:48:51,120
(guns firing)

2865
01:48:51,120 --> 01:48:52,350
- Man, fuck this.

2866
01:48:52,350 --> 01:48:53,970
- Wait, Tucker!

2867
01:48:53,970 --> 01:48:55,197
- Get us out of here!

2868
01:48:55,197 --> 01:48:56,598
- Damn it!

2869
01:48:56,598 --> 01:48:59,425
(teleporter grenade explodes)

2870
01:48:59,425 --> 01:49:01,092
- So, how did it go?

2871
01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:04,630
- You fucking jackass!

2872
01:49:04,630 --> 01:49:05,685
- Church.

2873
01:49:05,685 --> 01:49:06,518
- Me?

2874
01:49:06,518 --> 01:49:07,351
We were sitting ducks out there.

2875
01:49:07,351 --> 01:49:08,184
- Tucker.

2876
01:49:08,184 --> 01:49:09,017
- What? What? (splutters angrily)

2877
01:49:09,017 --> 01:49:09,930
We almost had it!

2878
01:49:09,930 --> 01:49:11,670
We only needed a few more seconds!

2879
01:49:11,670 --> 01:49:12,560
- You don't know that.

2880
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:13,393
- What the fu-

2881
01:49:13,393 --> 01:49:14,350
Yes I do!

2882
01:49:14,350 --> 01:49:16,230
Newsflash, I was there,

2883
01:49:16,230 --> 01:49:18,840
and by the way, I'm made out of numbers!

2884
01:49:18,840 --> 01:49:20,358
Why can't you just trust me?

2885
01:49:20,358 --> 01:49:21,651
(teleporter grenade explodes)

2886
01:49:21,651 --> 01:49:24,797
- One manifest hot and ready to go.

2887
01:49:24,797 --> 01:49:25,750
(chuckles)

2888
01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:27,073
No need to thank us.

2889
01:49:30,180 --> 01:49:33,330
But don't let that discourage
you if you want to.

2890
01:49:33,330 --> 01:49:35,870
- At least the Reds managed
to bring something back.

2891
01:49:35,870 --> 01:49:36,850
All we got was a-

2892
01:49:36,850 --> 01:49:37,880
Wait, Caboose!

2893
01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:39,290
- Hi, that's me.

2894
01:49:39,290 --> 01:49:40,723
Oh my God!

2895
01:49:42,896 --> 01:49:43,729
(groans)

2896
01:49:43,729 --> 01:49:44,910
- Where the hell did he come from?

2897
01:49:44,910 --> 01:49:46,672
- He must have teleported back with us.

2898
01:49:46,672 --> 01:49:49,271
- My life just flashed before my eyes!

2899
01:49:49,271 --> 01:49:50,561
It was awesome!

2900
01:49:50,561 --> 01:49:52,151
Let's do that again!

2901
01:49:52,151 --> 01:49:53,751
(groans)

2902
01:49:53,751 --> 01:49:54,584
- My leg.

2903
01:49:54,584 --> 01:49:55,417
- Out of the way, doctor coming through.

2904
01:49:55,417 --> 01:49:56,576
- [Epsilon] Damn it.

2905
01:49:56,576 --> 01:49:59,420
- [Dr. Gray] Oh, well,
that is a lot of blood.

2906
01:49:59,420 --> 01:50:00,910
- [Washington] Somebody restrain this guy.

2907
01:50:00,910 --> 01:50:02,840
- [Donut] I've got just
the handcuffs for the job.

2908
01:50:02,840 --> 01:50:05,090
I've been saving them
for a special occasion.

2909
01:50:07,220 --> 01:50:09,610
- Well, Carolina's patched up again.

2910
01:50:09,610 --> 01:50:13,200
Grey really hounded her on
the no more super speed thing.

2911
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:14,980
You know, I don't think I've ever seen

2912
01:50:14,980 --> 01:50:18,000
a civilian lecture a
Freelancer like that before.

2913
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:21,130
It was pretty entertaining, actually.

2914
01:50:21,130 --> 01:50:22,940
- Hey, Wash, you got a sec?

2915
01:50:22,940 --> 01:50:24,870
- I swear to God if you want
me to look at another rash,

2916
01:50:24,870 --> 01:50:25,703
I'm gonna hit you.

2917
01:50:25,703 --> 01:50:27,160
- No, it's just-

2918
01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:29,440
It feels like every choice
I make is the worst.

2919
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:31,110
- Oh, holy shit, you're being serious.

2920
01:50:31,110 --> 01:50:33,320
- Back at the canyon you
told me to try to be better.

2921
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:35,480
And ever since then, that's
all people keep telling me.

2922
01:50:35,480 --> 01:50:36,360
Try this, try that.

2923
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:38,670
Well, I'm fucking trying,
and so far all that happens

2924
01:50:38,670 --> 01:50:40,950
is I either get people
killed or I ruin the mission.

2925
01:50:40,950 --> 01:50:42,200
I mean, how are you supposed to know

2926
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:43,620
if you're making the right call?

2927
01:50:43,620 --> 01:50:46,180
- Well, you don't.

2928
01:50:46,180 --> 01:50:48,460
There's never really a
right or wrong answer.

2929
01:50:48,460 --> 01:50:50,850
You just have to stick with
what you think is best.

2930
01:50:50,850 --> 01:50:53,520
- But what if what I think
is best totally sucks?

2931
01:50:53,520 --> 01:50:55,600
- Then you learn from
it and you try again.

2932
01:50:55,600 --> 01:50:56,433
- Oh my God.

2933
01:50:56,433 --> 01:50:58,470
It's like you people are on fucking loop.

2934
01:50:58,470 --> 01:51:00,580
- Tucker, I know you're frustrated,

2935
01:51:00,580 --> 01:51:02,820
but you have to realize
that making mistakes

2936
01:51:02,820 --> 01:51:04,470
is just part of the deal.

2937
01:51:04,470 --> 01:51:05,940
Even with everything you've screwed up,

2938
01:51:05,940 --> 01:51:07,680
look at how far you've made it.

2939
01:51:07,680 --> 01:51:10,480
You're not the same person
you were back in Blood Gulch.

2940
01:51:11,328 --> 01:51:12,700
- Is it bad that I kind of wish I was?

2941
01:51:12,700 --> 01:51:13,533
- Yes.

2942
01:51:13,533 --> 01:51:15,670
You were a terrible
excuse for a human being.

2943
01:51:15,670 --> 01:51:16,503
- Hey.

2944
01:51:16,503 --> 01:51:17,336
- I'm kidding.

2945
01:51:17,336 --> 01:51:18,169
- Fuck you, dude.

2946
01:51:18,169 --> 01:51:19,290
I'm over here spilling my guts and shit,

2947
01:51:19,290 --> 01:51:20,500
and you're cracking jokes?

2948
01:51:20,500 --> 01:51:21,360
That's messed up.

2949
01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:22,600
- Now who's melodramatic?

2950
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:24,820
- Man, I should've just
left your ass with the Feds.

2951
01:51:24,820 --> 01:51:26,700
- Hey, Wash, can we
borrow you for a second?

2952
01:51:26,700 --> 01:51:27,533
- Everything okay?

2953
01:51:27,533 --> 01:51:30,060
- Well ever since that pirate
guy regained consciousness,

2954
01:51:30,060 --> 01:51:31,820
Carolina's been trying
to get info out of him,

2955
01:51:31,820 --> 01:51:33,820
but so far nothing's working.

2956
01:51:33,820 --> 01:51:35,600
- So you need help with the interrogation?

2957
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:39,049
- Actually, we were hoping
you could calm down Carolina.

2958
01:51:39,049 --> 01:51:39,882
(glass shattering)

2959
01:51:39,882 --> 01:51:41,570
- [Carolina] Why won't he talk?

2960
01:51:41,570 --> 01:51:43,623
- She's a little frustrated.

2961
01:51:44,758 --> 01:51:46,972
(somber music)

2962
01:51:46,972 --> 01:51:50,210
(Carolina growling)

2963
01:51:50,210 --> 01:51:52,200
- Well, she definitely
takes after her mother.

2964
01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:53,150
- Was her mother some sort

2965
01:51:53,150 --> 01:51:54,900
of silver back gorilla on steroids?

2966
01:51:54,900 --> 01:51:56,380
- Yeah, you better be happy
her mother's not around

2967
01:51:56,380 --> 01:51:58,060
to hear you say that.

2968
01:51:58,060 --> 01:51:58,970
- How's it going?

2969
01:51:58,970 --> 01:52:00,540
- Oh, you know, terrible.

2970
01:52:00,540 --> 01:52:01,640
- You still got the manifest?

2971
01:52:01,640 --> 01:52:03,710
- Yes, actually, no thanks to you.

2972
01:52:03,710 --> 01:52:05,840
The Reds did managed to bring back

2973
01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:07,350
a completely intact drive

2974
01:52:07,350 --> 01:52:09,290
with the ships record's and manifest.

2975
01:52:09,290 --> 01:52:10,640
- Yeah, you know, suck it, Blue.

2976
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,860
- And thanks to the Reds,

2977
01:52:12,860 --> 01:52:15,220
those documents are currently locked.

2978
01:52:15,220 --> 01:52:16,053
- Oh.

2979
01:52:16,053 --> 01:52:17,110
Wait, yeah.

2980
01:52:17,110 --> 01:52:17,943
- What?

2981
01:52:17,943 --> 01:52:19,770
- Yes, apparently they
accessed the ship's records

2982
01:52:19,770 --> 01:52:21,440
the last time they were on board,

2983
01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:23,490
but since they didn't
have the proper clearance,

2984
01:52:23,490 --> 01:52:25,670
the files are now in security lockdown.

2985
01:52:25,670 --> 01:52:27,306
- Aren't you like part of the Matrix now?

2986
01:52:27,306 --> 01:52:28,290
Why don't you just hack it?

2987
01:52:28,290 --> 01:52:29,494
- Oh, what don't I just hack it?

2988
01:52:29,494 --> 01:52:31,760
Oh, why don't I just
download the mainframe

2989
01:52:31,760 --> 01:52:33,480
and cross-reference to the database, huh?

2990
01:52:33,480 --> 01:52:34,623
Don't talk to me about technical shit.

2991
01:52:34,623 --> 01:52:36,190
This is hard, okay?

2992
01:52:36,190 --> 01:52:37,260
It's just making me a little-

2993
01:52:37,260 --> 01:52:38,093
- Frustrated.

2994
01:52:38,093 --> 01:52:39,540
- I was gonna say
completely filled with rage,

2995
01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:40,520
but yeah, frustrated.

2996
01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:41,620
- Talking about me?

2997
01:52:41,620 --> 01:52:42,870
- Actually, no.

2998
01:52:42,870 --> 01:52:43,990
- I don't get it.

2999
01:52:43,990 --> 01:52:45,960
He's not giving up anything.

3000
01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:47,580
- Excuse me.

3001
01:52:47,580 --> 01:52:49,060
I've been washing your blood off my armor,

3002
01:52:49,060 --> 01:52:51,130
so I'm a little late to the conversation.

3003
01:52:51,130 --> 01:52:52,760
Did you say the prisoner's awake?

3004
01:52:52,760 --> 01:52:54,560
- For now, but I've got
five bucks that says

3005
01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:56,600
Carolina rips his spine
out within the hour.

3006
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:57,790
- I'll take those odds.

3007
01:52:57,790 --> 01:52:58,623
- I see.

3008
01:52:58,623 --> 01:53:00,130
If you don't mind, do you think

3009
01:53:00,130 --> 01:53:02,173
I could have a few minutes alone with him?

3010
01:53:02,173 --> 01:53:04,980
- You gonna give him a Band-Aid
for every beating he gets?

3011
01:53:04,980 --> 01:53:07,120
- Well, if you recall, he and his partners

3012
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,310
turned every one of my
friends at Outpost 37

3013
01:53:09,310 --> 01:53:10,680
into piles of ash.

3014
01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:12,310
Anyone sick enough to
do something like that

3015
01:53:12,310 --> 01:53:15,223
would almost certainly
benefit from a checkup.

3016
01:53:16,957 --> 01:53:19,374
(soft music)

3017
01:53:21,070 --> 01:53:22,700
- Ooh, what's the matter?

3018
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:25,890
Did the big bad Freelancer
get all tuckered out?

3019
01:53:25,890 --> 01:53:27,570
- Do you know where we are?

3020
01:53:27,570 --> 01:53:28,403
- Huh?

3021
01:53:28,403 --> 01:53:29,870
- This is a remote research facility

3022
01:53:29,870 --> 01:53:32,090
designed to study the
surrounding wildlife.

3023
01:53:32,090 --> 01:53:34,420
I volunteered at one just
like it in grad school.

3024
01:53:34,420 --> 01:53:36,440
It's got a laboratory, an incinerator

3025
01:53:36,440 --> 01:53:39,300
and oodles of state of the
art surgical equipment.

3026
01:53:39,300 --> 01:53:40,650
Would you like to see them?

3027
01:53:42,288 --> 01:53:43,773
(screaming)

3028
01:53:43,773 --> 01:53:47,088
(Dr. Grey singing dementedly)

3029
01:53:47,088 --> 01:53:48,489
- [Zachary] Oh, God!

3030
01:53:48,489 --> 01:53:50,270
- Sarge, I'm scared.

3031
01:53:50,270 --> 01:53:52,830
- Simmons, we're all scared.

3032
01:53:54,671 --> 01:53:56,360
I mean, except for me.

3033
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:58,210
His name is Zachary
Miller, he's ex-military

3034
01:53:58,210 --> 01:53:59,770
and he was kind enough to
hand over the coordinates

3035
01:53:59,770 --> 01:54:01,220
to a nearby radio jammer.

3036
01:54:01,220 --> 01:54:02,390
- You're kidding.

3037
01:54:02,390 --> 01:54:03,670
- No, silly, I'm Dr. Grey.

3038
01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:05,410
Ha, dad joke!

3039
01:54:05,410 --> 01:54:06,760
- All right.

3040
01:54:06,760 --> 01:54:09,960
Think he's in a position to
answer a few more questions?

3041
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:11,400
- Oh, absolutely.

3042
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,300
Let me just go put them back together.

3043
01:54:14,410 --> 01:54:15,243
- Caboose.

3044
01:54:15,243 --> 01:54:16,076
- Yes?

3045
01:54:16,076 --> 01:54:18,210
- Don't ever stick your dick in crazy.

3046
01:54:18,210 --> 01:54:20,070
- I have no idea what that means.

3047
01:54:20,070 --> 01:54:20,903
- I know.

3048
01:54:22,410 --> 01:54:24,640
- You'll find his belongings
on a crate over there

3049
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:27,080
and then his tone is much more positive.

3050
01:54:27,080 --> 01:54:28,220
Isn't that right, Zachary?

3051
01:54:28,220 --> 01:54:29,060
- For the love of God,

3052
01:54:29,060 --> 01:54:30,950
get this psychopath away from me!

3053
01:54:30,950 --> 01:54:33,040
- He's all yours.

3054
01:54:33,040 --> 01:54:34,500
- Hey, Carolina, I'm gonna
go dark for a little bit,

3055
01:54:34,500 --> 01:54:35,690
focus on this manifest.

3056
01:54:35,690 --> 01:54:36,743
You got this?

3057
01:54:36,743 --> 01:54:37,810
(chuckles)

3058
01:54:37,810 --> 01:54:39,040
- Oh yeah.

3059
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:40,690
The radio jammers.

3060
01:54:40,690 --> 01:54:41,523
Talk.

3061
01:54:41,523 --> 01:54:43,580
- I already told your friend
about the nearest one, okay?

3062
01:54:43,580 --> 01:54:45,820
I want to know about all of them.

3063
01:54:45,820 --> 01:54:47,730
- I don't know all of them, I swear.

3064
01:54:47,730 --> 01:54:49,590
Look, if you take out
the jammer at the coast,

3065
01:54:49,590 --> 01:54:51,950
you'll at least be able to
make contact with the capital.

3066
01:54:51,950 --> 01:54:52,783
That helps, right?

3067
01:54:52,783 --> 01:54:53,830
Now will you let me go?

3068
01:54:53,830 --> 01:54:55,670
- There seems to be a misunderstanding.

3069
01:54:55,670 --> 01:54:59,150
Your options are either
A, staying here forever,

3070
01:54:59,150 --> 01:55:02,173
or B, the incinerator directly behind you.

3071
01:55:03,417 --> 01:55:04,380
(laughs nervously)

3072
01:55:04,380 --> 01:55:05,730
- Good point.

3073
01:55:05,730 --> 01:55:06,760
Well, what else do you want?

3074
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:08,940
- The giant tower at Crash Site Alpha.

3075
01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,160
What is it doing?

3076
01:55:10,160 --> 01:55:12,490
- What, the tractor beams?

3077
01:55:12,490 --> 01:55:14,870
That's why your ship crashed
here in the first place.

3078
01:55:14,870 --> 01:55:16,260
They're some of the only alien relics

3079
01:55:16,260 --> 01:55:17,720
we've managed to activate.

3080
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,400
Ships come by, we pull them down

3081
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:21,370
and then kill everyone aboard.

3082
01:55:21,370 --> 01:55:23,880
After that, the mercs sell
the supplies to the armies.

3083
01:55:23,880 --> 01:55:27,000
Would have worked on you too,
but something went wrong.

3084
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:29,070
It was like the ship tried
to jump to slip space,

3085
01:55:29,070 --> 01:55:31,870
change course and power
down all at the same time.

3086
01:55:31,870 --> 01:55:33,690
It didn't make any sense.

3087
01:55:33,690 --> 01:55:36,453
Instead of pulling you down,
the ship got ripped apart.

3088
01:55:37,540 --> 01:55:38,732
- I'm gonna go ahead and claim

3089
01:55:38,732 --> 01:55:40,830
partial responsibility for that.

3090
01:55:40,830 --> 01:55:42,764
- How many of you are on Chorus?

3091
01:55:42,764 --> 01:55:45,020
- Enough to get the job done.

3092
01:55:45,020 --> 01:55:48,430
- Give me numbers or I give
you back to the doctor.

3093
01:55:48,430 --> 01:55:50,521
- Whoa, let's not get hasty.

3094
01:55:50,521 --> 01:55:52,490
There's a few dozen of us, all right?

3095
01:55:52,490 --> 01:55:53,600
- A few dozen?

3096
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:55,160
- Quality over quantity.

3097
01:55:55,160 --> 01:55:57,810
You Freelancers should
know something about that.

3098
01:55:57,810 --> 01:56:00,490
I worked with the mercs on
another job a long time ago.

3099
01:56:00,490 --> 01:56:03,380
I guess I did good,
because they came back,

3100
01:56:03,380 --> 01:56:05,890
and they had the offer of a lifetime.

3101
01:56:05,890 --> 01:56:07,960
- Wiping out an entire planet?

3102
01:56:07,960 --> 01:56:09,840
- You call it genocide.

3103
01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:11,780
I call it one hell of a paycheck.

3104
01:56:11,780 --> 01:56:14,510
- And who exactly is
paying for all of this?

3105
01:56:14,510 --> 01:56:15,390
- Beats me.

3106
01:56:15,390 --> 01:56:16,690
The client sends us supplies

3107
01:56:16,690 --> 01:56:18,830
and scientists to run the
weapons manufacturing,

3108
01:56:18,830 --> 01:56:21,440
but Locus and Felix are the
only ones that talk with them.

3109
01:56:21,440 --> 01:56:22,840
We'll get the occasional direct order

3110
01:56:22,840 --> 01:56:25,020
if things are getting
dicey, but other than that,

3111
01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:26,643
we're kept in the dark.

3112
01:56:28,189 --> 01:56:30,540
And I can tell you this though.

3113
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:33,420
Whoever it is has invested a lot of time

3114
01:56:33,420 --> 01:56:36,100
and a lot of money into this project.

3115
01:56:36,100 --> 01:56:37,610
If you think they're just gonna sit back

3116
01:56:37,610 --> 01:56:39,120
and let you throw it all away-

3117
01:56:40,003 --> 01:56:41,720
(laughs)

3118
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:43,039
Then you've got another think-

3119
01:56:43,039 --> 01:56:45,150
(gun fires)

3120
01:56:45,150 --> 01:56:45,983
- Damn it!

3121
01:56:47,135 --> 01:56:49,770
(guns firing)

3122
01:56:49,770 --> 01:56:50,750
- [Washington] Again?

3123
01:56:50,750 --> 01:56:51,583
- Epsilon!

3124
01:56:51,583 --> 01:56:52,416
- I'm here.

3125
01:56:52,416 --> 01:56:53,260
There's three more closing in on the guys.

3126
01:56:53,260 --> 01:56:55,300
- Tucker Sarge, more pirates incoming.

3127
01:56:55,300 --> 01:56:56,280
- [Sarge] What?

3128
01:56:56,280 --> 01:56:58,120
Men, battle stations!

3129
01:56:58,120 --> 01:56:59,690
- Get into the lab as soon as you can.

3130
01:56:59,690 --> 01:57:01,020
We can hold them off from here.

3131
01:57:01,020 --> 01:57:01,870
- [Tucker] Got it.

3132
01:57:01,870 --> 01:57:03,030
- We've got more hostiles inbound.

3133
01:57:03,030 --> 01:57:04,164
- What?

3134
01:57:04,164 --> 01:57:05,920
(frantic shouting)

3135
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:07,110
- What the hell is going on?

3136
01:57:07,110 --> 01:57:07,980
- We're being surrounded.

3137
01:57:07,980 --> 01:57:09,590
- How do they keep finding us?

3138
01:57:09,590 --> 01:57:12,063
- I don't know, is
there a tracking device?

3139
01:57:13,050 --> 01:57:15,350
- Is this supposed to
be some sort of apology?

3140
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:18,273
- [Locus] Is it?

3141
01:57:19,460 --> 01:57:20,720
- Oh no.

3142
01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:21,813
- Everyone get ready.

3143
01:57:23,237 --> 01:57:24,070
(gun cocks)

3144
01:57:24,070 --> 01:57:25,237
Today is a good day-

3145
01:57:25,237 --> 01:57:27,290
(teleporter grenade explodes)

3146
01:57:27,290 --> 01:57:30,260
Sit down for a minute
and just have a rest,

3147
01:57:30,260 --> 01:57:32,270
'cause I think I'm gonna throw up.

3148
01:57:32,270 --> 01:57:34,070
- Ugh, we're back at the gas station?

3149
01:57:34,070 --> 01:57:36,276
- Good, I think I need a bathroom.

3150
01:57:36,276 --> 01:57:38,237
- I would not recommend it.

3151
01:57:38,237 --> 01:57:39,557
(coughs)

3152
01:57:39,557 --> 01:57:40,670
- How did we get here?

3153
01:57:40,670 --> 01:57:41,783
- It's Freckles.

3154
01:57:43,380 --> 01:57:45,233
Freckles is the tracking device.

3155
01:57:48,862 --> 01:57:51,742
(somber music)

3156
01:57:51,742 --> 01:57:54,825
(electronic beeping)

3157
01:57:57,768 --> 01:58:00,302
(clears throat)

3158
01:58:00,302 --> 01:58:04,120
- Men, may I have your attention please?

3159
01:58:04,120 --> 01:58:06,500
- All right, everyone, listen up.

3160
01:58:06,500 --> 01:58:08,160
Today's the day.

3161
01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:12,300
- Today is the day we
defend this once great city

3162
01:58:12,300 --> 01:58:16,980
from the those who wish
take it for themselves.

3163
01:58:16,980 --> 01:58:19,340
- You all know your roles.

3164
01:58:19,340 --> 01:58:21,460
Squads will split up and
surround the Capitol.

3165
01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:24,160
Then we sneak in and
hit them from all sides.

3166
01:58:24,160 --> 01:58:25,600
- Once the enemy has entered the city,

3167
01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:28,860
the exits will be sealed
and any hope of retreat

3168
01:58:28,860 --> 01:58:30,220
will be dashed.

3169
01:58:30,220 --> 01:58:31,750
- I won't lie to you.

3170
01:58:31,750 --> 01:58:34,940
Today may be one of the
worst days of your life.

3171
01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:37,583
And for many of us, it's
going to be the last.

3172
01:58:38,610 --> 01:58:40,100
But we can't give up.

3173
01:58:40,100 --> 01:58:43,750
We've come too far and lost too
much to throw this all away.

3174
01:58:43,750 --> 01:58:48,022
- The New Republic believes
they can end this war today,

3175
01:58:48,022 --> 01:58:50,123
and they are correct.

3176
01:58:51,130 --> 01:58:55,030
What they fail to realize is
that the Federal Army of Chorus

3177
01:58:55,030 --> 01:58:57,010
shall be the ones standing victorious

3178
01:58:57,010 --> 01:58:58,790
after the smoke has cleared.

3179
01:58:58,790 --> 01:59:00,030
- So remember the plan.

3180
01:59:00,030 --> 01:59:03,280
- Remember your training, but most of all-

3181
01:59:03,280 --> 01:59:05,543
- Remember what you're fighting for.

3182
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,048
- Yeah, we're totally dead.

3183
01:59:09,048 --> 01:59:10,090
Ow!

3184
01:59:10,090 --> 01:59:11,833
- Not the time.

3185
01:59:13,835 --> 01:59:15,030
(sighs)

3186
01:59:15,030 --> 01:59:16,248
- [Locus] Well said.

3187
01:59:16,248 --> 01:59:17,081
- Oh my!

3188
01:59:17,081 --> 01:59:17,980
(laughs nervously)

3189
01:59:17,980 --> 01:59:19,510
Locus, yes.

3190
01:59:19,510 --> 01:59:21,400
Oh dear God, man, you nearly
gave me a heart attack.

3191
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:24,280
- Sir, I have some rather urgent news.

3192
01:59:24,280 --> 01:59:26,313
- Right, well, spit it out then.

3193
01:59:27,150 --> 01:59:29,030
- I've been informed that the New Republic

3194
01:59:29,030 --> 01:59:30,550
has dispatched the mercenary

3195
01:59:30,550 --> 01:59:32,330
to scout ahead for their forces.

3196
01:59:32,330 --> 01:59:37,080
- My word, first the news of
their invasion and now this?

3197
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:40,640
You are just a wealth of
information, aren't you?

3198
01:59:40,640 --> 01:59:42,465
- I'm leaving to track them down.

3199
01:59:42,465 --> 01:59:44,777
- Yes, yes, oh, wait, no, no, no!

3200
01:59:44,777 --> 01:59:46,420
You can't just leave.

3201
01:59:46,420 --> 01:59:48,880
What about the impending battle?

3202
01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:51,190
I need you here by my side

3203
01:59:51,190 --> 01:59:54,020
to boost the morale of the troops.

3204
01:59:54,020 --> 01:59:55,780
- Don't be concerned, General.

3205
01:59:55,780 --> 01:59:58,360
Once I've taken care of this issue,

3206
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:00,453
I'll return to take care of you.

3207
02:00:01,558 --> 02:00:03,070
- Oh, right.

3208
02:00:03,070 --> 02:00:05,300
Ah, yes, yes.

3209
02:00:05,300 --> 02:00:06,380
Excellent thinking, Locus.

3210
02:00:06,380 --> 02:00:08,680
I can always count on
you to get the job done.

3211
02:00:12,140 --> 02:00:14,224
- [Caboose] Give it to
me straight, Church.

3212
02:00:14,224 --> 02:00:15,510
Is Freckles gonna make it?

3213
02:00:15,510 --> 02:00:17,030
- Your robot's fine.

3214
02:00:17,030 --> 02:00:20,090
I just need a few more-

3215
02:00:20,090 --> 02:00:21,510
There we go.

3216
02:00:21,510 --> 02:00:23,878
Congrats, your pet has been debugged.

3217
02:00:23,878 --> 02:00:24,711
(sighs)

3218
02:00:24,711 --> 02:00:25,860
- Oh God.

3219
02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:28,400
Now all we have to do is get him fixed.

3220
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:31,550
- I can't believe you
would just accept something

3221
02:00:31,550 --> 02:00:33,570
from the enemy like that.

3222
02:00:33,570 --> 02:00:34,850
- It was a lapse in judgment.

3223
02:00:34,850 --> 02:00:36,210
It won't happen again.

3224
02:00:36,210 --> 02:00:37,970
- Yeah, because next time we'll be dead.

3225
02:00:37,970 --> 02:00:39,280
Come on, Wash, you're supposed to be

3226
02:00:39,280 --> 02:00:40,300
the smart one in the group.

3227
02:00:40,300 --> 02:00:41,740
- I thought I was a
smart one in the group.

3228
02:00:41,740 --> 02:00:45,070
- Eh, smart's relative,
like good looks or skills.

3229
02:00:45,070 --> 02:00:45,970
Sometimes you have to settle.

3230
02:00:45,970 --> 02:00:47,010
- Would you guys all shut up?

3231
02:00:47,010 --> 02:00:48,000
This isn't helping.

3232
02:00:48,000 --> 02:00:49,140
- Oh yeah, right.

3233
02:00:49,140 --> 02:00:51,250
Since when have you managed
to help out around here?

3234
02:00:51,250 --> 02:00:52,570
- Hey, maybe you haven't noticed,

3235
02:00:52,570 --> 02:00:54,560
but I've kind of been running
this shut while you were gone.

3236
02:00:54,560 --> 02:00:57,040
- Just out of curiosity, who
ran stuff when he was here?

3237
02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:59,210
- Well, you ran straight
into the ground, Tucker.

3238
02:00:59,210 --> 02:01:01,300
Great job, you must be so proud.

3239
02:01:01,300 --> 02:01:02,710
- Okay.

3240
02:01:02,710 --> 02:01:05,770
Everyone's a little tense right now.

3241
02:01:05,770 --> 02:01:07,625
- Well, at least I tried.

3242
02:01:07,625 --> 02:01:08,458
- You?

3243
02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:09,291
What about me?

3244
02:01:09,291 --> 02:01:10,310
You think I've been a
vacation this whole time?

3245
02:01:10,310 --> 02:01:12,150
- Please stop fighting!

3246
02:01:12,150 --> 02:01:14,693
Can't you see you're
tearing this family apart?

3247
02:01:18,140 --> 02:01:18,973
- Right.

3248
02:01:18,973 --> 02:01:19,900
This shit's getting weird, I'm out.

3249
02:01:19,900 --> 02:01:21,770
Hey, if you need me,
I'll be thinking of a way

3250
02:01:21,770 --> 02:01:24,190
to keep us alive for the next 24 hours.

3251
02:01:24,190 --> 02:01:25,190
- Good riddance.

3252
02:01:25,190 --> 02:01:26,100
- [Epsilon] Hey, I heard that!

3253
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:28,950
I'm still actually in the room, dumbass!

3254
02:01:28,950 --> 02:01:30,985
- I'm gonna go check the perimeter.

3255
02:01:30,985 --> 02:01:32,000
(sighs)

3256
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:33,760
- I'll do the same.

3257
02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:36,663
Why don't you guys just take a breather?

3258
02:01:38,740 --> 02:01:42,080
- All right, bye Wash,
bye Carolina, bye Church!

3259
02:01:42,080 --> 02:01:44,130
- Caboose, aren't you
even like the tiniest bit

3260
02:01:44,130 --> 02:01:45,330
pissed off at Church?

3261
02:01:45,330 --> 02:01:47,380
- Uh, nope.

3262
02:01:47,380 --> 02:01:48,250
- Not even a little?

3263
02:01:48,250 --> 02:01:49,083
- Nah.

3264
02:01:49,083 --> 02:01:49,916
- At all?

3265
02:01:49,916 --> 02:01:50,749
- Yeah, no, not really.

3266
02:01:50,749 --> 02:01:51,683
- How?

3267
02:01:51,683 --> 02:01:52,516
He's being such an asshole.

3268
02:01:52,516 --> 02:01:54,500
- I'm pretty sure Church
has always been an asshole.

3269
02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,830
Yeah, isn't that kind of his thing?

3270
02:01:55,830 --> 02:01:58,350
Like Simmons is smart, I'm good-looking,

3271
02:01:58,350 --> 02:02:00,737
you guys are the dumb one, the lazy one

3272
02:02:00,737 --> 02:02:01,570
and the mean one.

3273
02:02:01,570 --> 02:02:02,660
- But he doesn't even care about us.

3274
02:02:02,660 --> 02:02:03,940
- I don't know about that.

3275
02:02:03,940 --> 02:02:06,180
He stopped that mercenary
from cutting up Caboose.

3276
02:02:06,180 --> 02:02:08,110
Missed opportunity if you ask me.

3277
02:02:08,110 --> 02:02:09,770
- Well, he abandoned us.

3278
02:02:09,770 --> 02:02:11,730
- But didn't you guys do the same thing?

3279
02:02:11,730 --> 02:02:12,563
- Huh?

3280
02:02:12,563 --> 02:02:14,350
- Uh, the rebels?

3281
02:02:14,350 --> 02:02:15,950
- Well, yeah,

3282
02:02:15,950 --> 02:02:18,170
but there were more important
things we had to do.

3283
02:02:18,170 --> 02:02:20,020
- I kind of feel like stopping the sale

3284
02:02:20,020 --> 02:02:22,260
of illegal military equipment
might've been more important

3285
02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:23,630
than hanging out in the canyon.

3286
02:02:23,630 --> 02:02:26,480
- Okay, Tucker, I'm gonna tell you this

3287
02:02:26,480 --> 02:02:28,950
only because you respect
my opinion so much.

3288
02:02:28,950 --> 02:02:31,750
- I actually don't listen
to anything you say ever.

3289
02:02:31,750 --> 02:02:33,260
- Classic lazy one.

3290
02:02:33,260 --> 02:02:35,440
- If you keep being mean to Church,

3291
02:02:35,440 --> 02:02:37,577
Church will just keep being mean to you,

3292
02:02:37,577 --> 02:02:41,591
and then everyone will be
mean to everyone all the time

3293
02:02:41,591 --> 02:02:44,360
and everything will be bad
and no one will have fun.

3294
02:02:44,360 --> 02:02:45,440
- Is this-

3295
02:02:45,440 --> 02:02:47,823
Are you trying to give a
motivational speech right now?

3296
02:02:47,823 --> 02:02:50,400
- Shh, I want to see where he's going.

3297
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:52,413
- I mean, come on.

3298
02:02:52,413 --> 02:02:54,443
Is this really what you want?

3299
02:02:54,443 --> 02:02:58,210
You just, you just want to be
angry and mean all the time?

3300
02:02:58,210 --> 02:02:59,800
Because that is dumb.

3301
02:02:59,800 --> 02:03:01,290
And you know what?

3302
02:03:01,290 --> 02:03:02,840
You're dumb for thinking that.

3303
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:04,500
- Did Caboose just call someone dumb?

3304
02:03:04,500 --> 02:03:06,772
- That's calling the kettle blue.

3305
02:03:06,772 --> 02:03:08,040
- So Church left.

3306
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:10,070
And maybe some of us were sad.

3307
02:03:10,070 --> 02:03:11,689
But you know what?

3308
02:03:11,689 --> 02:03:12,886
That is okay!

3309
02:03:12,886 --> 02:03:15,467
Because he was just trying
to do something good,

3310
02:03:15,467 --> 02:03:17,187
and he just made a mistake,

3311
02:03:17,187 --> 02:03:20,053
and we all make mistakes sometimes.

3312
02:03:21,350 --> 02:03:22,830
- Wow, Caboose-

3313
02:03:22,830 --> 02:03:25,465
- So shut up and get over it!

3314
02:03:25,465 --> 02:03:27,960
(wind howling)

3315
02:03:27,960 --> 02:03:29,993
- Well, my work is done here.

3316
02:03:32,500 --> 02:03:35,863
- You know, I really do fucking hate him.

3317
02:03:37,497 --> 02:03:40,080
(somber music)

3318
02:03:45,950 --> 02:03:47,813
- Hey, Carolina, can-

3319
02:03:50,105 --> 02:03:51,710
You think I could talk
to church for a second?

3320
02:03:51,710 --> 02:03:54,420
- Oh, sure.

3321
02:03:54,420 --> 02:03:56,030
- Epsilon.

3322
02:03:56,030 --> 02:03:57,603
Church, get out here.

3323
02:03:58,690 --> 02:03:59,710
Church!

3324
02:03:59,710 --> 02:04:01,003
- Just say you're sorry.

3325
02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:04,330
- Can't a guy have a
little privacy around-

3326
02:04:04,330 --> 02:04:05,163
Oh.

3327
02:04:05,163 --> 02:04:06,502
- Hey.

3328
02:04:06,502 --> 02:04:07,731
- What do you want?

3329
02:04:07,731 --> 02:04:08,564
(sighs)

3330
02:04:08,564 --> 02:04:12,340
- So I guess I've been kind
of a dick since you got back.

3331
02:04:12,340 --> 02:04:14,610
- Oh, well, yeah, I mean, sure.

3332
02:04:14,610 --> 02:04:16,110
If you want to put it lightly.

3333
02:04:20,873 --> 02:04:23,480
I mean, I mean, I guess I did,

3334
02:04:23,480 --> 02:04:26,350
you know, leave you guys
without saying anything.

3335
02:04:26,350 --> 02:04:29,271
Which at the time seem poetic
and heroic and all that.

3336
02:04:29,271 --> 02:04:31,260
But you know, I guess from
a practical standpoint,

3337
02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:32,804
I probably should have left a note.

3338
02:04:32,804 --> 02:04:33,637
- Yeah.

3339
02:04:34,685 --> 02:04:38,483
- I'm just not used to you
actually doing stuff, you know?

3340
02:04:38,483 --> 02:04:39,316
I mean, it's weird.

3341
02:04:39,316 --> 02:04:40,430
Normally you guys just dick around

3342
02:04:40,430 --> 02:04:41,870
and I have to do everything.

3343
02:04:41,870 --> 02:04:45,263
- Well, you don't have
to do everything anymore.

3344
02:04:46,240 --> 02:04:49,293
- Yeah, well, I guess it
just takes getting used to.

3345
02:04:51,261 --> 02:04:52,930
- You know, I think I saw some beer

3346
02:04:52,930 --> 02:04:53,810
back at the gas station.

3347
02:04:53,810 --> 02:04:55,370
- Hologram, dude, still a hologram.

3348
02:04:55,370 --> 02:04:56,490
- Oh, right.

3349
02:04:56,490 --> 02:04:57,780
- But thanks.

3350
02:04:57,780 --> 02:04:59,310
You can have mine.

3351
02:04:59,310 --> 02:05:00,403
- Seriously?

3352
02:05:01,370 --> 02:05:02,410
That's it?

3353
02:05:02,410 --> 02:05:04,920
No "I'm sorry"?

3354
02:05:04,920 --> 02:05:05,753
Nothing?

3355
02:05:06,801 --> 02:05:08,720
- Carolina, we're dudes.

3356
02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:10,330
- Yeah, this is pretty much as emotional

3357
02:05:10,330 --> 02:05:11,163
as we're gonna get.

3358
02:05:11,163 --> 02:05:12,560
- Yeah, you just witnessed like,

3359
02:05:12,560 --> 02:05:14,070
an entire lifetime's worth

3360
02:05:14,070 --> 02:05:15,250
of male emotion in one minute.

3361
02:05:15,250 --> 02:05:16,740
- What was she expecting?

3362
02:05:16,740 --> 02:05:17,644
- Beats me.

3363
02:05:17,644 --> 02:05:18,590
Can you believe I have to live with her?

3364
02:05:18,590 --> 02:05:19,600
- Dude, that sucks.

3365
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:20,840
- Tell me about it.

3366
02:05:20,840 --> 02:05:22,460
- Oh, wait, does that mean
you get to see her naked?

3367
02:05:22,460 --> 02:05:24,760
- [Epsilon] Okay man, don't make it weird.

3368
02:05:24,760 --> 02:05:27,320
- So are they good?

3369
02:05:27,320 --> 02:05:30,620
- I think they're as good
as they're gonna get.

3370
02:05:30,620 --> 02:05:31,780
- About time.

3371
02:05:31,780 --> 02:05:32,980
- You're telling me.

3372
02:05:34,905 --> 02:05:37,155
- Now can we get back to the
whole civil war thing please?

3373
02:05:37,155 --> 02:05:38,910
(radio static)

3374
02:05:38,910 --> 02:05:39,970
- Oh, my ears!

3375
02:05:39,970 --> 02:05:41,710
My sensitive ears.

3376
02:05:41,710 --> 02:05:43,460
- [Felix] Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

3377
02:05:43,460 --> 02:05:44,740
This is your captain speaking.

3378
02:05:44,740 --> 02:05:47,010
And boy, have I got some news for you?

3379
02:05:47,010 --> 02:05:48,760
- You just had to ask for it.

3380
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:49,880
- It's Felix.

3381
02:05:49,880 --> 02:05:51,050
He's using the radios.

3382
02:05:51,050 --> 02:05:52,290
- Hey asshole, we're not interested

3383
02:05:52,290 --> 02:05:53,840
in whatever bullshit you're selling.

3384
02:05:53,840 --> 02:05:55,100
- [Felix] Oh, but Tucker,

3385
02:05:55,100 --> 02:05:57,340
in a miraculous one-time only deal,

3386
02:05:57,340 --> 02:05:59,700
you've all been upgraded to first class

3387
02:05:59,700 --> 02:06:02,763
on a one-way flight off of Chorus.

3388
02:06:04,150 --> 02:06:05,593
Are you interested now?

3389
02:06:06,860 --> 02:06:08,200
- [Simmons] I would be lying if I said

3390
02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:09,990
I wasn't a little interested.

3391
02:06:09,990 --> 02:06:12,160
- What exactly are you playing at?

3392
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:13,840
- [Felix] Okay, easy there, darlin'.

3393
02:06:13,840 --> 02:06:16,250
I know this is all very exciting,

3394
02:06:16,250 --> 02:06:18,180
so I'm gonna hand the mic
over to my partner here

3395
02:06:18,180 --> 02:06:19,740
to tell you the details.

3396
02:06:19,740 --> 02:06:21,070
- It's time your people understood

3397
02:06:21,070 --> 02:06:23,540
the futility of your situation.

3398
02:06:23,540 --> 02:06:25,700
We know where you're hiding.

3399
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:27,030
We know you're in possession

3400
02:06:27,030 --> 02:06:29,270
of a single teleportation grenade,

3401
02:06:29,270 --> 02:06:31,070
and we know that you hold the coordinates

3402
02:06:31,070 --> 02:06:34,060
to a particularly valuable radio jammer.

3403
02:06:34,060 --> 02:06:36,010
Which is why my partner and I

3404
02:06:36,010 --> 02:06:39,060
are contacting you from its location.

3405
02:06:39,060 --> 02:06:40,610
Make no mistake,

3406
02:06:40,610 --> 02:06:43,973
you will not be interfering
with today's events.

3407
02:06:43,973 --> 02:06:44,806
- [Tucker] Says you.

3408
02:06:44,806 --> 02:06:46,930
We're the champs of interfering with shit.

3409
02:06:46,930 --> 02:06:49,000
- As we speak, the armies of Chorus

3410
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:51,115
are converging on the Capitol,

3411
02:06:51,115 --> 02:06:53,665
and the battle that ensues
will leave no survivors.

3412
02:06:54,929 --> 02:06:59,929
If your goal was to save
these people, you have failed.

3413
02:06:59,950 --> 02:07:03,640
But you'll now have an
opportunity to save yourselves.

3414
02:07:03,640 --> 02:07:04,860
- What do you mean?

3415
02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:07,310
- [Felix] Once the chumps
at the Capitol are all dead,

3416
02:07:07,310 --> 02:07:09,300
you guys will be the only loose ends left.

3417
02:07:09,300 --> 02:07:11,490
Now, seeing as you've
disabled our tracking device

3418
02:07:11,490 --> 02:07:14,864
and have the means to teleport
anywhere in the world,

3419
02:07:14,864 --> 02:07:18,610
this poses a somewhat annoying problem.

3420
02:07:18,610 --> 02:07:21,880
- [Locus] Which is what Control
is offering to make a deal.

3421
02:07:21,880 --> 02:07:23,190
- Control?

3422
02:07:23,190 --> 02:07:24,460
- If you choose to teleport

3423
02:07:24,460 --> 02:07:27,170
back to your camp at Crash Site Bravo,

3424
02:07:27,170 --> 02:07:30,249
you'll find a small ship
waiting to take you home.

3425
02:07:30,249 --> 02:07:33,110
But if you fail to arrive within the hour,

3426
02:07:33,110 --> 02:07:36,960
we will find you and we will kill you.

3427
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:38,770
- [Grif] I'm gonna go ahead
and call bullshit on that.

3428
02:07:38,770 --> 02:07:41,269
- Yeah, why should we
believe anything you say?

3429
02:07:41,269 --> 02:07:46,269
- [Locus] See for yourself.

3430
02:07:47,824 --> 02:07:51,047
(engines whirring)

3431
02:07:51,047 --> 02:07:53,262
(Lopez speaking Spanish)

3432
02:07:53,262 --> 02:07:54,095
- You're right, Lopez.

3433
02:07:54,095 --> 02:07:56,080
That is the ship that dropped us off.

3434
02:07:56,080 --> 02:07:59,710
(Lopez speaking Spanish)

3435
02:07:59,710 --> 02:08:00,990
- [Locus] It's fully functional

3436
02:08:00,990 --> 02:08:03,060
and en route to the canyon now.

3437
02:08:03,060 --> 02:08:04,330
- So you've got to ship.

3438
02:08:04,330 --> 02:08:06,100
How are we supposed to
know you won't shoot us

3439
02:08:06,100 --> 02:08:07,522
the second we arrive?

3440
02:08:07,522 --> 02:08:10,790
- Well you can't, but if it
makes you feel any better,

3441
02:08:10,790 --> 02:08:13,400
this wasn't our idea, trust me.

3442
02:08:13,400 --> 02:08:15,460
I'm really hoping you're dumb enough

3443
02:08:15,460 --> 02:08:16,990
to turn this offer down.

3444
02:08:16,990 --> 02:08:19,280
- Our client is a person of business.

3445
02:08:19,280 --> 02:08:22,580
They understand that you want
no part in this conflict,

3446
02:08:22,580 --> 02:08:24,420
and they are willing to let you live

3447
02:08:24,420 --> 02:08:27,310
if you agree never to speak
of our involvement here.

3448
02:08:27,310 --> 02:08:30,620
- And trust us, they'll know if you do.

3449
02:08:30,620 --> 02:08:32,960
- Agent Washington, I've
been ordered to offer you

3450
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:34,873
and your men a way out.

3451
02:08:36,208 --> 02:08:38,263
And I never break an order.

3452
02:08:39,660 --> 02:08:41,540
You have one hour to make a decision.

3453
02:08:41,540 --> 02:08:43,327
- [Felix] Hope you make the right one.

3454
02:08:45,756 --> 02:08:48,339
(wind howling)

3455
02:08:53,219 --> 02:08:56,302
(electronic beeping)

3456
02:08:57,469 --> 02:08:59,120
(grunts)

3457
02:08:59,120 --> 02:08:59,953
- Sorry.

3458
02:08:59,953 --> 02:09:00,890
- It's all good.

3459
02:09:00,890 --> 02:09:03,390
Just severe whiplash.

3460
02:09:03,390 --> 02:09:05,370
- So how is it you can fix cars

3461
02:09:05,370 --> 02:09:06,660
when you can't even drive them?

3462
02:09:06,660 --> 02:09:09,270
- I'm sorry, Antoine, I couldn't hear you

3463
02:09:09,270 --> 02:09:12,840
over the sound of your
perpetual poor attitude.

3464
02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:14,970
- Oh, fucking got him!

3465
02:09:14,970 --> 02:09:16,980
- Dropping that first name shit.

3466
02:09:16,980 --> 02:09:18,550
- God, I hope you die before me.

3467
02:09:18,550 --> 02:09:20,150
- Cut the chatter.

3468
02:09:20,150 --> 02:09:21,510
Entry point seven secure.

3469
02:09:21,510 --> 02:09:24,120
No hostiles detected, over.

3470
02:09:24,120 --> 02:09:24,953
- [Man] Roger that, Smith.

3471
02:09:24,953 --> 02:09:25,786
Moving up.

3472
02:09:27,073 --> 02:09:28,750
- [Soldier] Come on, guys, let's go!

3473
02:09:28,750 --> 02:09:30,380
- Oh, hey, I just realized,

3474
02:09:30,380 --> 02:09:31,910
this is our first mission together.

3475
02:09:31,910 --> 02:09:32,743
- Huh?

3476
02:09:32,743 --> 02:09:34,540
- As a super elite team, remember?

3477
02:09:34,540 --> 02:09:36,150
- Yeah, some team we turned out to be.

3478
02:09:36,150 --> 02:09:37,560
- Yeah, we're like the Avengers.

3479
02:09:37,560 --> 02:09:39,680
Okay, Smith can be Captain America,

3480
02:09:39,680 --> 02:09:40,890
Jensen's Black Widow.

3481
02:09:40,890 --> 02:09:41,910
- Who are you?

3482
02:09:41,910 --> 02:09:44,170
- Uh, Tony Stark, obviously.

3483
02:09:44,170 --> 02:09:46,000
- Oh, whatever, you're totally Hawkeye.

3484
02:09:46,000 --> 02:09:47,630
- Comic book Hawkeye or movie Hawkeye?

3485
02:09:47,630 --> 02:09:48,740
- Movie Hawkeye.

3486
02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:49,630
- You fuck yourself.

3487
02:09:49,630 --> 02:09:50,463
- Hey!

3488
02:09:51,410 --> 02:09:52,550
Palomo's right.

3489
02:09:52,550 --> 02:09:55,100
The captains chose us for a reason,

3490
02:09:55,100 --> 02:09:58,540
and none of us are going to let them down.

3491
02:09:58,540 --> 02:09:59,543
Now let's move out.

3492
02:10:02,180 --> 02:10:03,990
- Keep interference to a minimum.

3493
02:10:03,990 --> 02:10:05,880
Let them kill each other
and only target those

3494
02:10:05,880 --> 02:10:07,497
who try to escape.

3495
02:10:07,497 --> 02:10:09,733
- Hmm, this is gonna be too easy.

3496
02:10:11,696 --> 02:10:13,310
(somber music)

3497
02:10:13,310 --> 02:10:16,530
- All right, the way I see
it, we've got three options.

3498
02:10:16,530 --> 02:10:17,920
I'm gonna go through these in the order

3499
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:20,670
of fucking terrible to God damn nightmare.

3500
02:10:20,670 --> 02:10:23,450
Option A, we can take our
last teleportation grenade

3501
02:10:23,450 --> 02:10:24,660
and jump to a place on Chorus

3502
02:10:24,660 --> 02:10:26,170
where we can lay low for awhile.

3503
02:10:26,170 --> 02:10:28,280
The obvious con here is that the armies

3504
02:10:28,280 --> 02:10:30,200
will probably blow each other to bits.

3505
02:10:30,200 --> 02:10:32,490
But Carolina and I have gotten pretty good

3506
02:10:32,490 --> 02:10:34,260
about fighting these guys on the run.

3507
02:10:34,260 --> 02:10:36,160
If we're careful, we
might be able to gather

3508
02:10:36,160 --> 02:10:38,590
enough equipment and intel
to get off this planet

3509
02:10:38,590 --> 02:10:40,200
and bring Control to justice.

3510
02:10:40,200 --> 02:10:42,500
- Just to clarify, that's the best option?

3511
02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:44,130
- That was fucking terrible.

3512
02:10:44,130 --> 02:10:47,010
- We lose Chorus, but still have a chance

3513
02:10:47,010 --> 02:10:50,840
to bring down Control and
walk away from this alive.

3514
02:10:50,840 --> 02:10:52,650
That gets us two out of three.

3515
02:10:52,650 --> 02:10:54,080
- What's option B?

3516
02:10:54,080 --> 02:10:55,490
- If, and let me tell you,

3517
02:10:55,490 --> 02:10:57,430
I cannot stress this if hard enough,

3518
02:10:57,430 --> 02:11:00,190
if Locus and Felix are telling the truth,

3519
02:11:00,190 --> 02:11:03,800
we go back to the canyon,
get on the ship, go home.

3520
02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:05,790
If anybody asks, we tell
them we stole the ride

3521
02:11:05,790 --> 02:11:07,930
before all the crazy army people showed up

3522
02:11:07,930 --> 02:11:09,030
and started murdering each other.

3523
02:11:09,030 --> 02:11:10,110
- Gotta be honest.

3524
02:11:10,110 --> 02:11:12,243
I'm not the biggest fan of the if,

3525
02:11:12,243 --> 02:11:14,370
and the thousands of
deaths aren't great either.

3526
02:11:14,370 --> 02:11:15,760
- What about option C?

3527
02:11:15,760 --> 02:11:16,670
(sighs)

3528
02:11:16,670 --> 02:11:18,690
- We teleport to the radio jammer.

3529
02:11:18,690 --> 02:11:22,220
If we take out the defenses
and shut down the machine,

3530
02:11:22,220 --> 02:11:24,460
and if we're not too late,

3531
02:11:24,460 --> 02:11:26,807
then we can broadcast a
message to the Capitol.

3532
02:11:26,807 --> 02:11:28,730
- Oh, well that one doesn't sound too bad.

3533
02:11:28,730 --> 02:11:30,810
- Well, here's the thing.

3534
02:11:30,810 --> 02:11:33,070
I've been running Carolina's
healing unit whenever I can,

3535
02:11:33,070 --> 02:11:34,810
but her leg is still garbage.

3536
02:11:34,810 --> 02:11:36,650
Combine that with the fact that these guys

3537
02:11:36,650 --> 02:11:39,050
have Freelancer equipment,
advanced weaponry-

3538
02:11:39,050 --> 02:11:40,510
- We get it.

3539
02:11:40,510 --> 02:11:42,653
Some of us won't make it back.

3540
02:11:42,653 --> 02:11:45,970
- Most of us won't make it back.

3541
02:11:45,970 --> 02:11:47,580
- But we could save
everyone at the Capitol.

3542
02:11:47,580 --> 02:11:50,440
- Yeah, if, if, if we
make it back in time.

3543
02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:53,330
Then you just need to find
a way to convince two armies

3544
02:11:53,330 --> 02:11:55,900
that a bunch of dead
people are actually alive

3545
02:11:55,900 --> 02:11:56,940
and telling the truth.

3546
02:11:56,940 --> 02:11:58,560
- There's a fourth option.

3547
02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:00,840
Carolina and I go on the run with Epsilon

3548
02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:03,467
and do our best to bring down Control.

3549
02:12:03,467 --> 02:12:06,820
And the rest of you take
the ship and go home.

3550
02:12:06,820 --> 02:12:09,560
- That's actually not a bad idea.

3551
02:12:09,560 --> 02:12:11,180
- The three of us would be able

3552
02:12:11,180 --> 02:12:14,460
to move around the planet easier
without the extra baggage.

3553
02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:15,300
No offense.

3554
02:12:15,300 --> 02:12:16,390
- No, baggage was right.

3555
02:12:16,390 --> 02:12:17,710
We're comfortable with who we are.

3556
02:12:17,710 --> 02:12:19,940
- But we can't just leave.

3557
02:12:19,940 --> 02:12:21,233
- Yes, you can.

3558
02:12:22,310 --> 02:12:24,490
This isn't your responsibility.

3559
02:12:24,490 --> 02:12:26,830
You all held up your end of the bargain.

3560
02:12:26,830 --> 02:12:28,360
You helped us fight.

3561
02:12:28,360 --> 02:12:29,633
You saved your friends.

3562
02:12:30,610 --> 02:12:34,450
So now all that's left
is for you to go home.

3563
02:12:36,605 --> 02:12:39,188
(somber music)

3564
02:12:56,454 --> 02:12:59,537
(electronic beeping)

3565
02:13:01,650 --> 02:13:03,420
- Something's not right.

3566
02:13:03,420 --> 02:13:05,820
Squad leaders in the
downtown area report in.

3567
02:13:05,820 --> 02:13:07,620
- Still no enemies in sight, ma'am.

3568
02:13:07,620 --> 02:13:09,270
- Yeah, we got nothing over here.

3569
02:13:11,310 --> 02:13:14,910
- Ma'am, you don't think
Felix had bad intel, do you?

3570
02:13:14,910 --> 02:13:16,370
- Anything's possible.

3571
02:13:16,370 --> 02:13:17,283
Just stay alert.

3572
02:13:18,240 --> 02:13:20,155
He should have been back by now.

3573
02:13:20,155 --> 02:13:20,988
(crashing)

3574
02:13:20,988 --> 02:13:21,821
- What was that?

3575
02:13:21,821 --> 02:13:22,654
- Shit!

3576
02:13:22,654 --> 02:13:23,647
City's roadblocks just locked up.

3577
02:13:23,647 --> 02:13:24,480
- What?

3578
02:13:24,480 --> 02:13:25,690
- Same thing just happened in our sector.

3579
02:13:25,690 --> 02:13:26,640
- [Soldier] Freeze!

3580
02:13:27,891 --> 02:13:29,068
- Uh-oh.

3581
02:13:29,068 --> 02:13:30,195
- Uh-oh.

3582
02:13:30,195 --> 02:13:31,028
- Uh-oh.

3583
02:13:32,537 --> 02:13:33,370
- Oh.

3584
02:13:33,370 --> 02:13:34,508
- Don't say it.

3585
02:13:34,508 --> 02:13:35,341
- It's a trap!

3586
02:13:35,341 --> 02:13:36,463
- Get us out of here!

3587
02:13:37,833 --> 02:13:39,628
(alarm beeping)

3588
02:13:39,628 --> 02:13:42,521
(tires squealing)

3589
02:13:42,521 --> 02:13:43,354
- Well, well, well.

3590
02:13:45,650 --> 02:13:48,963
Vanessa Kimball, leader
of the New Republic.

3591
02:13:49,830 --> 02:13:51,393
Welcome to the Capitol.

3592
02:13:53,043 --> 02:13:56,293
(electricity sparking)

3593
02:13:58,170 --> 02:13:59,120
- Time's almost up.

3594
02:14:00,130 --> 02:14:01,470
- Bravo, report.

3595
02:14:01,470 --> 02:14:03,820
- [Bravo] No visual on the targets.

3596
02:14:03,820 --> 02:14:06,170
I don't think they're coming, sir.

3597
02:14:06,170 --> 02:14:08,173
- Hmm, stay on guard.

3598
02:14:09,576 --> 02:14:11,393
- Hmm, guess they didn't trust us.

3599
02:14:16,410 --> 02:14:19,310
Locus, how many men
did you bring with you?

3600
02:14:19,310 --> 02:14:20,270
Four.

3601
02:14:20,270 --> 02:14:21,933
The rest were needed at the Capitol.

3602
02:14:23,464 --> 02:14:25,143
- You don't say.

3603
02:14:26,030 --> 02:14:27,790
- Four pirates carrying prototypes.

3604
02:14:27,790 --> 02:14:29,530
Mercs are sticking to their usual.

3605
02:14:29,530 --> 02:14:31,160
I'm heading away from
the jamming tower now.

3606
02:14:31,160 --> 02:14:32,340
- [Washington] Did they see you?

3607
02:14:32,340 --> 02:14:33,373
- Excuse me.

3608
02:14:34,220 --> 02:14:35,280
You look familiar.

3609
02:14:35,280 --> 02:14:36,265
Have we met?

3610
02:14:36,265 --> 02:14:37,134
(gun fires)

3611
02:14:37,134 --> 02:14:39,450
Oh, man, you are fast!

3612
02:14:39,450 --> 02:14:42,011
Oh, but minus points on originality.

3613
02:14:42,011 --> 02:14:42,844
(gun fires)

3614
02:14:42,844 --> 02:14:44,740
See what I mean?

3615
02:14:44,740 --> 02:14:47,520
- All right, you have me.

3616
02:14:47,520 --> 02:14:50,560
- So where's the rest of the crew?

3617
02:14:50,560 --> 02:14:51,960
- They're not here.

3618
02:14:51,960 --> 02:14:52,890
I came alone.

3619
02:14:52,890 --> 02:14:55,930
- Well, that is classic
you from what I've heard,

3620
02:14:55,930 --> 02:14:58,070
but seeing as they
weren't at the gas station

3621
02:14:58,070 --> 02:15:00,870
or the ship we so generously provided,

3622
02:15:00,870 --> 02:15:02,530
I'm not sure I believe you.

3623
02:15:02,530 --> 02:15:04,660
- Well, I guess that's your problem.

3624
02:15:04,660 --> 02:15:06,530
- Actually, if you don't tell your friends

3625
02:15:06,530 --> 02:15:07,670
to come out and surrender,

3626
02:15:07,670 --> 02:15:09,620
you're gonna have a problem
the size of a golf ball

3627
02:15:09,620 --> 02:15:10,820
in the middle of your forehead.

3628
02:15:10,820 --> 02:15:14,680
- Funny, I was just about
to tell you the same thing.

3629
02:15:14,680 --> 02:15:15,520
- Oh, hey, Wash.

3630
02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:17,040
Heads up, you're gonna
feel like an asshole

3631
02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:19,513
in three, two and-

3632
02:15:20,460 --> 02:15:22,310
- [Locus] You continue to both surprise

3633
02:15:22,310 --> 02:15:24,540
and disappointment me, Agent Washington.

3634
02:15:24,540 --> 02:15:25,863
- Yeah, yeah, there it is.

3635
02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:31,110
- [Doyle] Never in all my
life have I met a human being

3636
02:15:31,110 --> 02:15:34,920
as selfish and bloodthirsty
as you, Ms. Kimball.

3637
02:15:34,920 --> 02:15:36,550
- How dare you.

3638
02:15:36,550 --> 02:15:38,970
- Marching to the Capitol
thinking you could kick us

3639
02:15:38,970 --> 02:15:40,020
while we're down.

3640
02:15:40,020 --> 02:15:41,400
Have you no decency?

3641
02:15:41,400 --> 02:15:43,390
- We tried to be decent in the past,

3642
02:15:43,390 --> 02:15:45,743
but we all remember how
that turned out, don't we?

3643
02:15:45,743 --> 02:15:48,180
- My dear girl, I can assure you

3644
02:15:48,180 --> 02:15:50,480
I haven't the slightest
idea what you mean.

3645
02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:51,450
- Of course not.

3646
02:15:51,450 --> 02:15:53,710
You're still too busy trying
to uphold a government

3647
02:15:53,710 --> 02:15:55,960
that doesn't even exist anymore.

3648
02:15:55,960 --> 02:15:58,110
- Because you killed
everyone who stood for it.

3649
02:15:58,110 --> 02:16:00,440
- It was a broken fucking bureaucracy

3650
02:16:00,440 --> 02:16:01,930
that nearly killed the planet.

3651
02:16:01,930 --> 02:16:04,130
- And you're all a ruthless
lot of of anarchists

3652
02:16:04,130 --> 02:16:06,145
who killed the only outsiders

3653
02:16:06,145 --> 02:16:08,040
brave enough to try and save it.

3654
02:16:08,040 --> 02:16:09,320
- I would-

3655
02:16:09,320 --> 02:16:11,173
Wait, what did you say?

3656
02:16:15,130 --> 02:16:16,503
- This might be a problem.

3657
02:16:19,450 --> 02:16:20,720
- All right, guys,

3658
02:16:20,720 --> 02:16:22,880
come out and I promise to kill you quick.

3659
02:16:22,880 --> 02:16:25,300
Waste my time, and you get
to watch the Freelancers

3660
02:16:25,300 --> 02:16:26,450
die over the course of,

3661
02:16:27,610 --> 02:16:29,260
well, until whenever I get bored.

3662
02:16:32,963 --> 02:16:35,280
Spread out and find them.

3663
02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:36,935
They might be hiding in one of the caves.

3664
02:16:36,935 --> 02:16:37,768
(gunshot)

3665
02:16:37,768 --> 02:16:38,601
- [Tucker] Caboose!

3666
02:16:38,601 --> 02:16:39,830
- [Caboose] I didn't do it!

3667
02:16:39,830 --> 02:16:41,860
- Or maybe they'll just
telegraph their position

3668
02:16:41,860 --> 02:16:43,180
'cause they're idiots.

3669
02:16:43,180 --> 02:16:44,443
- Shoot on sight.

3670
02:16:47,250 --> 02:16:50,450
- Tell me, when you
murdered the Reds and Blues,

3671
02:16:50,450 --> 02:16:52,690
was it because you
couldn't stand the thought

3672
02:16:52,690 --> 02:16:53,860
of them siding with us

3673
02:16:53,860 --> 02:16:55,610
or were they merely caught up

3674
02:16:55,610 --> 02:16:57,670
in the decimation of our outpost?

3675
02:16:57,670 --> 02:16:59,210
- What are you talking about?

3676
02:16:59,210 --> 02:17:01,550
We didn't decimate anything.

3677
02:17:01,550 --> 02:17:02,750
- It came from here.

3678
02:17:02,750 --> 02:17:03,583
- Right.

3679
02:17:03,583 --> 02:17:04,416
Move in on three.

3680
02:17:04,416 --> 02:17:05,650
- You killed the Reds and Blues

3681
02:17:05,650 --> 02:17:07,070
after they rescued their friends.

3682
02:17:07,070 --> 02:17:09,410
- We did no such thing!

3683
02:17:09,410 --> 02:17:10,270
- Two.

3684
02:17:10,270 --> 02:17:12,140
- You know, I just gotta ask,

3685
02:17:12,140 --> 02:17:14,170
what did you think seven morons,

3686
02:17:14,170 --> 02:17:16,050
a couple of Freelancers and an AI

3687
02:17:16,050 --> 02:17:18,480
would actually be able to do here?

3688
02:17:18,480 --> 02:17:19,420
- One.

3689
02:17:19,420 --> 02:17:21,276
- But Felix said-

3690
02:17:21,276 --> 02:17:23,609
(gun fires)

3691
02:17:27,460 --> 02:17:29,210
- [Soldier] What the-?

3692
02:17:29,210 --> 02:17:32,740
Well, not much, but you forgot to count

3693
02:17:32,740 --> 02:17:35,000
the genius and the dog.

3694
02:17:35,000 --> 02:17:36,003
- The dog?

3695
02:17:37,230 --> 02:17:39,173
- [Freckles] Heat signature detected.

3696
02:17:40,233 --> 02:17:42,332
- Did that gun just fucking talk?

3697
02:17:42,332 --> 02:17:44,063
- [Freckles] Firing main cannon.

3698
02:17:44,063 --> 02:17:45,036
(gun fires)

3699
02:17:45,036 --> 02:17:45,869
(screams)

3700
02:17:45,869 --> 02:17:46,702
- What?

3701
02:17:46,702 --> 02:17:47,610
- Now!

3702
02:17:47,610 --> 02:17:48,443
- Attack!

3703
02:17:48,443 --> 02:17:49,313
- Open fire!

3704
02:17:49,313 --> 02:17:50,146
- Duck!

3705
02:17:51,794 --> 02:17:54,294
(guns firing)

3706
02:17:56,544 --> 02:17:58,157
- Move!

3707
02:17:58,157 --> 02:18:01,331
(guns firing)

3708
02:18:01,331 --> 02:18:03,581
(grunting)

3709
02:18:05,107 --> 02:18:07,895
(gun firing)

3710
02:18:07,895 --> 02:18:09,978
(grunts)

3711
02:18:11,352 --> 02:18:12,282
- Man down!

3712
02:18:12,282 --> 02:18:13,290
- Hiya!

3713
02:18:13,290 --> 02:18:14,310
Haha, bitch!

3714
02:18:14,310 --> 02:18:16,313
- Yes, good boy, Freckles.

3715
02:18:16,313 --> 02:18:18,570
- [Freckles] Thank you, Captain Caboose.

3716
02:18:18,570 --> 02:18:20,430
All right guys, two down, two to go.

3717
02:18:20,430 --> 02:18:22,070
- Roger that.

3718
02:18:22,070 --> 02:18:23,316
Come and get us, boys!

3719
02:18:23,316 --> 02:18:24,990
(guns fire)

3720
02:18:24,990 --> 02:18:26,590
Now might be a good time to run.

3721
02:18:27,796 --> 02:18:30,046
(grunting)

3722
02:18:36,935 --> 02:18:38,033
(gun fires)

3723
02:18:38,033 --> 02:18:40,283
(grunting)

3724
02:18:43,501 --> 02:18:45,834
(gun fires)

3725
02:18:53,420 --> 02:18:54,253
- Oh, come on.

3726
02:18:55,239 --> 02:18:56,530
(laughs menacingly)

3727
02:18:56,530 --> 02:18:57,740
- Fire in the hole!

3728
02:18:57,740 --> 02:18:58,573
- Huh?

3729
02:18:59,839 --> 02:19:00,689
[Carolina] Sorry!

3730
02:19:03,900 --> 02:19:05,405
- Take out those gunmen.

3731
02:19:05,405 --> 02:19:07,323
(guns firing)

3732
02:19:07,323 --> 02:19:08,156
- Missed!

3733
02:19:09,181 --> 02:19:10,589
Missed!

3734
02:19:10,589 --> 02:19:11,422
- Palomo!

3735
02:19:13,460 --> 02:19:14,933
- Okay, nice shot.

3736
02:19:18,170 --> 02:19:19,570
- Hey, suck it, Black!

3737
02:19:19,570 --> 02:19:20,403
- What?

3738
02:19:20,403 --> 02:19:22,600
- Just to clarify, that
wasn't a race thing.

3739
02:19:22,600 --> 02:19:23,450
- Come back here!

3740
02:19:24,410 --> 02:19:25,451
- Get him!

3741
02:19:25,451 --> 02:19:27,408
(yelling)

3742
02:19:27,408 --> 02:19:28,668
- Aim for the jugular!

3743
02:19:28,668 --> 02:19:29,501
- [Grif] Ow!

3744
02:19:29,501 --> 02:19:30,441
- The jugular!

3745
02:19:30,441 --> 02:19:31,274
- [Grif] Ow!

3746
02:19:31,274 --> 02:19:32,630
- Punch him in the God damn throat!

3747
02:19:32,630 --> 02:19:35,638
- [Grif] Well, why didn't you just say so?

3748
02:19:35,638 --> 02:19:37,880
(Sarge laughs)

3749
02:19:37,880 --> 02:19:38,923
- Does anyone copy?

3750
02:19:39,860 --> 02:19:42,010
God damn it, what's happening out there?

3751
02:19:42,010 --> 02:19:43,191
- Stick 'em up.

3752
02:19:43,191 --> 02:19:44,024
- Yipe!

3753
02:19:44,024 --> 02:19:45,964
(grunts)

3754
02:19:45,964 --> 02:19:46,960
(speaking Spanish)

3755
02:19:46,960 --> 02:19:49,417
- Lopez, no!

3756
02:19:49,417 --> 02:19:52,334
(speaking Spanish)

3757
02:19:55,423 --> 02:19:57,815
(laughs menacingly)

3758
02:19:57,815 --> 02:20:00,732
(speaking Spanish)

3759
02:20:05,642 --> 02:20:06,475
(gun firing)

3760
02:20:06,475 --> 02:20:07,308
- Felix!

3761
02:20:11,693 --> 02:20:13,943
(grunting)

3762
02:20:23,963 --> 02:20:25,770
- Haha, that was awesome.

3763
02:20:25,770 --> 02:20:26,990
- Stay focused.

3764
02:20:26,990 --> 02:20:28,440
Right, where's the other one?

3765
02:20:36,114 --> 02:20:36,947
- Whoa.

3766
02:20:41,960 --> 02:20:44,320
- If it's not a car, it's a cliff.

3767
02:20:47,690 --> 02:20:49,940
- Take care of the simulation troopers.

3768
02:20:49,940 --> 02:20:51,620
I have this under control.

3769
02:20:51,620 --> 02:20:52,453
- Right.

3770
02:20:58,541 --> 02:21:00,958
- Do not disappoint me again.

3771
02:21:04,493 --> 02:21:06,993
(guns firing)

3772
02:21:08,560 --> 02:21:09,610
- Oh, dear!

3773
02:21:09,610 --> 02:21:11,010
I'm a leader, not a fighter!

3774
02:21:12,090 --> 02:21:13,130
- Damn it!

3775
02:21:13,130 --> 02:21:14,210
Get ready to cover me.

3776
02:21:14,210 --> 02:21:15,333
I'm going after him.

3777
02:21:16,250 --> 02:21:17,823
This ends today.

3778
02:21:20,140 --> 02:21:21,110
- Come on, guys.

3779
02:21:21,110 --> 02:21:24,630
Let's not draw this out
any longer than we have to.

3780
02:21:24,630 --> 02:21:25,763
- Sounds good to me.

3781
02:21:30,132 --> 02:21:31,882
- Oh no, you are not.

3782
02:21:33,580 --> 02:21:34,804
Seriously?

3783
02:21:34,804 --> 02:21:36,680
You're gonna go with the sword?

3784
02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:38,540
Oh, oh no, okay, all right.

3785
02:21:38,540 --> 02:21:40,470
- What's wrong, you scared?

3786
02:21:40,470 --> 02:21:42,063
- This is gonna be fun.

3787
02:21:44,060 --> 02:21:45,763
- Last map, Wash, make it count.

3788
02:21:50,180 --> 02:21:52,470
- [Locus] Why do you continue
to help these people,

3789
02:21:52,470 --> 02:21:54,230
Agent Washington?

3790
02:21:54,230 --> 02:21:56,250
- Where are you?

3791
02:21:56,250 --> 02:21:58,980
- [Locus] You have
nothing to gain from them,

3792
02:21:58,980 --> 02:22:00,860
no reason to fight for them,

3793
02:22:00,860 --> 02:22:05,860
and yet here you stand with
your life on the line for them.

3794
02:22:05,900 --> 02:22:08,366
- Is that so hard to understand?

3795
02:22:08,366 --> 02:22:10,783
(gun firing)

3796
02:22:12,920 --> 02:22:15,823
- [Locus] You used to so much more.

3797
02:22:17,530 --> 02:22:19,800
- For God's sake, man, loosen up.

3798
02:22:19,800 --> 02:22:21,510
You gotta get limber.

3799
02:22:21,510 --> 02:22:22,490
- How did you convince Kimball

3800
02:22:22,490 --> 02:22:23,530
to go to the Capitol?

3801
02:22:23,530 --> 02:22:24,363
- Vanessa?

3802
02:22:24,363 --> 02:22:26,350
- Oh, she was easy.

3803
02:22:26,350 --> 02:22:29,020
I just made up some story about
how you all died heroically.

3804
02:22:29,020 --> 02:22:29,990
You should've seen it, man.

3805
02:22:29,990 --> 02:22:32,220
I gave the performance
of a fucking lifetime.

3806
02:22:32,220 --> 02:22:35,290
Got all broken up, threw
in a few dramatic pauses,

3807
02:22:35,290 --> 02:22:37,950
and they just ate it up.

3808
02:22:37,950 --> 02:22:40,140
- So how long have you and
Locus been working together?

3809
02:22:40,140 --> 02:22:42,990
- I'm sorry, I thought we were
going to be fighting here.

3810
02:22:45,183 --> 02:22:46,550
- Ah, son of a bitch!

3811
02:22:46,550 --> 02:22:48,453
- Round one, Felix.

3812
02:22:49,370 --> 02:22:50,863
- God you're a fucking tool.

3813
02:22:52,740 --> 02:22:55,360
- [Locus] You were once
an enemy to these men.

3814
02:22:55,360 --> 02:22:56,940
You were ruthless.

3815
02:22:56,940 --> 02:22:58,420
You were a survivor.

3816
02:22:58,420 --> 02:23:00,300
- I was a different person.

3817
02:23:00,300 --> 02:23:03,270
- [Locus] No, you were a soldier.

3818
02:23:03,270 --> 02:23:05,620
- You say that like they're
two different things.

3819
02:23:05,620 --> 02:23:08,930
- [Locus] When a true soldier
is told to kill, he kills.

3820
02:23:08,930 --> 02:23:12,580
He does not question why, he
does not mourn the fallen.

3821
02:23:12,580 --> 02:23:16,380
He fulfills his role then
moves on to the next.

3822
02:23:16,380 --> 02:23:17,750
- Is that what you want to be?

3823
02:23:17,750 --> 02:23:18,920
A true soldier?

3824
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:20,260
- No.

3825
02:23:20,260 --> 02:23:21,591
That is what I am.

3826
02:23:21,591 --> 02:23:23,537
(gun firing)

3827
02:23:23,537 --> 02:23:24,643
- Damn it.

3828
02:23:25,890 --> 02:23:26,950
- Ow, you dick!

3829
02:23:26,950 --> 02:23:29,650
- God, I just really want to savor this.

3830
02:23:29,650 --> 02:23:32,010
You know, once the Feds
and rebels kill each other,

3831
02:23:32,010 --> 02:23:33,430
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

3832
02:23:33,430 --> 02:23:36,490
I mean, we've been playing
these guys for years.

3833
02:23:36,490 --> 02:23:38,660
How do you just walk away
from something like that?

3834
02:23:38,660 --> 02:23:40,010
- What happened to retirement?

3835
02:23:40,010 --> 02:23:42,430
- Oh, well, yeah, I'll
be filthy stinking rich,

3836
02:23:42,430 --> 02:23:44,250
but I'm still in my prime.

3837
02:23:44,250 --> 02:23:46,690
There's so much more I could do.

3838
02:23:46,690 --> 02:23:47,770
- Keep talking, asshole.

3839
02:23:47,770 --> 02:23:49,370
- Well, the thing about that is-

3840
02:23:50,313 --> 02:23:54,030
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

3841
02:23:54,030 --> 02:23:55,620
You know, I just realized

3842
02:23:55,620 --> 02:23:57,320
I haven't seen your pals in awhile.

3843
02:23:57,320 --> 02:23:59,645
I wonder if they're trying
to get the jump on me?

3844
02:23:59,645 --> 02:24:02,427
- [Simmons] Ah, he knows!

3845
02:24:02,427 --> 02:24:04,023
(screaming)

3846
02:24:04,023 --> 02:24:04,856
- No!

3847
02:24:04,856 --> 02:24:05,720
(gasps)

3848
02:24:05,720 --> 02:24:08,470
- That's the last time
you try to outsmart me,

3849
02:24:08,470 --> 02:24:09,333
Captain Tucker.

3850
02:24:15,530 --> 02:24:17,140
- [Locus] I'm a Professional,
Agent Washington.

3851
02:24:17,140 --> 02:24:17,973
I can-

3852
02:24:17,973 --> 02:24:18,806
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

3853
02:24:18,806 --> 02:24:20,590
you complete your missions at all costs.

3854
02:24:20,590 --> 02:24:22,830
You can see that as
many times as you want,

3855
02:24:22,830 --> 02:24:24,600
but I know what you really are.

3856
02:24:24,600 --> 02:24:25,690
You're a coward.

3857
02:24:25,690 --> 02:24:27,060
- [Locus] Ridiculous.

3858
02:24:27,060 --> 02:24:28,910
- You keep trying to play yourself off

3859
02:24:28,910 --> 02:24:30,030
as some sort of weapon,

3860
02:24:30,030 --> 02:24:32,690
that you don't care
about anyone or anything,

3861
02:24:32,690 --> 02:24:35,750
but the fact that you're
trying so hard to understand me

3862
02:24:35,750 --> 02:24:37,340
breaks your entire act.

3863
02:24:37,340 --> 02:24:41,010
No matter how hard you may want
to be, you're not a machine.

3864
02:24:41,010 --> 02:24:42,050
You're a murderer,

3865
02:24:42,050 --> 02:24:43,940
but you hide behind the idea in your head

3866
02:24:43,940 --> 02:24:45,170
because you're too afraid

3867
02:24:45,170 --> 02:24:47,370
to take responsibility
for what you've done.

3868
02:24:48,220 --> 02:24:50,577
I know I used to be a real piece of shit,

3869
02:24:50,577 --> 02:24:53,211
but at least I'm trying
to do something about it.

3870
02:24:53,211 --> 02:24:55,294
(growls)

3871
02:24:57,437 --> 02:24:59,020
- Stop right there.

3872
02:25:00,140 --> 02:25:00,973
- You.

3873
02:25:02,180 --> 02:25:03,430
- Don't make me use this.

3874
02:25:05,520 --> 02:25:07,750
- You still don't get it, do you?

3875
02:25:07,750 --> 02:25:09,840
The entire reason you sim troopers

3876
02:25:09,840 --> 02:25:11,849
were allowed to live this long,

3877
02:25:11,849 --> 02:25:12,682
(chuckles)

3878
02:25:12,682 --> 02:25:15,680
is because you're all losers.

3879
02:25:15,680 --> 02:25:17,660
Control was confident
that you'd do more damage

3880
02:25:17,660 --> 02:25:20,330
to these people to make
it ever do to themselves.

3881
02:25:20,330 --> 02:25:23,080
I mean, a bunch of idiots
in charge of an army?

3882
02:25:23,080 --> 02:25:25,450
Come on, it was a recipe for disaster.

3883
02:25:25,450 --> 02:25:28,120
Locus and I figured we'd let
you rack up the casualty count,

3884
02:25:28,120 --> 02:25:29,510
then kill you after a few weeks.

3885
02:25:29,510 --> 02:25:34,330
Oh, but then you did something special.

3886
02:25:34,330 --> 02:25:37,130
He gave these people hope.

3887
02:25:37,130 --> 02:25:39,840
And with that came a
new level of motivation

3888
02:25:39,840 --> 02:25:42,520
to fight harder, to die faster,

3889
02:25:42,520 --> 02:25:44,500
all with the belief that their sacrifice

3890
02:25:44,500 --> 02:25:46,650
might actually mean something.

3891
02:25:46,650 --> 02:25:47,970
But you know what?

3892
02:25:47,970 --> 02:25:50,320
It all means nothing.

3893
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:52,840
At the end of the day,
if I'm stronger than you,

3894
02:25:52,840 --> 02:25:56,037
and if I'm faster than
you, then I can kill you.

3895
02:25:56,037 --> 02:26:00,130
And that's better than
anything money can buy.

3896
02:26:00,130 --> 02:26:01,128
(coughs)

3897
02:26:01,128 --> 02:26:01,961
- I don't know, man.

3898
02:26:01,961 --> 02:26:04,230
I think I'd rather be rich
than a fucking nut job.

3899
02:26:04,230 --> 02:26:05,730
What do you think, Church?

3900
02:26:05,730 --> 02:26:08,450
- Yeah, this guy's got no
idea what he's talking about.

3901
02:26:08,450 --> 02:26:09,538
- What the-?

3902
02:26:09,538 --> 02:26:10,610
What the fuck is this?

3903
02:26:10,610 --> 02:26:11,740
Oh, this is Church.

3904
02:26:11,740 --> 02:26:14,230
He's the AI that helps
me run my equipment.

3905
02:26:14,230 --> 02:26:15,640
- What equipment?

3906
02:26:15,640 --> 02:26:16,653
- My helmet cam.

3907
02:26:17,692 --> 02:26:18,890
Oh!

3908
02:26:18,890 --> 02:26:21,360
Somebody just got fucking busted.

3909
02:26:21,360 --> 02:26:22,260
- All right, boys!

3910
02:26:23,740 --> 02:26:25,383
Bring it down!

3911
02:26:25,383 --> 02:26:27,883
(guns firing)

3912
02:26:30,567 --> 02:26:32,950
(explosion)

3913
02:26:32,950 --> 02:26:33,913
- Be right back.

3914
02:26:35,586 --> 02:26:39,626
(electricity sparking)

3915
02:26:39,626 --> 02:26:42,209
(radio static)

3916
02:26:48,150 --> 02:26:49,730
- Once the Feds and
rebels kill each other,

3917
02:26:49,730 --> 02:26:51,190
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

3918
02:26:51,190 --> 02:26:54,140
I mean, we've been playing
these guys for years.

3919
02:26:54,140 --> 02:26:54,973
- [Tucker] How did you convince Kimball

3920
02:26:54,973 --> 02:26:56,070
to go to the Capitol?

3921
02:26:56,070 --> 02:26:56,903
- Vanessa?

3922
02:26:56,903 --> 02:26:58,730
- Oh, she was easy.

3923
02:26:58,730 --> 02:27:01,140
I just made up some story about
how you all died heroically.

3924
02:27:01,140 --> 02:27:02,310
You should have seen it, man.

3925
02:27:02,310 --> 02:27:04,560
I gave the performance
of a fucking lifetime.

3926
02:27:04,560 --> 02:27:07,830
Got all broken up, threw
in a few dramatic pauses,

3927
02:27:07,830 --> 02:27:10,767
and they just ate it up.

3928
02:27:10,767 --> 02:27:12,397
- You son of a bitch.

3929
02:27:12,397 --> 02:27:14,370
- [Felix] The entire
reason you sim troopers

3930
02:27:14,370 --> 02:27:16,090
were allowed to live this long

3931
02:27:16,090 --> 02:27:18,670
is because you're all losers.

3932
02:27:18,670 --> 02:27:21,830
Locus and I figured we'd let
you rack up the casualty count,

3933
02:27:21,830 --> 02:27:23,757
then kill you after a few weeks.

3934
02:27:23,757 --> 02:27:24,590
- Locus?

3935
02:27:24,590 --> 02:27:26,440
- [Felix] You gave these people hope.

3936
02:27:29,069 --> 02:27:29,902
- This is bad.

3937
02:27:32,610 --> 02:27:35,830
- [Soldier] Locus, everyone
at the Capitol knows.

3938
02:27:35,830 --> 02:27:37,151
What do we do?

3939
02:27:37,151 --> 02:27:39,760
(Washington groaning)

3940
02:27:39,760 --> 02:27:41,093
- Follow protocol.

3941
02:27:43,620 --> 02:27:45,440
- Oh, dude, are you speechless?

3942
02:27:45,440 --> 02:27:47,200
That's a first.

3943
02:27:47,200 --> 02:27:48,622
- You.

3944
02:27:48,622 --> 02:27:49,893
You're dead.

3945
02:27:49,893 --> 02:27:51,807
- [Carolina] I wouldn't if I were you.

3946
02:27:54,061 --> 02:27:57,375
- You know, those sticky
grenades kick like a mule,

3947
02:27:57,375 --> 02:28:00,883
but I hear these newfangled
laser blasters are quite lethal.

3948
02:28:03,800 --> 02:28:05,800
- The mission is a failure.

3949
02:28:05,800 --> 02:28:09,205
Protocol states we're to
report to Control immediately.

3950
02:28:09,205 --> 02:28:10,803
- They're injured.

3951
02:28:10,803 --> 02:28:12,634
We can kill them now.

3952
02:28:12,634 --> 02:28:13,966
- No.

3953
02:28:13,966 --> 02:28:15,193
We follow orders.

3954
02:28:16,590 --> 02:28:21,590
Let me assure you all, this is not over.

3955
02:28:21,704 --> 02:28:25,787
(teleportation grenade explodes)

3956
02:28:27,222 --> 02:28:28,998
(radio static)

3957
02:28:28,998 --> 02:28:30,110
- [Kimball] This is Vanessa
Kimball of the New Republic

3958
02:28:30,110 --> 02:28:31,850
ordering an immediate cease fire.

3959
02:28:31,850 --> 02:28:33,180
- [Doyle] All soldiers of the Federal Army

3960
02:28:33,180 --> 02:28:34,520
stand down at once.

3961
02:28:34,520 --> 02:28:37,180
- [Kimball] Tucker,
Grif, can anyone read me?

3962
02:28:37,180 --> 02:28:38,480
What are your coordinates?

3963
02:28:39,500 --> 02:28:40,603
Where are you?

3964
02:28:44,425 --> 02:28:45,258
(mimicking Pelican ship)

3965
02:28:45,258 --> 02:28:46,580
- The Pelican goes in for a landing,

3966
02:28:46,580 --> 02:28:47,720
but the radio jammer's shooting up

3967
02:28:47,720 --> 02:28:49,280
all sorts of electricity and stuff.

3968
02:28:49,280 --> 02:28:50,161
It was like-

3969
02:28:50,161 --> 02:28:52,105
(mimicking electricity sparking)

3970
02:28:52,105 --> 02:28:53,760
- [All] Ooh.

3971
02:28:53,760 --> 02:28:56,600
- We're on the ground,
Captain Tucker's bleeding out.

3972
02:28:56,600 --> 02:28:58,830
The Reds and Blues are all bashed up.

3973
02:28:58,830 --> 02:29:01,334
Things don't look good.

3974
02:29:01,334 --> 02:29:02,770
- [All] Oh.

3975
02:29:02,770 --> 02:29:04,070
- We move them all aboard the ship

3976
02:29:04,070 --> 02:29:05,790
and take off as fast as we can.

3977
02:29:05,790 --> 02:29:06,737
And that's when he spoke to me.

3978
02:29:06,737 --> 02:29:09,580
"Palomo, come closer."

3979
02:29:09,580 --> 02:29:10,700
It was my captain.

3980
02:29:10,700 --> 02:29:11,577
I leaned in.

3981
02:29:11,577 --> 02:29:13,260
"Don't speak, Tucker.

3982
02:29:13,260 --> 02:29:15,170
You need your strength."

3983
02:29:15,170 --> 02:29:16,660
But he brushed my hand aside,

3984
02:29:16,660 --> 02:29:19,047
looked me straight in
the eyes and said to me,

3985
02:29:19,047 --> 02:29:22,503
"Palomo, you did good, kid.

3986
02:29:23,567 --> 02:29:25,090
You did good."

3987
02:29:25,090 --> 02:29:26,223
- Oh, that's bullshit.

3988
02:29:28,040 --> 02:29:30,180
What I actually told
you was to stop crying

3989
02:29:30,180 --> 02:29:31,390
and just shut the fuck up.

3990
02:29:31,390 --> 02:29:32,727
- Okay, yeah.

3991
02:29:32,727 --> 02:29:34,490
But the sentiment was still there.

3992
02:29:34,490 --> 02:29:36,420
- I fucking hate you, Palomo.

3993
02:29:36,420 --> 02:29:38,840
- You know, if we hadn't
shown up with the Fed ship,

3994
02:29:38,840 --> 02:29:40,450
you'd probably be dead.

3995
02:29:40,450 --> 02:29:42,250
Like for real this time.

3996
02:29:42,250 --> 02:29:44,200
- Hey, we're a bunch of mavericks, okay?

3997
02:29:44,200 --> 02:29:46,560
We weren't even planning
on making it out alive.

3998
02:29:46,560 --> 02:29:49,000
That was just an added bonus
for being so fucking awesome.

3999
02:29:49,000 --> 02:29:51,450
- You went on a suicide mission for us?

4000
02:29:51,450 --> 02:29:53,970
- Well, you know, we
figured we owed you one.

4001
02:29:53,970 --> 02:29:55,580
- That's so selfless.

4002
02:29:55,580 --> 02:29:57,690
And hey, your voice didn't crack.

4003
02:29:57,690 --> 02:29:58,625
- It didn't?

4004
02:29:58,625 --> 02:29:59,458
I mean-

4005
02:29:59,458 --> 02:30:00,291
(clears throat)

4006
02:30:00,291 --> 02:30:01,277
Oh, I don't know what
you're talking about.

4007
02:30:01,277 --> 02:30:03,040
- All right, don't get carried away.

4008
02:30:03,040 --> 02:30:04,470
You guys just happened
to be the first people

4009
02:30:04,470 --> 02:30:06,100
we ever met who thought we were cool.

4010
02:30:06,100 --> 02:30:08,410
We saved you strictly for selfish reasons,

4011
02:30:08,410 --> 02:30:10,750
and with the hope there'd be
more pampering upon our return.

4012
02:30:10,750 --> 02:30:13,150
- [Matthews] I'm here
whenever you need me, sir!

4013
02:30:14,070 --> 02:30:15,680
- He seriously survived the fight?

4014
02:30:15,680 --> 02:30:16,590
I mean, really?

4015
02:30:16,590 --> 02:30:18,670
The universe just had to spare Matthews.

4016
02:30:18,670 --> 02:30:22,910
- Well, I think I speak for
all of us when I say thank you.

4017
02:30:22,910 --> 02:30:24,993
- And I think that I speak for all of us

4018
02:30:24,993 --> 02:30:26,900
when I say that this feels like

4019
02:30:26,900 --> 02:30:29,732
the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

4020
02:30:29,732 --> 02:30:31,630
Isn't that right, Freckles?

4021
02:30:31,630 --> 02:30:32,463
- [Freckles] Affirmative.

4022
02:30:32,463 --> 02:30:33,840
- No, absolutely not.

4023
02:30:33,840 --> 02:30:35,090
- Way too cheesy.

4024
02:30:35,090 --> 02:30:36,100
- Thank you, captain.

4025
02:30:36,100 --> 02:30:38,460
I'll remember this to the day I die,

4026
02:30:38,460 --> 02:30:42,600
or my name is John Elizabeth Andersmith.

4027
02:30:42,600 --> 02:30:44,337
- Oh God, is it?

4028
02:30:44,337 --> 02:30:46,833
- [Kimball] So, what do you think?

4029
02:30:46,833 --> 02:30:49,110
- [Doyle] I think it's an absolute mess.

4030
02:30:49,110 --> 02:30:51,060
- Well, your army didn't exactly leave us

4031
02:30:51,060 --> 02:30:52,780
with many options over the years.

4032
02:30:52,780 --> 02:30:56,170
- Yes, well, I suppose we can't expect you

4033
02:30:56,170 --> 02:30:58,660
to continue operating out
of a hole in the ground.

4034
02:30:58,660 --> 02:31:00,700
I'll talk with one of my new advisors

4035
02:31:00,700 --> 02:31:03,120
and see if we can have your people set up

4036
02:31:03,120 --> 02:31:04,850
at another one of our outposts.

4037
02:31:04,850 --> 02:31:07,390
- I was actually thinking
about moving to the Capitol.

4038
02:31:07,390 --> 02:31:08,680
(splutters)

4039
02:31:08,680 --> 02:31:10,320
- Well that's preposterous.

4040
02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:11,153
- Excuse me?

4041
02:31:11,153 --> 02:31:14,050
My men deserve a roof over
their heads just like yours.

4042
02:31:14,050 --> 02:31:17,150
- Hey, you both agreed
to a temporary truce.

4043
02:31:17,150 --> 02:31:20,530
So why don't you try starting
with a little cooperation?

4044
02:31:20,530 --> 02:31:23,620
- Very well, I'll see what we can do.

4045
02:31:23,620 --> 02:31:26,590
Agent Washington, you have my thanks.

4046
02:31:26,590 --> 02:31:27,890
- And mine.

4047
02:31:27,890 --> 02:31:30,890
If it wasn't for you all, we'd be gone.

4048
02:31:30,890 --> 02:31:34,140
- Well, thanks, but you
should really thank Tucker.

4049
02:31:34,140 --> 02:31:36,250
- The whole plan was actually his idea.

4050
02:31:36,250 --> 02:31:37,340
- Is that so?

4051
02:31:37,340 --> 02:31:39,000
- Kind of a shocker, huh?

4052
02:31:39,000 --> 02:31:40,823
- No, not really.

4053
02:31:41,720 --> 02:31:44,770
If there's anything we
can ever do for you,

4054
02:31:44,770 --> 02:31:46,450
please don't hesitate to ask.

4055
02:31:46,450 --> 02:31:48,440
- Oh gosh, I don't think
that's really necessary-

4056
02:31:48,440 --> 02:31:49,900
- What's a rank higher than captain?

4057
02:31:49,900 --> 02:31:51,940
- Um, Colonel?

4058
02:31:51,940 --> 02:31:53,020
- Promote me to colonel.

4059
02:31:53,020 --> 02:31:55,510
- Oh, very well, then.

4060
02:31:55,510 --> 02:31:57,570
In honor of your service,

4061
02:31:57,570 --> 02:32:01,120
I hereby promote you to Colonel

4062
02:32:02,950 --> 02:32:04,230
Sarge.

4063
02:32:04,230 --> 02:32:06,078
- You hear that, numb nuts?

4064
02:32:06,078 --> 02:32:08,190
I outrank you again!

4065
02:32:08,190 --> 02:32:09,023
Ha!

4066
02:32:10,430 --> 02:32:12,847
(soft music)

4067
02:32:15,409 --> 02:32:17,460
- So did you miss me?

4068
02:32:17,460 --> 02:32:19,190
Actually, I found the peace of mind

4069
02:32:19,190 --> 02:32:21,000
to be rather nice for a change.

4070
02:32:21,000 --> 02:32:23,990
- Oh yeah, I bet it went along
great with that ass kicking.

4071
02:32:23,990 --> 02:32:26,200
- That was part of the plan.

4072
02:32:26,200 --> 02:32:27,560
- Oh really, 'cause I thought the plan

4073
02:32:27,560 --> 02:32:30,820
was to distract Locus, not let
him mop the floor with you.

4074
02:32:30,820 --> 02:32:33,730
- Look, they were better
than I expected, okay?

4075
02:32:33,730 --> 02:32:34,570
- Wimp.

4076
02:32:34,570 --> 02:32:37,020
- I'm still surprised you
went along with the plan.

4077
02:32:37,020 --> 02:32:39,300
- Yeah, well I figured it was time

4078
02:32:39,300 --> 02:32:40,600
to have faith in them too.

4079
02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:43,420
Oh, hey, hold on.

4080
02:32:43,420 --> 02:32:44,253
- Everything okay?

4081
02:32:44,253 --> 02:32:45,510
- Yeah, I said hold on.

4082
02:32:45,510 --> 02:32:46,400
Aha.

4083
02:32:46,400 --> 02:32:47,490
Great, thanks D.

4084
02:32:47,490 --> 02:32:48,323
- What was that?

4085
02:32:48,323 --> 02:32:50,330
- That was the end of a very long

4086
02:32:50,330 --> 02:32:52,750
and very annoying decryption process.

4087
02:32:52,750 --> 02:32:54,010
- You've got the manifest?

4088
02:32:54,010 --> 02:32:55,800
- Fuck yeah, I got the manifest.

4089
02:32:55,800 --> 02:32:57,003
I'm processing it now.

4090
02:32:58,699 --> 02:33:01,010
Well, not exactly the
most dramatic revelation,

4091
02:33:01,010 --> 02:33:03,030
but I believe that we have our culprit.

4092
02:33:03,030 --> 02:33:04,433
- Who is it?

4093
02:33:04,433 --> 02:33:07,120
- Charon Industries, big
umbrella corporation.

4094
02:33:07,120 --> 02:33:08,380
They've got a hand in pretty much

4095
02:33:08,380 --> 02:33:10,510
every major market you can think of.

4096
02:33:10,510 --> 02:33:12,980
Even messed around with
cryogenics a few years back,

4097
02:33:12,980 --> 02:33:15,390
but it looks like their largest profits

4098
02:33:15,390 --> 02:33:18,770
come from weapons and technology.

4099
02:33:18,770 --> 02:33:20,460
They own most of the stuff on the ship.

4100
02:33:20,460 --> 02:33:21,400
- Sounds familiar.

4101
02:33:21,400 --> 02:33:23,670
- Yeah, Project Freelancer
stole some assets

4102
02:33:23,670 --> 02:33:24,840
from them once or twice

4103
02:33:24,840 --> 02:33:27,300
and managed to destroy quite a bit

4104
02:33:27,300 --> 02:33:29,070
of private property in the process.

4105
02:33:29,070 --> 02:33:31,040
- You mean the resistance?

4106
02:33:31,040 --> 02:33:33,290
I thought they were a UNSC splinter group.

4107
02:33:33,290 --> 02:33:36,640
The soldiers were all UNSC,
but according to my records,

4108
02:33:36,640 --> 02:33:37,760
they've been hired on to act

4109
02:33:37,760 --> 02:33:39,560
as Charon's private security force.

4110
02:33:39,560 --> 02:33:41,115
- Is that legal?

4111
02:33:41,115 --> 02:33:41,980
- I doubt it.

4112
02:33:41,980 --> 02:33:43,490
Looks like Charon and the military

4113
02:33:43,490 --> 02:33:46,368
started getting really
buddy-buddy around the time that-

4114
02:33:46,368 --> 02:33:47,540
Oh.

4115
02:33:47,540 --> 02:33:48,373
- Epsilon?

4116
02:33:48,373 --> 02:33:49,206
- Where's Dr. Grey?

4117
02:33:49,206 --> 02:33:50,039
- Huh?

4118
02:33:50,039 --> 02:33:51,310
- The lunatic, what's she doing?

4119
02:33:51,310 --> 02:33:54,410
- She's treating the
space pirates we captured.

4120
02:33:54,410 --> 02:33:55,243
- Perfect.

4121
02:33:55,243 --> 02:33:56,090
Tell her I want them to give me

4122
02:33:56,090 --> 02:33:58,430
all known radio frequencies
used by the mercenaries.

4123
02:33:58,430 --> 02:33:59,560
- Why?

4124
02:33:59,560 --> 02:34:00,760
- I need to make a call.

4125
02:34:02,205 --> 02:34:03,305
(electronic beeping)

4126
02:34:03,305 --> 02:34:05,350
- [Control] I am at a loss, gentlemen.

4127
02:34:05,350 --> 02:34:08,190
Years of arduous labor
and delicate manipulation

4128
02:34:08,190 --> 02:34:10,410
all made worthless by your inability

4129
02:34:10,410 --> 02:34:12,252
to stop a single squad

4130
02:34:12,252 --> 02:34:14,140
of what can hardly be considered soldiers.

4131
02:34:14,140 --> 02:34:15,910
- They got lucky.

4132
02:34:15,910 --> 02:34:20,260
- They were underestimated
and it will not happen again.

4133
02:34:20,260 --> 02:34:23,990
- Our operation now lies
in extreme jeopardy.

4134
02:34:23,990 --> 02:34:26,170
Word of our involvement
can never find its way

4135
02:34:26,170 --> 02:34:27,770
back to Earth or the UNSC.

4136
02:34:28,763 --> 02:34:30,133
- Then what are our orders?

4137
02:34:31,500 --> 02:34:33,103
- Go to war.

4138
02:34:34,729 --> 02:34:36,035
- [Caboose] Hello?

4139
02:34:36,035 --> 02:34:37,059
Yes.

4140
02:34:37,059 --> 02:34:37,892
Hello?

4141
02:34:37,892 --> 02:34:38,725
- [Control] What is this?

4142
02:34:38,725 --> 02:34:40,170
- [Caboose] Extra sauce, please.

4143
02:34:40,170 --> 02:34:41,110
- An outside transmission.

4144
02:34:41,110 --> 02:34:43,417
- How'd they get this channel?

4145
02:34:43,417 --> 02:34:47,567
- "Colorful Space
Marines Stop Corruption."

4146
02:34:47,567 --> 02:34:48,920
You know, I really love

4147
02:34:48,920 --> 02:34:50,130
the picture they used for this thing,

4148
02:34:50,130 --> 02:34:53,620
but I gotta say, I think I
like the description even more.

4149
02:34:53,620 --> 02:34:55,810
Pictured above, the Red and Blue troopers

4150
02:34:55,810 --> 02:34:58,620
of Project Freelancer
receive a full pardon

4151
02:34:58,620 --> 02:35:01,090
from UNSC oversight chairman

4152
02:35:01,090 --> 02:35:06,020
and Charon Industries
CEO, Malcolm Hargrove.

4153
02:35:06,020 --> 02:35:07,670
I can't imagine you'd like publicizing

4154
02:35:07,670 --> 02:35:09,380
that second bit very much though.

4155
02:35:09,380 --> 02:35:11,220
Probably not very good for business.

4156
02:35:11,220 --> 02:35:13,423
Am I right, chairman?

4157
02:35:14,371 --> 02:35:15,850
- On the contrary,

4158
02:35:15,850 --> 02:35:18,570
you'd be surprised as to
what can come of a merger

4159
02:35:18,570 --> 02:35:21,630
between politics and corporations.

4160
02:35:21,630 --> 02:35:24,040
If you're here to negotiate a surrender,

4161
02:35:24,040 --> 02:35:28,220
I'm afraid I must inform you
that your ship has set sail.

4162
02:35:28,220 --> 02:35:29,920
Quite literally, in fact.

4163
02:35:29,920 --> 02:35:33,360
- Actually, we were just
hoping to read you a letter.

4164
02:35:33,360 --> 02:35:35,835
- It's just a little something
we put together for you,

4165
02:35:35,835 --> 02:35:37,610
considering we'll probably be seeing

4166
02:35:37,610 --> 02:35:39,950
a lot of each other
over the next few weeks.

4167
02:35:39,950 --> 02:35:41,830
- Take it away, Church.

4168
02:35:41,830 --> 02:35:44,510
- Dear chairman, it has
come to our attention

4169
02:35:44,510 --> 02:35:47,000
that you have declared
war on the planet Chorus.

4170
02:35:47,000 --> 02:35:51,990
We regret to inform you that
this is a really shitty idea.

4171
02:35:51,990 --> 02:35:54,240
Not only have you managed
to annoy the people

4172
02:35:54,240 --> 02:35:57,190
that you failed to kill
time and time again,

4173
02:35:57,190 --> 02:36:01,010
you've also found a way to
piss off an entire planet.

4174
02:36:01,010 --> 02:36:03,300
Now they may not have the best equipment

4175
02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:04,970
and they might not be the best fighters,

4176
02:36:04,970 --> 02:36:06,080
but as you're aware,

4177
02:36:06,080 --> 02:36:09,700
they've been fighting
for a very long time.

4178
02:36:09,700 --> 02:36:12,340
And now that they're
not fighting each other,

4179
02:36:12,340 --> 02:36:14,230
they're more than happy to dedicate

4180
02:36:14,230 --> 02:36:17,810
all of their time to fighting you.

4181
02:36:17,810 --> 02:36:21,510
So dear chairman, to you and
your idiotic mercenaries,

4182
02:36:21,510 --> 02:36:25,620
we would like to say bring
it on, motherfuckers.

4183
02:36:25,620 --> 02:36:28,140
We are not going anywhere.

4184
02:36:28,140 --> 02:36:30,610
From your friends, the incredibly badass

4185
02:36:30,610 --> 02:36:32,420
and semi-attractive Red and Blue soldiers

4186
02:36:32,420 --> 02:36:33,613
of Project Freelancer.

4187
02:36:34,551 --> 02:36:36,134
PS, suck our balls.

4188
02:36:40,186 --> 02:36:43,186
(soft guitar music)

4189
02:37:25,039 --> 02:37:30,039
♪ In love, in need, in want, in miss ♪

4190
02:37:31,234 --> 02:37:36,234
♪ I taste your bite, I taste your kiss ♪

4191
02:37:37,148 --> 02:37:42,148
♪ And I think back, the things you said ♪

4192
02:37:43,251 --> 02:37:48,251
♪ They make me mad, a bull to red ♪

4193
02:37:50,827 --> 02:37:55,827
♪ And I wonder where you are ♪

4194
02:37:56,768 --> 02:38:01,768
♪ And I wonder what you wore ♪

4195
02:38:02,848 --> 02:38:07,848
♪ And I'm lost inside a bar ♪

4196
02:38:09,043 --> 02:38:14,043
♪ And I'm drunk inside a war ♪

4197
02:38:15,487 --> 02:38:19,237
♪ And I wonder where you are ♪

4198
02:38:25,522 --> 02:38:30,522
♪ Drinking martinis by myself ♪

4199
02:38:30,883 --> 02:38:35,883
♪ On a Sunday ♪

4200
02:38:37,836 --> 02:38:42,836
♪ Drinking martinis again ♪

4201
02:38:43,238 --> 02:38:48,238
♪ On a Monday ♪

4202
02:38:49,804 --> 02:38:52,256
♪ It's a half life ♪

4203
02:38:52,256 --> 02:38:55,563
♪ It's a half life ♪

4204
02:38:55,563 --> 02:38:59,280
♪ It's a half life ♪

4205
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:02,197
♪ It's a half life ♪

4206
02:39:27,965 --> 02:39:32,965
♪ I buy your brand, I smoke your brand ♪

4207
02:39:34,083 --> 02:39:39,083
♪ I count the what ifs on one hand ♪

4208
02:39:42,235 --> 02:39:47,235
♪ And I wonder where you are ♪

4209
02:39:47,631 --> 02:39:52,631
♪ And I wonder what you wore ♪

4210
02:39:53,678 --> 02:39:58,678
♪ And I'm lost inside a bar ♪

4211
02:39:59,891 --> 02:40:04,891
♪ And I'm drunk inside a war ♪

4212
02:40:06,315 --> 02:40:10,065
♪ And I wonder where you are ♪

4213
02:40:16,432 --> 02:40:21,432
♪ Drinking martinis alone ♪

4214
02:40:21,594 --> 02:40:26,594
♪ Sunday morning ♪

4215
02:40:28,650 --> 02:40:33,650
♪ Drinking martinis again ♪

4216
02:40:34,038 --> 02:40:39,038
♪ Sunday evening ♪

4217
02:40:40,324 --> 02:40:43,038
♪ It's a half life ♪

4218
02:40:43,038 --> 02:40:46,314
♪ It's a half life ♪

4219
02:40:46,314 --> 02:40:49,449
♪ It's a half life ♪

4220
02:40:49,449 --> 02:40:52,366
♪ It's a half life ♪

4221
02:41:23,536 --> 02:41:27,286
♪ And I wonder where you are ♪

4222
02:41:38,269 --> 02:41:39,102
- FILSS?

4223
02:41:40,035 --> 02:41:41,530
- [FILSS] Yes, Chairman?

4224
02:41:41,530 --> 02:41:44,560
- Please clear my schedule
for the rest of the day.

4225
02:41:44,560 --> 02:41:45,760
- [FILSS] Yes, Chairman.

4226
02:41:48,112 --> 02:41:49,112
- And FILSS,

4227
02:41:50,320 --> 02:41:52,760
could you verify that Locus's delivery

4228
02:41:52,760 --> 02:41:55,228
was sent to the trophy room?

4229
02:41:55,228 --> 02:41:57,510
- [FILSS] The crate from the shipwreck was

4230
02:41:57,510 --> 02:42:01,290
unloaded and delivered this morning, sir.

4231
02:42:01,290 --> 02:42:02,123
- Wonderful.

4232
02:42:04,276 --> 02:42:06,606
I could use a bit of good news today.

4233
02:42:06,606 --> 02:42:10,090
(electronic beeping)

4234
02:42:10,090 --> 02:42:12,507
(soft music)